Hihohe posted:

Im laughing really hard at this one
out of context it just reads as "PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO VOTE STOMPS ON MAH RIGHTS"

quote:

“YOU KNEW I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU LET ME IN….”

Snakes left to right:
Macron, France- Andrews, Morrison, Australia – Trudeau, Canada- Ardern, New Zealand- Johnson, UK- Biden, US.


Every day I read stories about people from all walks of life who have suddenly dropped dead.

All of them died after receiving recent experimental gene therapy injections. You’ll never hear corporate media tie those deaths to the Covid jabs. That’s because their job is to protect their advertisers—the vaccine makers. Still, the truth can still be found on the Internet—just not on any major social media outlet. They also protect Big Pharma. This isn’t about science or keeping people healthy and ’safe.’ It’s about money and power and many are starting to realize that.

Formerly free countries such as Great Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, France, and the United States continue down a dystopian path that leads toward absolute tyranny. Increasingly, our former freedoms cannot be had without vaccine passports, and now they’re talking about implantable chips. That’s what this has been about all along—tracking everyone’s movements and activities at all times. Those who resist getting the dangerous jabs are demonized and shunned. Those who do get the jabs risk blood clots, strokes, and heart attacks. There will be endless boosters, so it’s a sure bet that this will all get worse.

The big ‘emperor with no clothes’ moment occurs when people realize the Covid vaccines are neither safe nor effective. They don’t work. Bill Gates even admitted it, yet he still pushes for universal vaccination. Not only does he make billions more bucks from the murderous jabs, but he also obtains satisfaction from seeing humanity getting culled. That’s right—Gates is a sadistic fiend who wants more humans removed from the planet he and his fellow centi-billionaires own. It’s THEIR planet. They own it.

It’s time to push back against the insanity. Do not succumb to the pressure to get the Covid vaccines. If you have to lose your job, you lose your job. That’s better than losing your life!

(NOTE: This cartoon was inspired by an ancient Greek sculpture known as “Laocoön and His Sons.” I left out the sons.)

— Ben Garrison

Hihohe posted:

Im laughing really hard at this one
out of context it just reads as "PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO VOTE STOMPS ON MAH RIGHTS"

Raised By Birds posted:

Today we have a transformation + tentacles combo.

DalaranJ posted:

Is the Lacoon substitute supposed to be Trump or just a generic white guy? Also I'm laughing that he specifically called out Dan Andrews.

Raised By Birds posted:

By popular demand posted:

Also venomous snakes are good somehow.

Raised By Birds posted:

Today we have a transformation + tentacles combo.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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RoboRodent posted:

I had a suspicion when I saw it that Garrison was trying for Laocoön, but it's a pretty lovely rendition of a really fabulous statue. Laocoön deserves better.

But the thing about Laocoön is that we don't really know why he was being tortured by serpents. Virgil, in the Aenid, says Laocoön was a Trojan priest who tried to reveal the ruse of the Trojan Horse, but was punished for daring to strike what was meant to be a divine object, even if he was ultimately correct. I'm sure Garrison likes this interpretation.

But the story of Laocoön is older, from a play by Sophocles centuries earlier, but the actual play is lost. Enough people wrote about the play that we know this version is that Laocoön was supposed to be celibate but married and had children, and this was his divine punishment. Other versions say that Laocoön's crime was not the marriage itself, but rather loving his wife in the temple. Either way, Poseidon sent snakes to murder him and/or his sons, and their deaths were taken as divine proof that the Trojan Horse really was holy and should definitely be hauled into the city, because Laocoön was the one doubting it.

So, as usual, Garrison is bad at metaphor.

Raised By Birds posted:

PowerBeard posted:

Australia and New Zealand, famously known for being the West.

He means white, doesn't he?

Hihohe posted:

Im laughing really hard at this one
out of context it just reads as "PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO VOTE STOMPS ON MAH RIGHTS"

Raised By Birds posted:

Mike Lester

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Tony Branco

Raised By Birds posted:

Bob Gorrell

DalaranJ posted:

Why is there digital artifacting in the middle of the maze? Is this a magic eye puzzle where if I stare really hard it will say let's go brandon?

Mordaedil posted:

Just noticed that the maze is just a bunch of tiled images of the same pattern, but there's an extra layer of the pattern on top of the entire thing, clearly misplaced.

Mordaedil posted:

Just noticed that the maze is just a bunch of tiled images of the same pattern, but there's an extra layer of the pattern on top of the entire thing, clearly misplaced.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Right wingers would never use 9/11 as an excuse to sell lovely merchandise, nope, no sir.

By popular demand posted:

Also venomous snakes are good somehow.

Raised By Birds posted:

Today we have a transformation + tentacles combo.

Raised By Birds posted:

Mike Lester

Technowolf posted:

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Republicans posted:

Is this pro or anti-Babbitt?

Kikas posted:

Living outside of US, I never know if these cartoons are supposed to na a parody or a thing that happened, because, to be honest, our ministry of health basically rolls the dice each month and changes the rules for masks and certificates. So for me it works pretty much like in the comic.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Republicans posted:

Is this pro or anti-Babbitt?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Cloud Potato posted:

Telegraph:

Ease ineffective Covid restrictions, Nicola Sturgeon told, as Scotland’s case rate overtakes England’s