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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Lesnar wishes he could turn a color other than angry white man Red

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

woyal wumble

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://twitter.com/wrasslinwizard/status/1480563416729149442?s=21

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


sour boy is number 30

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Nikki A.S.V

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Eat My Fuc posted:

RAW is great white noise for sleeping. 5 minute white noise challenge

Remember that endless awful Undertaker promo where he talked about leaving Big Show in the desert and he came out carrying his motorcycle? I was getting my wisdom teeth out that day, so I taped the episode. After my surgery I was on hydrocodone, so I was loopy as hell and kept falling asleep. So I started watching my tape in the afternoon, and I fell sleep during the Taker promo. I woke up several hours later, the sun had set, and Taker was still talking about the goddamn desert.

My VCR had a loop play function, so I later figured out that the tape must have ended while I was asleep, rewound itself, and auto-replayed while I was passed out, but I still remember it as Taker cutting a 6 hour promo.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
why can't WWE just loving die

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Critical posted:

sour boy is number 30

oh boy dis is a weawwy big pwobwem

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Codependent Poster posted:

oh boy dis is a weawwy big pwobwem

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Lol

https://twitter.com/DeonnaPurrazzo/status/1480720598473052160?t=WYdYXQ3yeeinfHv9-mAv0A&s=19

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Hirez posted:

why can't WWE just loving die

they'll make record profits again when they're down to like 100k viewers because networks need live content and will pay pretty much anything for it

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
RAW!!!

quote:

Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin approached Lashley in the back as he watched a monitor. Alexander was excited for Lashley but Lashley reminded him that they were no longer part of the Hurt Business and told them to hit the bricks.

Bobby Who? Lesnar continues to rule
https://streamlala.com/ema1E

[quote/]Benjamin and Alexander attacked Lashley from behind but Lashley laid them both out.[/quote]

Alpha Academy defeated Randy Orton & Riddle to win the Raw Tag Team Championships (9:13)
https://streamlala.com/wWe8k

Damian Priest declared for the Royal Rumble match.
Bianca Belair cut a promo on Becky Lynch, warning her that her time on top was coming to an end.

Dolph Ziggler, Robert Roode & Apollo Crews (w/Commander Azeez) defeated United States Champion Damian Priest & The Street Profits (9:13)

Seth Rollins promo

quote:

Rollins said he didn’t get the match because of a Penguin-looking advocate, he got it because he’s Seth freakin’ Rollins. He planned on beating Roman Reigns yet again.

Big E interrupted. He had one goal: to beat Rollins at WrestleMania for the world championship.

Rollins laughed and claimed Big E had no chance.

Seth Rollins defeated Big E (17:55)

quote:

Rollins went for a curb stomp but Big E countered into a powerbomb for two. Big E applied a stretch muffler but Rollins got a rope break. Big E tried a spear through the ropes again but Rollins got his knee up. They traded counters again until Rollins hit consecutive forearm strikes and a curb stomp for the clean pinfall win.

"Let's say goodbye."
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/s1229a/raw_spoilers_lets_say_goodbye/

quote:

In the back, Reggie gave Dana Brooke a cheesesteak. This led to a 24/7 segment where various things happened and Tamina (who is celebrating her birthday today) wound up covered in cheesesteaks.

Reggie ran into Omos so Omos was about to kill him but Brooke talked him out of it. Omos issued a warning to Reggie.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/s12hvy/raw_spoilers_should_i_do_the_height_thing/

"I don't know if your trying to butter me up for later tonight..."
https://streamlala.com/8VHZE/

AJ Styles defeated Austin Theory via DQ (7:00)

quote:

hey wrestled for a bit after the break but the match ended in a disqualification after Grayson Waller attacked Styles as he set up for a Phenomenal forearm. Theory took a selfie over Styles before leaving.

Alexa Bliss segment

quote:

There was a pre-taped segment with Bliss (dressed in her evil overalls and evil makeup) meeting with a psychiatrist. His office had a Newton’s Cradle and Bliss stopped its movement just by looking at it. After the psychiatrist showed her a clip from her past, Bliss flipped out and destroyed his office. Bliss chucked something at him as he ran away. She shrieked.

Doudrop defeats Bianca Belair and Liv Morgan for a title shot at the Rumble

quote:

Belair hit a moonsault on both women before giving Morgan the KOD but Lynch broke up the cover. (This wasn’t a DQ because it’s a triple threat.) Belair chased after Lynch but Lynch wound up tossing her over the announce table.

In the ring, Doudrop gave Morgan a Banzai Drop for the pinfall win.

After the match, Lynch offered Doudrop a handshake before smacking her. Lynch tried to give her a Man-handle Slam but that didn’t work. Doudrop shoved Lynch from the ring and the show ended as the two women exchanged words.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Rollins laughed and claimed Big E had no chance.


Seth Rollins defeated Big E (17:55)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Man a mere five years ago I woulda been really excited to see Piper Niven fight Becky Lynch for the title at a major PPV

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Really disappointing that this is mostly Alexa's bad acting and not lots of magic.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1480745781036470274

WWE can't even produce bad television right.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
The Hurt Business must have set a record for most break ups in the shortest amount of time.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
It is amazing that they keep bringing Shelton and Cedric back just to do segments that make them look like the biggest losers ever

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cedric could be their Pac, or like an actually talented Seth but nah, they gently caress him over. That entire family has been hosed over and abused by both games in town it’s garbage.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Eat My Fuc posted:

Cedric could be their Pac, or like an actually talented Seth but nah, they gently caress him over. That entire family has been hosed over and abused by both games in town it’s garbage.

It really is amazing that he could have totally had a safe landing place after WWE inevitably cuts him but Tony Khan decided to throw that in garbage just to be a shithead to his wife for no good reason

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Royal Rumble

Riley Reid

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Royal Rumble

Riley Reid

a better actress than alexa bliss in that clip

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Let Alexa enter the rumble twice: once as bliss once as the fiend

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Royal Rumble

Riley Reid

30 men enter?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Digital Jedi posted:

Bobby Who? Lesnar continues to rule
https://streamlala.com/ema1E

I can't wait to watch Lesnar beat some no-name jobber at the Royal Rumble. Or lose to some no-name jobber.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MassRafTer posted:

Really disappointing that this is mostly Alexa's bad acting and not lots of magic.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1480745781036470274

WWE can't even produce bad television right.

this is a show for babies and dogs

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
The surprise entrant is YOU! The WWE Universe!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Digital Jedi posted:

Bobby Who? Lesnar continues to rule
https://streamlala.com/ema1E

this is p good lol

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

this is a show for babies and dogs

I think dogs deserve better than this statement

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
It's a show written for babies but watched almost entirely by 60+ year olds which makes it that much weirder

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Weirdo/therapist is the easiest sketch in comedy.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Old people are babies too.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Either way, your brains are mush

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

With all these tag team splits, I just want to see an angle where a break-up is caused by one partner cheating on the other by forming another tag team behind the other's back.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The WWE's booking continues to be simultaneously the most insane and the most mundane thing in the universe. Every week, there are at least 5 booking decisions that are just flat-out batshit to me and yet none them are actually interesting enough to entice me to want to hate watch. But like...what is that Hurt Business stuff? Why is heel Doudrop the heel champ Becky's Rumble challenger? Why are they having the most recent WWE Champion pinned clean for any reason, let alone having the heel tell him he doesn't have a chance before the match and then proving it right? WTF is that Alexa segment?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

edogawa rando posted:

With all these tag team splits, I just want to see an angle where a break-up is caused by one partner cheating on the other by forming another tag team behind the other's back.

Cody kinda did this when he was teaming with Bob Holly

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Royal Rumble question:

You know how they have had non-wrestlers enter the rumble? Like WWE Hall of Famer Drew Carey.

Do you reckon they might do that for the women's rumble, and who would it be?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

MassRafTer posted:

Really disappointing that this is mostly Alexa's bad acting and not lots of magic.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1480745781036470274

WWE can't even produce bad television right.

I haven’t watched much WWE in recent years but that is on the level of some of the worst TNA vignettes. :stare:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

hota and koda. diamond and silk. cyndi lauper. 3D hologram of the fabulous moolah, nia jax

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Seams posted:

Cody kinda did this when he was teaming with Bob Holly

I mean, just go whole hog with it. Start with suspicious back-and-forth on social media. Maybe catch them practicing moves. Have the side-partner sub in as a replacement when the main person can't make it to the arena. Have the cheating tag partner wrestle in a tag team with the side-partner under a mask. That sort of thing.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

Really disappointing that this is mostly Alexa's bad acting and not lots of magic.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1480745781036470274

WWE can't even produce bad television right.

At least they respected the 180-degree rule for a change.

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