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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Would be interesting to see how many votes they'd get if they ran candidates who didn't have to worry about getting deselected or towing the party line and just went all in on calling the current MP a bellend at every hustings

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Bobby Deluxe posted:

But the other problem is I can only imagine how absolutely insane the takes would get if Corbyn started any party with the word socialist in the name.

Even that's no guarantee - Europe is littered with centrist and centre-right "socialist" parties. You could probably start the wildly successful "Hang Landlords from Lampposts, Yes We Do Mean Literally Party" and within a few decades find your MPs arguing how the party has a long, proud tradition of supporting renters by ensuring a strong buy-to-let market and flexible housing contracts.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I see Keith’s finally grown enough balls, or consulted enough focus groups, to call Johnson a liar

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The joke from the Simpsons about the 'No Luke Akehursts' club.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
New party should be called Red Wall, both in reference to Labour's base and also where the bourgeoisie will meet their fates.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Also it's heavily armed mice.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
The Make Albian Great Again Party.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
As the inheritor of the great liberal traditions, acting as a bulwark against neoliberalism from the States, I think he should go for the Western Wall party

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

Guavanaut posted:

If Die Linke, Levice, Levica, Lewica, La Sinistra, Déi Lénk, and La Izquierda are good enough for Europe then why not just The Left?

It feels the most correct and we'd be in good company except for

1. Our very Tory press, and
2. The fact "left" in English also means the past tense of "leave"

They'd have a field day with it on the headlines and it doesn't... *shudder* brand well. Although, if they could get out in front of it it might work. Sort of, "Labour abandoned its socialist base. So, we Left"

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


The reason we had a notionally left wing party in the first place is because it grew from the mass engagement of the working class

You need to do it that way round, mass engagement -> party, not party -> mass engagement. Not sure that's ever worked anywhere (for the left I mean, the right loving love unifying around a strong authority figure)

How to get the mass engagement is anyone's guess.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

ThomasPaine posted:

I agree, just 'the left' would be fine

Die Left, Die

It's german for the.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


But enough about Labour.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Alliance for Green Socialism
Breakthrough Party
Communist League
Left Unity
Socialist Equality Party
Socialist Labour Party
Socialist Party of Great Britain
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition (TUSC)
Workers Party of Britain
Workers' Revolutionary Party
Socialist Party (England and Wales)
Socialist Party Scotland
Socialist Workers Party
Communist Party of Britain
Communist Party of Britain (Marxist–Leninist)
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist–Leninist)
Communist Party of Great Britain (Provisional Central Committee)
New Communist Party of Britain
Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain (Marxist–Leninist)
Scottish Republican Socialist Movement
Scottish Socialist Party
Northern Independence Party

Defunct parties:

Solidarity
RISE – Scotland's Left Alliance
Black Unity and Freedom Party
Common Wealth Party
Democratic Left (Great Britain)
Labour Independent Group
National Democratic and Labour Party
One Love Party
People's Justice Party (UK)
Pirate Party UK
Respect Party
Respect Renewal
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1944)
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978)
Wirral Independent Network
Democratic Labour Party (UK, 1998)
Fellowship Party
Independent Labour Network
Independent Socialist Party (UK)
Labour Union (UK)
Left List
London Socialist Alliance
Manhood Suffrage League
Red Front (UK)
Red Party
Republican Labour Party
Scottish Labour Party (1888)
Scottish Labour Party (1976)
Socialist Green Unity Coalition
Socialist People's Party (Furness)
Socialist Union (UK)
Solidarity (UK)
United Socialist Party (UK)
British Socialist Party
Colne Valley Labour Union
Communist Party of Great Britain
Jersey Communist Party
Appeal Group
Committee to Defeat Revisionism, for Communist Unity
Communist League (UK, 1932)
Communist League of Great Britain
Communist Party of Scotland
Democratic Left (Great Britain)
Fife Socialist League
Revolutionary Marxist–Leninist League
Workers' Socialist Federation
Communist League
Workers' Institute of Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong Thought
Working People's Party of England
International Marxist Group
League for Socialist Action (UK)
Socialist Unity (UK)
Scottish Militant Labour
Communist League (UK, 1932)
Communist League (UK, 1990)
International Socialist Group
International Socialist Group (Scotland)
Marxist Group (UK)
Marxist Party
Militant Group
Permanent Revolution
Revolutionary Socialist League (UK, 1938)
Revolutionary Socialist League (UK, 1957)
Revolutionary Socialist Party (UK)
Revolutionary Workers' Party (Trotskyist)
Workers' International League (1937)
Workers' International League (1985)
Workers' Power (UK)
Workers' Socialist League
Northern Ireland Labour Party
Tower Hamlets First
Aspire (political party)
People's Alliance of Tower Hamlets
Independent Labour Party
Scottish Socialist Party (1932)
Socialist Party of Northern Ireland
Socialist Labour Party (UK, 1903)
Socialist League (UK, 1885)
The Socialist Propaganda League
The Social Science Association
The Movement for Social Integration


I didn't have much to do today! I'm sure there are plenty on there that aren't strictly parties, or aren't really left wing. Also, I'm sure there's loads I've missed.

Comrade Fakename fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Jan 11, 2022

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
lmao forgot about RISE, what a fine example of massive galaxy brain egos squandering all of the genuine momentum of the radical independence campaign.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Alliance of Socialist Solidarity For the United Kingdom

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
I've thought about this and I think the only chance you'd have to actually get a new party working is if you had at least 20+ Labour MPs split and all simultaneously resign and trigger by-elections. It would mean they could fight a mini-election on their terms and it not be about anti-tory tactical voting, while gaining huge amounts of news coverage to embed themselves in the public consciousness and shift the overton window a bit. It'd be a hugely risky strategy and you'd have to time it right. But given how right wing our media is I just don't know if you could get it to work.

Edit: and you probably wouldn't want to put "socialist" in the name because then it's begging for disingenuous media coverage and most average voters just wouldn't see past it.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
What's going on with NIP anyway, it seemed to have a heady social media campaign earlier in 2021

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Still trucking along. They've been a bit quieter recently cos Twitter locked them out of their account but they have it back now.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The Your Granddad's Labour Party

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Isn't the issue with many smaller left-wing UK parties that they are horrifically transphobic?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Apparently they learned a lot from their first by-election, pod James has talked about it a bit on PraxisCast. I'm sure they said they're quietly plotting and building strength for their next opportunity.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Skull Servant posted:

Isn't the issue with many smaller left-wing UK parties that they are horrifically transphobic?

Also the larger ones too OP

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Counteract negative media coverage by calling it "The bit.ly/xxxx Party", where the shortlink goes directly to a summary of the party's main views


Also make real loving sure nobody can hijack the bitly link

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Call it "The Left Party'); DROP TABLE Voters;--" to screw with other parties voter registration tables.


Please note I don't know how to into SQL, and I don't care to learn

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

keep punching joe posted:

Also the larger ones too OP

Oh yeah of course. Meant more that it's difficult to move to a smaller party for solidarity when they are just as transphobic as the larger ones.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Isomermaid posted:

It feels the most correct and we'd be in good company except for

1. Our very Tory press, and
2. The fact "left" in English also means the past tense of "leave"

They'd have a field day with it on the headlines and it doesn't... *shudder* brand well. Although, if they could get out in front of it it might work. Sort of, "Labour abandoned its socialist base. So, we Left"

New campaign poster for The Left:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Failed Imagineer posted:

Call it "The Left Party'); DROP TABLE Voters;--" to screw with other parties voter registration tables.


Please note I don't know how to into SQL, and I don't care to learn

Are Unicode characters allowed?
pre:
"The Left Party			☑️"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

TACD posted:

Are Unicode characters allowed?
pre:
"The Left Party			☑️"

Lol

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

is lemon party taken

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
i'm sure it's going to be difficult for any new left wing party. Being leftist is the hard mode of politics already. But I kinda feel people are carefully constructing scenarios where nothing works so why bother and it's kinda coming off like learned helplessness. I agree that the chances of a new party getting anywhere in the next decade are slim but I think it's worth a shot. The status quo is obviously not working for us so why not try something? I think it's easy for people not used to dealing with depression to fall into poisonous thought patterns that they don't readily recognise as bad and this is one of those times. We literally have nothing to lose. Left labour is dead and Starmer is trying his best to rush to the right of the tories. Is there a better time for trying a new thing? To inject a little chaos into british politics?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Comrade Fakename posted:

Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978)
Spiked Online is still going though.

Skull Servant posted:

Oh yeah of course. Meant more that it's difficult to move to a smaller party for solidarity when they are just as transphobic as the larger ones.
The smaller ones are worse.

A mass line party like Momentum tried to build in Labour during Corbyn's leadership will have some number of racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, antisemites, and so on, because it is a reflection of a general population that has those. It's also more likely to have a mechanism to get those people to shut the gently caress up at meetings, unless it reaches the point where the grievance procedure is itself captured. Small parties inevitably become cliquey or personality projects or just toxic as hell as compaction cycles for wrongthought and a complete lack of grievance procedures other than "leave then" manage to cement all the worst thought right in the middle. Erica Lagalisse has some good essays about how that often works out.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

The media love to play whack a mole with every left politician and policy that pops up, combined with the voting Right's ability to form fasc-voltron at every election has put a lot of people off I think, maybe for good. It doesnt help that the left still struggles with ideological purity and the resultant crab bucket mentality.

e: while checking my crab based reference I learned that in people this behaviour is called 'tall poppy syndrome'

kecske fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 11, 2022

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Skull Servant posted:

Isn't the issue with ... UK ... that they are horrifically transphobic?
fixed it 4u op

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

kecske posted:

e: while checking my crab based reference I learned that in people this behaviour is called 'tall poppy syndrome'
Hang those that are slightly bigger poppy!

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
The best hope for the English (and therefore British) left right now is if Andy Burnham wins a byelection and ousts Starmer before the next GE. And even then Burnham is poo poo but at least he seems to be able to connect to normal human beings.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


keep punching joe posted:

The best hope for the English (and therefore British) left right now is if Andy Burnham wins a byelection and ousts Starmer before the next GE. And even then Burnham is poo poo but at least he seems to be able to connect to normal human beings.
Yeah Burnham's smart enough to know that he needs the left's support to win so imo he's basically the best viable option atm

Which is a poo poo situation to be in, but here we are

Andoman
Nov 7, 2021

Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi
Surely given media bias the answer is to not have left or socialist in the name. Maybe just the "decent human beings party" or the less subtle "not elitist entitled jerks party"

More seriously, any party trying to get past the British media in order to engage with the voting public probably has to steer away from leftist or socialist labels and that is the problem because in doing so you end up back at Keith and end up centre right at best. In order for this to work the fisrt thing that needs to happen is for the media to be held to account and no. I have zero idea how you do that.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Boris Johnson is a loving oval office Party of England and Wales

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

the "We're Not Nonces" Party

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
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I AM THERESA MAY


raising a lot of questions already answered by &c

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