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IMHO Mario Golf is really good. The issues people seem to have with the game ("there's not a lot to do!! it's not worth $60!") don't come from the "mario" part, they come from the "golf" part: golf is a boring as poo poo game with zero variety, strategy, or player interaction - you stand in front of a ball and hit it with a stick. Even if Mario Golf shipped with 90,000 courses, people would still have the sensation that there's not a lot to the game, because there's not much to golf edit: thinking about it more, nintendo should give up on mario golf and start making mario mini golf. there's more potential fun and strategy to be had in mini golf video games than actual golf video games Polo-Rican fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jan 11, 2022 |
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Polo-Rican posted:edit: thinking about it more, nintendo should give up on mario golf and start making mario mini golf. there's more potential fun and strategy to be had in mini golf video games than actual golf video games Now this is an idea I can get behind I would absolutely buy a mario mini golf game that feels a bit like Mario Party
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Jan 11, 2022 16:07
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The Bloop posted:Now this is an idea I can get behind i'll start the petition The reason normal golf is boring is that, in a best-case scenario, you barely interact with the course... you hit the ball over the obstacles. whereas mini golf is all about interacting with obstacles. you could make a bomb-rear end set of mario-themed mini golf courses. gimme bowser's castle mini golf and ghost house mini golf
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Jan 11, 2022 16:15
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I'm not interested in golf personally. top ten worst Nintendo games ever
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Jan 11, 2022 16:19
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golf games ftw. i wont stand for this bull poo poo
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Jan 11, 2022 16:26
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also the main problem i have with the latest mario sports games on the switch is that tehy seem to get that people love it when the sports games have single player content (versus the 3DS and WiiU sports games) but don't really put much effort into that content. like the adventure modes in Super Rush and Aces were OK but short, and there wasn't much in the way of like minigame/challenge/puzzle modes after that. like there's "not much" to tennis but there's a good reason people really loved Mario Power Tennis but the general consensus on Aces was "it's alright" even though the actual tennis gameplay in Aces was about as good as its ever been. the mario sports stuff is at its best when theres a stupid amount of single player bullshit to do beyond AI matches and maybe a short story mode. like the Smash Bros games are a good example of how you can cram a multiplayer game full of single player distractions and make a game feel much more substantial
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Jan 11, 2022 16:31
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Mario Golf is pretty good imo, just look at Wario no game can be the worst if it contains Wario in a cowboy hat
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Jan 11, 2022 16:45
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Social Animal posted:How's that Blizzard classic bundle? I only care about Lost Vikings, is there anything weird with the port? Rock 'N Roll Racing is an amazing game.
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Jan 11, 2022 16:56
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Polo-Rican posted:IMHO Mario Golf is really good. The issues people seem to have with the game ("there's not a lot to do!! it's not worth $60!") don't come from the "mario" part, they come from the "golf" part: golf is a boring as poo poo game with zero variety, strategy, or player interaction - you stand in front of a ball and hit it with a stick. Even if Mario Golf shipped with 90,000 courses, people would still have the sensation that there's not a lot to the game, because there's not much to golf Yeah this. I have never understood why there aren't more mini-golf games. I can think of... two(?) off the top of my head, and both were on PC and also old as poo poo. Why aren't there a million mini-golf games with wacky themed courses and obstacles, etc.? Kind of like there were a million pinball boards based on every remotely well-known movie back in the day.
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Jan 11, 2022 18:07
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Ineptitude posted:Yes, this is the first of the 2 major issues. The kids don't get the idea of a CPU player, it feels like an antagonist or a badguy, an irrational fear akin to monster under the bed or w/e.   
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Jan 11, 2022 18:09
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i could easily 1v1 that dude's kids. it would frankly not even be a contest
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Jan 11, 2022 18:11
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Tiny metal is 7.50 in the US store. Is it a better advance wars clone than War groove? Smaller maps and achievable turn based strategy? Or should I just wait for advance wars?
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Jan 11, 2022 18:11
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Silver Falcon posted:Yeah this. I have never understood why there aren't more mini-golf games. I can think of... two(?) off the top of my head, and both were on PC and also old as poo poo. Why aren't there a million mini-golf games with wacky themed courses and obstacles, etc.? Kind of like there were a million pinball boards based on every remotely well-known movie back in the day. because minigolf removes a lot of the things people like about golf games like judging wind/launch angle/club selection. also because japanese people love golf games i think. that said i am totally for more silly mini-golf stuff but i think it's silly to say that it's more substantial than golf just because obstacles
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Jan 11, 2022 18:12
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well call me a nintendo apologist... because i like nintendo
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Jan 11, 2022 18:56
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I will always apologize for Nintendo. I will always apologize to Nintendo. In the future as individuals we will have to select a corporation to serve as our daimyo. Put in your service now for preferred treatment
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Jan 11, 2022 19:06
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i could easily 1v1 that dude's kids. it would frankly not even be a contest yup. was a lso thinking this
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Jan 11, 2022 19:08
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just lol if your childhood isnt filled with memories of being driven to tears because you kept dying in super mario
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Jan 11, 2022 20:38
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My child driven to tears by a Mario level he himself made
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Jan 11, 2022 20:46
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I've been good at Mario games since I was like 5 but this was likely at the expense of the development all of my other skills so who really knows what matters here
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Jan 11, 2022 20:47
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John Wick of Dogs posted:My child driven to tears by a Mario level he himself made Got a good  at this, thank you.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:My child driven to tears by a Mario level he himself made thats the mario maker 2 experience
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Your Computer posted:why did no one notify me, personally, that there is a new picross s It's your own fault for not obsessively checking for the new Picross S every day like the rest of us. grieving for Gandalf posted:I'm not interested in golf personally. top ten worst Nintendo games ever Please don't insult Iwata's soul like that, it's trapped in your Switch and can hear you. John Wick of Dogs posted:My child driven to tears by a Mario level he himself made 
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Jan 11, 2022 21:03
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Feels Villeneuve posted:because minigolf removes a lot of the things people like about golf games like judging wind/launch angle/club selection. also because japanese people love golf games i think. Golf is boring and mini-golf is infinitely better. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Jan 11, 2022 21:11
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Silver Falcon posted:Yeah this. I have never understood why there aren't more mini-golf games. I can think of... two(?) off the top of my head, and both were on PC and also old as poo poo. Why aren't there a million mini-golf games with wacky themed courses and obstacles, etc.? Kind of like there were a million pinball boards based on every remotely well-known movie back in the day. Golf With Your Friends is an extremely stupid (in a good way) mini golf game that came out semi-recently on every available thing
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Jan 11, 2022 21:19
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They announced the Ezio Auditore trilogy coming to Switch!!! Holy gently caress, an Assassin’s Creed game I might buy in 2022!!!
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Jan 11, 2022 21:46
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I'm impressed with Ring Fit Adventure. The motion tracking keeps you honest and the range of exercises is pretty good. I've hit myself in the baws a couple times when doing the ab guard. 10/10
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Jan 11, 2022 21:47
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The greatest golf game ever made is Kirby's Dream Course and it's frankly appalling that we never got a sequel to it.
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Bleck posted:The greatest golf game ever made is Kirby's Dream Course and it's frankly appalling that we never got a sequel to it. 
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Bleck posted:The greatest golf game ever made is Kirby's Dream Course and it's frankly appalling that we never got a sequel to it. Empty loving Quote Thank god it's on the online sub, though.
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Jan 11, 2022 22:15
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been thinking Wintendo lately
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Huxley posted:Finished the third tower early in Shiren, made it to the second village and did some housework, registered a weapon, then thought I saved. Relaunched the game this morning and was back at the first city again with an empty inventory because swapping to a different game apparently still registered as a death. This is the worst feature of Shiren imo. You have to complete the save process to the point where it bounces you out to the main menu, then quit, or else it assumes that you're attempting to save scum. All of the Shiren games do it.
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beer gas canister posted:This is the worst feature of Shiren imo. You have to complete the save process to the point where it bounces you out to the main menu, then quit, or else it assumes that you're attempting to save scum. All of the Shiren games do it. Noted. Thank you!
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i could easily 1v1 that dude's kids. it would frankly not even be a contest You could just tell them that you’re a computer and apparently they would forfeit. Gg no re
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the only bad thing about Picross is that I'm so good at it (because I'm so smart and perceptive) that its like going through the motions for the first half of the puzzles
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Polo-Rican posted:IMHO Mario Golf is really good. The issues people seem to have with the game ("there's not a lot to do!! it's not worth $60!") don't come from the "mario" part, they come from the "golf" part: golf is a boring as poo poo game with zero variety, strategy, or player interaction - you stand in front of a ball and hit it with a stick. Even if Mario Golf shipped with 90,000 courses, people would still have the sensation that there's not a lot to the game, because there's not much to golf Funny thing is that Mario Golf 64, the first Mario Golf game, had mini golf in it. It just never got brought back for whatever reason.
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the one everyone likes is the GC one. i think "actually golf games are simply inherently bad, so the game is good" is not a very good response to complaints about Super Rush
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Feels Villeneuve posted:the one everyone likes is the GC one. i think "actually golf games are simply inherently bad, so the game is good" is not a very good response to complaints about Super Rush Everyone likes Toadstool Tour and World Tour, which was for the 3DS. World Tour is extremely good, and I highly recommend it.
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The Mario golf game just gets goons really defensive. Don’t really understand why
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CharlestheHammer posted:The Mario golf game just gets goons really defensive. mario golf is good
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:mario golf is good See this is what I mean So weird
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