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Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Facebook keeps trying to get me to buy this:

# ? Jan 11, 2022 17:26

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:00

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

trapped mouse posted:

Ah alright, you're just trolling. Ashamed I even fell for the bait.

I'm not trolling, George Martin is a huge racist and misogynist even though those specific examples are not in the books but there are plenty of others.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 11, 2022

# ? Jan 11, 2022 17:50

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Saying that all women are less cable of being a leader than all men is sexist.

Saying that a man can't be a good leader because his legs don't work is ableist.

You're undermining the first point by ignoring the second.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 17:54

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm not trolling, George Martin is a huge racist and misogynist even though those specific examples are not in the books but there are plenty of others.

your evidence is literally "GRRM makes disabled boy king over a woman candidate ergo GRRM hates women" which is colossally dumb on a multitude of levels

# ? Jan 11, 2022 18:00

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

On second thought my argument is stupid and should be dropped.

Here, have some content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F6u8htRQhM

# ? Jan 11, 2022 18:06

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

shut the gently caress up

# ? Jan 11, 2022 18:08

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

`Nemesis posted:

shut the gently caress up

They did tho

# ? Jan 11, 2022 18:12

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Frank Frank posted:

Facebook keeps trying to get me to buy this:

What, you don't have 4 grand laying around?

# ? Jan 11, 2022 18:54

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

BiggerBoat posted:

What, you don't have 4 grand laying around?

It�s not even a good Lebron head.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 22:37

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Frank Frank posted:

It�s not even a good Lebron head.

For four grand I better be getting real head from Lebron

# ? Jan 11, 2022 22:45

Robert Facepalmer: Jan 10, 2019

Man, this would be fuckin' amazing for some pranks.

You could probably make your own YouTube prank channel and have the head pay for itself.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:03

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Frank Frank posted:

Facebook keeps trying to get me to buy this:

All I can think of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aPBUJsqlVY

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:04

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Robert Facepalmer posted:

Man, this would be fuckin' amazing for some pranks.

You could probably make your own YouTube prank channel and have the head pay for itself.

Ok, I'm 4k poorer now, but my life is so much richer.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:11

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

$4k is a lot to get some head but i guess his ballhandling abilities make it worthwhile

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:18

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Robert Facepalmer posted:

Man, this would be fuckin' amazing for some pranks.

You could probably make your own YouTube prank channel and have the head pay for itself.

Mouth, esophagus, and trachea are all fleshlights, right? You can have a foursome with Lebron

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:37

Robert Facepalmer: Jan 10, 2019

In addition to the classic 'they won't expect to find LeBron James' head in THIS location...' pranks, getting LeBron to sign his own head would be pretty good.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:40

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Mozi posted:

$4k is a lot to get some head but i guess his ballhandling abilities make it worthwhile

I love this website sometimes

:golfclap:

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:41

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Mouth, esophagus, and trachea are all fleshlights, right? You can have a foursome with Lebron

Please don't gently caress your partner's trachea....

Plus, the epiglotal flap prevent the trachea and esophagus from being open at the same time....

But I'm sure you and your friends would all fit in Lebron's mouth nonetheless.

# ? Jan 11, 2022 23:42

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

cult_hero posted:

Please don't gently caress your partner's trachea....

Plus, the epiglotal flap prevent the trachea and esophagus from being open at the same time....

But I'm sure you and your friends would all fit in Lebron's mouth nonetheless.

Sometimes you have to flip things upside down to get a head.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:01

Abongination: Aug 18, 2010; Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.; Pillbug

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm not trolling, George Martin is a huge racist and misogynist even though those specific examples are not in the books but there are plenty of others.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:11

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Heath posted:

Influence.

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:30

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Glottis posted:

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

My mother taught me not to loving curse.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:41

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Abongination posted:

Hanging out with the Ready Player 1 guy may actually be worst.

Seriously why the gently caress does that guy have a perpetual "Deer in the headlights" look on his face?

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Robert Facepalmer posted:

That scene at the end of Space Jam 2 where they behead LeBron seemed really out of place given the tone at the rest of the movie, but I guess this is a good way to commemorate it.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:48

Robert Facepalmer: Jan 10, 2019

But using his head to windmill dunk the game-winning point was :discourse:

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:51

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Yaldabaoth posted:

Hanging out with the Ready Player 1 guy may actually be worst.

Seriously why the gently caress does that guy have a perpetual "Deer in the headlights" look on his face?

You just need to say "nineteen eightee...." and that's the look he gets.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 00:56

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Glottis posted:

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

It took me a couple tries, I haven't used or read cursive in 27 years.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 01:02

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Glottis posted:

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

I thought it was a little tough, but I got it pretty quickly. My brain really doesn't like cursive, though. I can read individual words fine, but my eyes start trying to slide off of it if I have to read anything very long, unless it's approaching printed font levels of neatness.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 01:11

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/YouKnowLydia/status/1480641980334026760?s=20

Glottis posted:

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

I was able to make out the "luenc" from the middle of the word, then I had to kind of guesswork it from there.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 01:40

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Glottis posted:

...can people not read cursive anymore? It's not even that messy.

The f looks a little screwy to me. It's way too short compared to the l.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 01:44

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

The f and the last e are both pretty off but it's otherwise clear to me.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 01:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/_alexweinberg/status/1480954685024518154

It's Hat Man's world, we just live in it.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 02:06

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Dumb fuckers do make an impression. One of my dumbfuck younger friends had to get talked out of trying recreational Benadryl after seeing all the memes. Reminds me of DXM abuse back in the 00s. Dumb fuckers.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 02:12

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

LOL in my day it was dumbasses mixing Robitussin and mouthwash and then coming back to school a month later and never being allowed out of the house again.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 02:15