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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Away all Goats posted:

*Urine America
Piss is America (woop)

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/johnevigar/status/1480799624172560384

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BloodDeathWish/status/1480902323903733762

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

DACK FAYDEN posted:

this is only a costume to wear if you like killing people

you are a monster

What if I need to go about essential business in lockdown (safely)?

https://twitter.com/manyapan/status/1225425296838529024

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Platystemon posted:

What if I need to go about essential business in lockdown (safely)?

https://twitter.com/manyapan/status/1225425296838529024

Don’t these costumes work by inflating the costume with a fan bringing in air from outside into the costume? This is literally sucking the COVID air into your own personal isolation chamber.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Dacap posted:

Don’t these costumes work by inflating the costume with a fan bringing in air from outside into the costume? This is literally sucking the COVID air into your own personal isolation chamber.

Filter over fan, now there's no mask to 'obstruct' your breathing =
:sushiyes: Legally mandatory costumes for antivaxers in public spaces

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dacap posted:

Don’t these costumes work by inflating the costume with a fan bringing in air from outside into the costume? This is literally sucking the COVID air into your own personal isolation chamber.

…unless the virus is already inside.

https://twitter.com/mariannefavro/status/1345723045164404737

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Haha holy poo poo, like, when people say to wear masks, one of the chief reasons is because it protects others. Like I understand this person just wanted to raise morale, but fuuuuck.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/_alexweinberg/status/1480954685024518154

Please just smoke some loving weed

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/TommmyBear/status/1480644882486157315

https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1480608146678816777

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
How am I supposed to talk to the shadow people on weed?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/bettinamak/status/1478836326782939136

Tofu kicks rear end.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
This is what I assumed the original picture was referencing, if not my bad

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/scootergonscoot/status/1480652254877257736

https://twitter.com/troughofluxury/status/1480685646167609345

https://twitter.com/DiaLanceaFFXIV/status/1480903182486327298

https://twitter.com/strobist/status/1480615272356716550

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Is anal really a new twist on Mario Kart? What was Double Dash?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Lobok posted:

Is anal really a new twist on Mario Kart? What was Double Dash?

Wife-swapping.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/hamhamempire/status/1480818842247249924?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/two_standpoints/status/1480593461707517967?s=21

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Don't talk to me or my son Jogathon ever again

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Jogathon Living-room Smeagol

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


This has gotta be satire right? Like, Johnathon is the most hosed up spelling I've seen.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Poops Mcgoots posted:

This has gotta be satire right? Like, Johnathon is the most hosed up spelling I've seen.

Last I checked they were retweeting people making fun of the confusion and rolling with it so that or immediate puppetmaster pivot

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Poops Mcgoots posted:

This has gotta be satire right? Like, Johnathon is the most hosed up spelling I've seen.

Read it again. The kid’s name isn’t “Jogathon”

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Not a surprise that a dude on the internet spouting nazi catchphrases doesn't know what a jogathon is.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Poops Mcgoots posted:

This has gotta be satire right? Like, Johnathon is the most hosed up spelling I've seen.

Please. I had 3 in my tiny class growing up, one was Johnaton. The other two were both different from each other as well

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Frank Frank posted:

Read it again. The kid’s name isn’t “Jogathon”

Hhaha ha
Ha

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Jogathon Swift: A Modest Proposal

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Jogathon is obviously a corruption of the good old Aryan name Jagannath

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Jogathon is obviously a corruption of the good old Aryan name Jagannath

"Nothing stops the Jogathon!"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Imagining 6' 300lb 6yo named Jogathon refusing to reveal his identity as he mercilessly crushes an entire class of children.

e: and my phone auto corrected Jogathon to Johnathon

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'm the Jogathon, bitch!

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I honestly did read the entire first post as being a story about his son named Jogathon.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

0konner posted:

I honestly did read the entire first post as being a story about his son named Jogathon.

ahaha no, it's the school that's called Jogathon

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Frank Frank posted:

Read it again. The kid’s name isn’t “Jogathon”

Read it again. Poops Mcgoots didn't say it was.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
It was a “Jog-athon”. Like a marathon, but with jogging in the name apparently denoting that it’s smaller or something. It’s an event the son took part in, not his name.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
My large adult son: Jogathon

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

minato posted:

ahaha no, it's the school that's called Jogathon

In fairness my brain expected some hyphens in that, jog-athon. It looks weird all together like that imo

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
jog-a-thon

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Named after its first winner.

Who is, of course, Carl Jogathon.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
in my day we called it 'cross country' to avoid all this silliness

like, specifically this, they said 'don't call it jogathon because the people of the web will lark about' and the other person was all 'ligma balls??'

i didn't like school

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