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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pepper on pizza was the pineapple of that era.

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Captain America/Iron Man #2: Cap and Tony are discussing the Initiative from back in the Civil War days



Ant-Man #2: B-list supervillain Grizzly has pinned Ant-Man (Scott Lang)


How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Hel posted:

What's wrong with pepper on a pizza? I'm assuming they are talking about black pepper and not any of the tasty ones, but that would probably still be good in the sauce.

Basically, god bless Spidey Super Stories, she's putting a ton of black pepper on the pizza to make customers turn around and sneeze, at which point she picks their pockets so she can go play underground poker to afford to feed her goddaughter.

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

come back here

Lobok posted:

Pepper on pizza was the pineapple of that era.

Perfectly fine, and frequently bemoaned by dipshits who think differences in opinion on pizza toppings are worthy of making some kind of big deal about?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I knew it, I knew those pineapple on pizza people were criminal scum.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

How Wonderful! posted:

Basically, god bless Spidey Super Stories, she's putting a ton of black pepper on the pizza to make customers turn around and sneeze, at which point she picks their pockets so she can go play underground poker to afford to feed her goddaughter.



...why doesn't she just use the pickpocketed money to feed her?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

...why doesn't she just use the pickpocketed money to feed her?

Gotta spend money to make money!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Her customers are also poor

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Gaz-L posted:

...why doesn't she just use the pickpocketed money to feed her?

Knowing Spidey Story origins, the kid was probably dropped in an all-you-can-eat buffet or had a Sizzler collapse on them and has an insatiable appetite as a result.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Hel posted:

What's wrong with pepper on a pizza? I'm assuming they are talking about black pepper and not any of the tasty ones, but that would probably still be good in the sauce.

My years of working at a pizza place made me automatically assume green bell peppers. Doesn't take much of those to drown out every other flavor. I'll see myself out.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

My years of working at a pizza place made me automatically assume green bell peppers. Doesn't take much of those to drown out every other flavor. I'll see myself out.

YES! I have this issue and my family think I'm crazy. For some reason bell peppers overpower anything I have them with, while my brother and mom think they blend just fine.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Itt undiagnosed super tasters.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Sensation Comics #8 (1942)


Spider-Man 2099 #4 (1993)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

brainSnakes posted:

Perfectly fine, and frequently bemoaned by dipshits who think differences in opinion on pizza toppings are worthy of making some kind of big deal about?

Hey, don't call me a dipshit. I wouldn't have a personality if it wasn't for my opinions about pineapple on pizza, IPAs, and Starbucks.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superman #21 (1943)


Hawkeye #3 (1983)

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Darthemed posted:


Hawkeye #3 (1983)

The balls on this random passerby

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

And those balls are about to be juggled.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

The balls on his assailant, too.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
In fairness, if this is New York, dude's probably been used as a shield by an A-list villain at some point, so all this guy's doing is loving up his commute.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
That appears to be the world's roomiest subway car.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I refuse to believe New Yorkers would vacate a subway car just because a supervillain took one (1) hostage.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Arrow Flynn is an underrated burn.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Darling Love #11 (1952)


Hercules: Prince of Power #4 (1982)

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


What in the loving gently caress is that Galactus comic? I think I have seen things mere mortals were not meant to see.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Every species perceives Galactus differently.

Clearly gods perceive Galactus as... that.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I didn't know Galactus also has a tuning fork beard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dang, herc boned galactus. cosmic marvel is always wild.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

dang, herc boned galactus. cosmic marvel is always wild.

At that point in the future Hercules has boned everyone.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
I feel like Herc would perceive Galactus as a larger, sexier Herc.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Rhyno posted:

At that point in the future Hercules has boned everyone.

Make the inevitable Hercules movie about time travellers trying to avoid the apocalypse by convincing Herc not to bone everyone.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Elissimpark posted:

I feel like Herc would perceive Galactus as a larger, sexier Herc.

Isn't Galactus supposed to be perceived as something the beholder fears? If that's the case, Hercules probably sees a giant paternity test.... with a tuning fork hat.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
From Spectacular Spider-Man #119, by Peter David, Rich Buckler, and Bob McLeod:

MJ has thrown a surprise party at Peter's apartment and invited many of his friends and colleagues, including his neighbors, colleagues at the Bugle, Robbie's son Randy, and Randy's new wife Amanda.


Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

TwoPair posted:

Isn't Galactus supposed to be perceived as something the beholder fears?

I posit that a larger, sexier Herc fulfills that criteria.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Or a small, impotent Hercules. A giant small impotent Hercules.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TwoPair posted:

Isn't Galactus supposed to be perceived as something the beholder fears?

I'm having nightmares about that coiffure so maybe I'm Olympian* too.

*) I.e. have a pointy head :oldlol:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Menace #8 (1953)


Ghost Rider #42 (1980)

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Darthemed posted:



Ghost Rider #42 (1980)

I can't help it I'm hearing that in Skeletors voice

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:


Menace #8 (1953)

Oh no, Brak!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Plastic Man #40 (1953)


Ghost Manor #48 (1980)

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

That second panel by itself would make a great reaction image to post.

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