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endlessmonotony posted:The first mass produced car was made in 1908 so by your own logic we've been in hell for over a century. I'm not seeing the lie
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Jan 11, 2022 21:33
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probably going to see a lot of crop failure this year
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Jan 11, 2022 21:49
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"better not get those in summer" lol lmao
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Jan 11, 2022 22:01
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endlessmonotony posted:The first mass produced car was made in 1908 so by your own logic we've been in hell for over a century. No independent observer would call car culture anything but hellish to live in
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Jan 11, 2022 22:03
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TONY MEATBALLS posted:probably going to see a lot of crop failure this year lot of artisanal jam makers have already been saying they won’t be able to make as many batches as usual this year due to the bad harvests last year
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Jan 11, 2022 22:56
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wynott dunn posted:lot of artisanal jam makers have already been saying they won’t be able to make as many batches as usual this year due to the bad harvests last year sell empty jars, call it Space Jam
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Jan 11, 2022 22:58
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wynott dunn posted:lot of artisanal jam makers have already been saying they won’t be able to make as many batches as usual this year due to the bad harvests last year irritated to find I can't get my favourite microbrew beers, just not on the shelves. also all my fave niche fragrances are downscaling production, what's with that
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Jan 11, 2022 23:25
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they only have blackberry scones and no blueberry or strawberry or raspberry. shits hosed
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Jan 11, 2022 23:48
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mawarannahr posted:they only have blackberry scones and no blueberry or strawberry or raspberry. shits hosed Confirmed: Civilization has already collapsed
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Jan 11, 2022 23:56
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Oxxidation posted:sell empty jars, call it Space Jam
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Jan 12, 2022 00:32
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Is quantum foam OK? 'Cause I can only work within the laws of physics here
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Jan 12, 2022 00:55
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mawarannahr posted:they only have blackberry scones and no blueberry or strawberry or raspberry. shits hosed Himalayan Giant blackberries will be the last fruit standing. Not only are they delicious they make an excellent perimeter defense line for your bean bunker. Main problem is keeping them from taking over your bean bunker.
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Jan 12, 2022 01:12
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T-Paine posted:If I can't do exactly what I want whenever I want, the communists win it is amazing to reflect on how much of the population actually believes this.
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Jan 12, 2022 02:09
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Fun end of the world game take a shot every time you read "unprecedented". T-Paine posted:Turn it into FUNprecedented!!
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Jan 12, 2022 02:33
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just find something that give you purpose, and do it, fellow friends 
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Jan 12, 2022 03:08
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Hubbert posted:just find something that give you purpose, and do it, fellow friends Wait, that's your drinking game?
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Jan 12, 2022 03:09
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https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/01/17/the-great-siberian-thaw A long article on the thawing permafrost in siberia. This bit was news to me. Maybe we'll get to see some real ice age monsters thawing out. More likely all kinds of worms and parasites: In 2015, scientists from a Russian biology institute in Pushchino, a Soviet-era research cluster outside Moscow, extracted a sample of yedoma from a borehole in Yakutia. Back at their lab, they placed the piece of frozen sediment in a sterilized culture box. A month later, a microscopic, wormlike invertebrate known as a bdelloid rotifer was crawling around inside. Radiocarbon dating revealed the rotifer to be twenty-four thousand years old. “It’s one thing for a simple bacterium to come back to life after being buried in the permafrost,” he said. “But this creature has intestines, a brain, nervous cells, reproductive organs. We’re clearly dealing with a higher order.” The rotifer had survived the intervening years in a state of “cryptobiosis,” Malavin explained, “a kind of hidden life, where metabolism effectively slows down to zero.” The animal emerged from this geological “time machine,” as he put it, not just alive but able to reproduce. Unlocking the secret of how an animal with a complex anatomy was able to shut down for tens of thousands of years and then turn itself back on might, for example, offer hints for using cryogenic conditions to store organs for donation. Neuroscientists at M.I.T. have been in touch. “I’m obviously not saying our findings will lead to people being put into long-term cryogenic slumber tomorrow,” Malavin said. “But it’s a step in that direction.”
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Jan 12, 2022 05:24
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munce posted:https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/01/17/the-great-siberian-thaw lmfao that animal looks like this 
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Jan 12, 2022 05:28
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this “golly, that was a nice nap! what’d I miss?”
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Jan 12, 2022 05:31
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this lol it's a muppet
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Jan 12, 2022 05:45
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this
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Jan 12, 2022 05:50
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Sucks when most of your family and friends live on the florida coasts :/
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Jan 12, 2022 05:59
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this
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Jan 12, 2022 06:00
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living on the coast just means you can sell high, buy low when you move beforehand
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Jan 12, 2022 06:02
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also i fuckin hate that winter is now a constant string of reminders of the ongoing collapse of natural patterns. every few days so far this year it has been wind storm -> temperature swing -> wind storm -> temperature swing as i'm typing this i can hear these eerie drat gusts of wind, and while it was -20 this last morning when i woke up the winds tell me that ain't gonna be the case tomorrow. oh boy look at that, high of 2 tomorrow according to the forecast, and i know i will get another jolly old bout of wind sometime thursday since by friday it'll be back to -19 fuckin jet stream breaking down. back and forth and back and forth and
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Jan 12, 2022 06:06
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the clockwork temp swings own so much. then out of the blue you'll get perfect weather lmfao
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Jan 12, 2022 06:08
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id imagine if you could go into stasis for millennia like that rotifer that the planet would still be a hot mess upon awakening
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Jan 12, 2022 06:15
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this lol
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Jan 12, 2022 06:18
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gently caress i completely forgot about climate change
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Jan 12, 2022 06:56
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It was hovering around -30 for weeks here. Longest cold snap in 50 years. Your hands and face would start burning within a few minutes of going outside, and when I walked the dog he would start limping before we got to the end of the street, and we'd have to turn back. Then, in the course of two days, it's suddenly warms up and now it's above freezing. It's supposed to rain tomorrow morning.
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Jan 12, 2022 07:17
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this lol
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Jan 12, 2022 07:29
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Oxxidation posted:“golly, that was a nice nap! what’d I miss?” lol
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Jan 12, 2022 07:30
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this This is the real cthulhu. An ancient god emerging from deep time. Death is in their wake.
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Jan 12, 2022 08:31
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mawarannahr posted:lmfao that animal looks like this Ah, who am I kidding. I can't be mad at a face like that! 
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Jan 12, 2022 08:33
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Got that animal, got this thing now .. https://phys.org/news/2022-01-gene-georgia-global-threat.html
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Jan 12, 2022 08:50
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Basic Poster posted:Got that animal, got this thing now ..  quote:"If we don't tackle it right now, we are jeopardizing human and animal medicine as we know it and that can have huge repercussions on health and the economy," Kassem said. "It's a dangerous problem that requires attention from multiple sectors for us to be able to tackle it properly." good thing we're still capable of organizing a response to threats or this could be a big deal
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Jan 12, 2022 08:55
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It's probably NBD, like bird flu or some poo poo
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Jan 12, 2022 08:58
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it owns how much we destroyed nearly all our aquifers, top soil, and forests in order to be farming a bunch of mega mono-culture cheap subsidized cow feed that we keep in packed in horrific conditions to make as much profit as possible, which in turn results it being a festering disease fest of pus and foul meat which we then have to pump chock full of constant antibiotics so they don't lose out on a bit of profit. all so we can sell $1.99 cheap walmart select choice steak bc the only thing americans eat is a well-done steak with ketchup and a side of potato (vegetable) every night.
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Jan 12, 2022 09:00
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The Wisest Moron posted:Ah, who am I kidding. I can't be mad at a face like that! how do you know that's a face? it could be the other end
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Jan 12, 2022 09:10
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Basic Poster posted:Got that animal, got this thing now .. mild
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