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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm pissed about joe burrow being a bad person

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the bengals can only face the steelers if they both make the afc championship. and i think they should

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Cavauro posted:

the bengals can only face the steelers if they both make the afc championship. and i think they should

they will

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm forecasting a wintery Mixon for Saturday.

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012


Neck that thick, I'm guessing he swallowed it.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Eifert Posting posted:

Yeah if I had to say there's one thing that Zach does better than Marv, It's adaptive playcalling and flexibility.

Oh hey D-Link good to see that you're back Is there any particular reason why?

Do you not see this as a portent of I'm Glad The Bengals Lost things to come? Everyone else does

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

might as well double down infinitely after the raiders thread. it makes no difference

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Bens going to lose by 30 so i think this is a better sendoff

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i believe in the pittsburgh steelers.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Cavauro posted:

i believe in the pittsburgh steelers.

You monster. Hopefully Ben’ll have 5 pick sixes, 10 sacks, cry and poo poo his pants.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Lines +12

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
The Chiefs will outright murder the Steelers, but at least Ben's last gift was sweeping both the Browns and Ravens

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
https://twitter.com/bengalsbubbles/status/1480584864156078081?s=21

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If they win I will be happy. If they lose I will be annoyed at the wasted opportunity and sad. I fail to see how either actually being pessimistic and miserable or pretending to be for the week leading to the game would change any of that.

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.
I believe Rapistberger rapes one woman for each win he makes. Thats a whole lot of rapes, and we have sadly only discovered very few of these.

However quoting the great transgender philosopher Dave Chapelle discussing Bill Cosby: "He rapes, but he saves". And i will leave it up to the steelers fans to decide if this analogy fits Big Ben also.

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Go Steelers tho

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Time posted:

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Time posted:

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car

During or before the game?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ikonoklast posted:

I believe Rapistberger rapes one woman for each win he makes. Thats a whole lot of rapes, and we have sadly only discovered very few of these.

However quoting the great transgender philosopher Dave Chapelle discussing Bill Cosby: "He rapes, but he saves". And i will leave it up to the steelers fans to decide if this analogy fits Big Ben also.




Time posted:

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car


Time posted:

Go Steelers tho

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's been brought to my attention that this post doesn't show up properly, and for that reason, i'm out

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jan 11, 2022

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Say what you want about Big Ben,, as long as it's mean

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Time posted:

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car

We tried this already

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012

sweet thursday posted:

Say what you want about Big Ben,, as long as it's mean

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

sharknado slashfic posted:

We tried this already

typical ravens fan. something didn’t work once better not ever try it again. maybe let kawalimus do the thinking for your fanbase from now on, chief.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Time posted:

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a car

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

Ben sucks and I hope he gets hit by a motorcycle

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Time posted:

typical ravens fan. something didn’t work once better not ever try it again. maybe let kawalimus do the thinking for your fanbase from now on, chief.

He is the leader of our debate team

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

sharknado slashfic posted:

He is the leader of our debate team

the man knows how to squirm out of any argument

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Early bird gets the squirm

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
https://twitter.com/austinnewland03/status/1480987419952484353

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Dan is a good writer

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

I love it.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bengals did their part, the rest of you should all be ashamed.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
TORREY SMITH

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Asproigerosis posted:

TORREY SMITH

HAS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN IN THE BACK OF THE END ZONE!!!

Or wait no he caught the pass but took a full stride to get out of bounds. Incomplete!!

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Eagles super bowl champion torrey smith to you, SIR

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Asproigerosis posted:

Eagles super bowl champion torrey smith to you, SIR

Ravens too. He was on the 2012 team. Definitely was a big reason we won in Denver.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

would be funny if the bengals won a playoff game. just would be ufnny

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Cavauro posted:

would be funny if the bengals won a playoff game. just would be ufnny

agreed. hope it happens because it would be funny

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