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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

in my day we called it 'cross country' to avoid all this silliness

Oh, did you run across the whole country?

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

No, the country was just very cross with them.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Jesus people, his son's name isn't Johnathon. Johnathon is the name of the scientist, his son is Jogathon's monster.

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

https://twitter.com/tyomateee/status/1481115186430083075

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


(Please set playback to half speed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul. jog-a-thon: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Beeswax posted:

light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul. jog-a-thon: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.

Lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/cocainepoops/status/1481044198908481542

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
This is like smooth sharks where we're all technically in on the joke and we're all laughing at the people who don't understand that Jogathon isn't a real name right?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Large Testicles posted:

This is like smooth sharks where we're all technically in on the joke and we're all laughing at the people who don't understand that Jogathon isn't a real name right?

This is my fervent hope.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I’m laughing at the guy who thinks Johnathon is a more real name.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

This is like smooth sharks where we're all technically in on the joke and we're all laughing at the people who don't understand that Jogathon isn't a real name right?

I believe in Jogathon.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I knew a Jogathon growing up, brought the whole community together.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Smooth Jogathon

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
Nobody cared about Jogathon until he put on the mask

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/jimmfelton/status/1481236640727244802?s=21

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Johnathon is an event in the hooker olympics

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

I am still tired as hell so for the first little bit of this video I legit thought "wow I didn't know turtles could grow like four feet tall"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Let me just say that anyone here that thought people on this forum actually thought the child was named “Jogathon” or even went out of the way to correct them are on a level of obliviousness that is almost incomprehensible


Hyperlynx posted:

(Please set playback to half speed)

You got it boss

https://i.imgur.com/oKNL6Ih.mp4

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/scootergonscoot/status/1480652254877257736?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/exwhyzaid/status/1480813513853440002?s=21

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

Let me just say that anyone here that thought people on this forum actually thought the child was named “Jogathon” or even went out of the way to correct them are on a level of obliviousness that is almost incomprehensible

You have way to much respect for other people

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1481158420552159234?s=20

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Regarde Aduck posted:

in my day we called it 'cross country' to avoid all this silliness

like, specifically this, they said 'don't call it jogathon because the people of the web will lark about' and the other person was all 'ligma balls??'

i didn't like school

my son, Christopher Crosscountry

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
please his name is jogathon jortstar

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Midwife: I've been teaching your wife Kegels.
Me: Please. Call her Mrs. Exercise.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/AdamZHerman/status/1481108969544466436

https://twitter.com/McguirePetrov/status/1481100476175298564

https://twitter.com/EvanMarinofsky/status/1481104671397793792

Context, in case you're at work: The rapper, Kodak Black, was at a Panthers game and appears to have been either having public sex, or having a good ol' wholesome twerk sesh.


Morpheus posted:

I am still tired as hell so for the first little bit of this video I legit thought "wow I didn't know turtles could grow like four feet tall"

:same:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1481107980082987018

Will these results bear out in further study? Yes. Yes they will.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1481107980082987018

Will these results bear out in further study? Yes. Yes they will.

This explains a lot about why I've been safe and also makes me wish I hadn't had to stop smoking weed for work :ignorance:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/smirnoff_sprite/status/1481321453287006221

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Eat poo poo beavis

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/RandyRainbow/status/1481068822840942597

Hell,

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1481107980082987018

Will these results bear out in further study? Yes. Yes they will.

Looking forward to the mandatory bong rips

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1481107980082987018

Will these results bear out in further study? Yes. Yes they will.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

I was a hardcore alcoholic at the beginning of the Pandemic and moved to weed after a medical detox about a year ago.

I've long wondered if there is something to "addicts health". I rarely get sick aside from the direct effects of drinking or withdrawal. Perhaps an early bonus for the serious issues that come later.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

I was a hardcore alcoholic at the beginning of the Pandemic and moved to weed after a medical detox about a year ago.

I've long wondered if there is something to "addicts health". I rarely get sick aside from the direct effects of drinking or withdrawal. Perhaps an early bonus for the serious issues that come later.

Alcoholics are always falling the gently caress apart whether they can feel it or not. Lots of them have no clue until one day they develop ascites and their ammonia level goes 9 million and they have hepatic encephalopathy that makes them into gibberish babies dying of liver failure with no clue what’s going on. Also they are getting lactulose and are making GBS threads constantly and messily. Bad way to die in front of your increasingly hopeless family.

Glad you got off the sauce

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/racheldocknox/status/1481150225871892480

Smoking weed does not help. It's still cool though

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Actually I am smoking acidics

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