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A restaurant where the entire staff comes out and sings you a generic corporate happy birthday song before they interact with you - each and every time. Before you’re seated, before your order is taken, before your food is brought to the table, before they refill your water, before they drop off the check, etc.
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Beef Wellingtons To-Go.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Pooters The good restaurant ideas thread is that-a-way. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Dennys 2 This one cracked me up more than anything else in this thread.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:41
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FIGHT RESTAURANT. Okay everyone is real mad and try to start arguments. Chef keeps flipping you off from the kitchen and the servers push you to goad you into a fight. Once a punch is thrown the manager rings a bell and you have 5 minutes to finish your food and beat the server and the meal is free. STOUTS. it's a bar but all the drinkware is very wide and very flat. Order a shot? It's the size of a serving tray and a few millimeters tall. Ordering a round of beers? Hope you like carrying a bunch of meter wide glasses that are half a centimeter tall and will spill pretty much immediately. If you manage to navigate the narrow rooms and doorways to your seat you'll find the table is very small, but this isn't intentional. Sorry!
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Jan 12, 2022 21:42
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What the gently caress, Bro? A restaurant where the entire staff are huge veiny gym rats that yell at you how many carbs you are eating and then tell you what their diet is and how you give them 3 months and they'll turn your life around bro.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:46
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PureEvil6_13 posted:What the gently caress, Bro? I realize this is supposed to be for bad ideas, but with just a small tweak, I think we’ve got ourselves a new franchising opportunity.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:48
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CAR-BS An entire restaurant in a small car. The kitchen is in the front and you sit in the middle seat at the back, in-between the waiting staff and management. Hope you like potatoes or pasta because that's all they sell. The car is also doing 70 on the M25 outside London.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:51
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egg_dog posted:CAR-BS i really like this idea
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Jan 12, 2022 21:54
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A Korean BBQ/self cook style restaurant but every table has a red-faced chef who Ramsey style screams and belittles your attempts at cooking no matter how you do it.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:55
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Shove It Down Your Throat You Piece Of poo poo An Applebee's style place where the wait staff berates you constantly and judges your choices mercilessly. "You gonna carb out tonight? Huh? You fat gently caress. You worthless food dumpster." You can have them "Guzmán" any order for a small fee, and the cook will spit in it, wipe their rear end with the bread, or soil your order in some gross way.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:57
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A restaurant called High Steaks. It serves cheap cuts of steak but covered with Cannabutter and charges $100 a plate.
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Jan 12, 2022 21:58
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Hotpot but the chefs secret broth is pee and he locks eyes with anyone brave enough to partake (NOT a sex thing).
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Jan 12, 2022 22:01
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Toilet Du Jour A place where everyone eats in individual bathroom stalls on a non-functional toilet, standard bathroom tile and décor. No tables, eat on your lap. The actual bathrooms are well decorated open areas with the functional toilets where the tables would be.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:02
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Restaurant Roulette Everyone comes and eats for free. Randomly, one table is chosen to pay for everyone that has eaten for free up until that point. There's even a progressive dollar counter when you walk in, like in casinos. You give your CC up before you sit, so there's no way to back out if you're chosen.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:06
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Wait ... gently caress HAS ANYONE SAID DOOBIES DOG HOUSE YET???
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Jan 12, 2022 22:07
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Burger King Agreed, OP.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:13
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Nooner posted:Wait ... gently caress I'm going to open up a competing restaurant, Doobies House of Dogs, right across the street.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:14
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Jan 12, 2022 22:19
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 using an Oxford comma before an ampersand
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Jan 12, 2022 22:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMnaNuk2pM
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Jan 12, 2022 22:30
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One Soup. There's just one soup! When the whistle blows can you beat the 20 other customers down the oily marble staircase to the table? Careful, you're all wearing heels and dressed as bowling pins for some reason.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:42
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The President's Choice A custom curated selection of Trump's favorite fast food menu items served on a silver platter.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:43
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sure okay posted:Toilet Du Jour They kinda already did this one but the expected happened quote:Customers dine while sitting on acrylic toilets adorned with "roses, seashells or renaissance paintings". The tables that the meals are served on are bathroom sinks covered with glass tops. Meals are served in miniature toilet bowls and drinks are in miniature plastic urinals which the customers can take home with them as a souvenir. Dessert ice cream is served in a dish that resembles a squat toilet.[6]
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Jan 12, 2022 22:48
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yeah i was... confused...
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Jan 12, 2022 22:50
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A restaurant to another world. On weekdays it's a normal restaurant. On weekends it's "closed" but opens the dimensional door to fantasy land and elves and wizards and monster girls come to eat.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:52
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Thats a great idea. You gotta wonder why no one has made a tv show of it yet
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Jan 12, 2022 22:53
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Lol that in our wildest imaginations, half the poo poo restaurant ideas we come up with are already restaurants
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Jan 12, 2022 22:54
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a restaurant that pays their employees below minimum wage for working long and demanding hours, forces them to work while sick, and provides no time off or healthcare
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Jan 12, 2022 22:56
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Mozi posted:a restaurant that pays their employees below minimum wage for working long and demanding hours, forces them to work while sick, and provides no time off or healthcare lol, that'd never happen!
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Jan 12, 2022 22:57
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A restaurant that sells burgers to otakus. You can name all the burgs after anime tropes and cover the walls with manga panels. Bonus points if you are in country without copyright enforcement so you can directly market the burgs with famous anime characters you don't have the rights too.
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Jan 12, 2022 23:12
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a fast food restaurant where everything is done with sous vide cooking, and it's drive-thru only
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Jan 12, 2022 23:14
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a restaurant where everything on the menu was freshly hunted by ted nugent himself
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Jan 12, 2022 23:17
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Buckets just drop the pretense. you want to stuff your gaping maw with handfuls of mixed-together warm slop. rice, beans, cole slaw. fried chicken, chili, green beans. brisket, mac and cheese, cornbread. pizza, pasta, soup. whatever you want by the ladleful, served in a brimming full 5 gallon bucket (3 gallon buckets available for the tots). no utensils or napkins are provided
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Jan 12, 2022 23:28
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Well Aren't They Precious! A restaurant were all the workers are children between 3-5 years old and their stay-at-home-mothers. Sure these woman could run their own kitchen and serve you food but isn't it so cute when their kids do it?? Brandyn, hand the man his fork. no. no. Brandyn, Brandyn, ..............Bran-dyn, Bra.....THERE you go! Isn't he Precious?!? Panic! At The Tesco posted:a fast food restaurant where everything is done with sous vide cooking, and it's drive-thru only That should be at a swim up bar or lay river.
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Jan 12, 2022 23:30
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Mozi posted:Burger Sting singer or pro wrestler? This spells the difference between a bad restaurant concept and a transcendent one, op
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Jan 12, 2022 23:30
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uh... it's String the wrestler, wearing Sting the singer's outfit from Dune
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Jan 12, 2022 23:31
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Five Second Rule A restaurant where every meal is served from across the room. It's okay though, five second rule! It even applies to the soup!
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Jan 12, 2022 23:31
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Wee AR-15s, a Libertarian restaurant staffed by ladies with dubiously photocopied drivers licenses and a manager who gets pissed off if you ask too many questions about it. Ask about our Live Free or Pie Challenge*! *If you can eat 45 bowls of our Maritime Slaw and 45 17.76oz. glasses of our SovereignTea, then you get a free apple pie and bear repellent.
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Jan 12, 2022 23:37
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An Actual Cheesecake Factory An assembly line manufacturing cheesecakes. The Cheesecakes are moved around the floor on conveyer belts. Patrons can lie down in a designated Loading Zone to have the belts deliver the finished cheesecakes directly into their mouths.
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Healthy Buffet as everyone knows, the most important part of staying healthy is to have a strong immune system. and the best way to get your immune system MEGA JACKED is to constantly bombard it with germs. therefore, this buffet concept is your basic strip mall chinese-american food except there's no sneeze guard
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