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I enjoy that as you travel further down they get more and more nonsensical.
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Texas - You're not even a real person. What do you need money for? https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1480973284216913925
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This one's the best because the UV light stuff, if you remember, referred to some hilarious right-wing cope where they were telling each other that Trump, in his infinite sagacity and preparedness, had secretly marked every single paper ballot in the country with a UV stamp, so the fake Chinese ballots Biden had shipped in at the last second would be easily identified.
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Jan 12, 2022 02:14
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I like it because it just shows Biden and Harris doing nothing wrong and laughing at how dumb the fraud detector is.
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Jan 12, 2022 02:22
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OgNar posted:Texas - You're not even a real person. What do you need money for? Also, stay out of our country and quit taking all of our money and jobs!
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VitalSigns posted:This one's the best because the UV light stuff, if you remember, referred to some hilarious right-wing cope where they were telling each other that Trump, in his infinite sagacity and preparedness, had secretly marked every single paper ballot in the country with a UV stamp, so the fake Chinese ballots Biden had shipped in at the last second would be easily identified. Don't forget the reports of "Bamboo fibers" on the ballots because China you see.
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I like that the way the big teeth are drawn on the UV light one just makes Biden look like he has a sweet mustache. I also somehow missed the "UV stamp" stuff from insane right wingers, but I do remember the "bamboo fibers" one.
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The bamboo fibers one is good because if you wanted to make a caricature of an ignorant racist you wouldn’t come up with it because it’s too dumb. Like as though in China bamboo fibers are just a way of life and so omnipresent that it’s just in everything but that also the Chinese are too dumb to realize that their bamboo laced products always give away their plots.
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Murgos posted:The bamboo fibers one is good because if you wanted to make a caricature of an ignorant racist you wouldn’t come up with it because it’s too dumb. It's as if they think it's their version of our corn syrup.
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Jan 12, 2022 06:04
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The bamboo fibers are somehow less dumb to me, just because they're at least something you could look for after the fact if you suspect Chinese ballots, and if you're a stupid person who thinks everything from the mysterious orient is bamboo laced. The UV stamps is like...ok so Trump knew Biden was going to steal it, he knew exactly how he was going to steal it, he knew exactly where Biden was going to steal it so he could seed the critical districts with watermarked ballots without any Democrat knowing about it, and so instead of just sending his loyal agents there to catch Biden in the act, he sets in motion this slow circuitous plan to make Biden think he won while Trump keeps his mouth shut about the UV through all the recounts and audits, actually lets Biden get inaugurated and be president for months and months, just so he can go "Ah-HA! They were watermarked the whole time, arrest him boys" almost a year after the election
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Jan 12, 2022 06:53
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Murgos posted:The bamboo fibers one is good because if you wanted to make a caricature of an ignorant racist you wouldn’t come up with it because it’s too dumb. Hmmm...some of these ballots appear to be smudged with General Tso sauce. How odd.
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I somehow missed this insane Republican conspiracy theory revolving around a Democratic IT staffer (who's Muslim) and his family and the Daily Caller reporter that destroyed his life: https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1481263773801496582?s=20 quote:Awan remains a villain for the millions of Americans who rely on right-wing media outlets to understand the world, the unwitting star of what former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has dubbed “possibly the largest scandal and coverup in the history of the United States House of Representatives.”
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BiggerBoat posted:Hmmm...some of these ballots appear to be smudged with General Tso sauce. How odd. I was a bit suspicious that they were all inside fortune cookies, but I'm no electoral proceedings expert.
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Want to hear what Donald Trump sounds like when he's interviewed by NPR? https://www.npr.org/2022/01/12/1072204478/donald-trump-npr-interview-presidential-election-lies-vaccines Here's a full transcript https://www.npr.org/2022/01/12/1072176709/transcript-full-npr-interview-former-president-donald-trump BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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Jan 12, 2022 16:19
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BiggerBoat posted:Want to hear what Donald Trump sounds like when he's interviewed by NPR? Whoa, so that's what Steve Inskeep looks like. I mean, he looks pretty much exactly like I figured he would, but, there he is.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:30
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Just needs "SICKOS" as an overlay
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Jan 12, 2022 16:51
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Why is Harris guffawing like that, is she in shock from her horribly broken leg?
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VitalSigns posted:Why is Harris guffawing like that, is she in shock from her horribly broken leg? She's a democrat up to no good on her way to drink baby blood.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:03
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Brawnfire posted:I was a bit suspicious that they were all inside fortune cookies, but I'm no electoral proceedings expert. Hell, it'd be a more welcome and amusing thing to find than ads for crypto exchanges as is the new normal
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TW: Deathquote:The sources said the incident began after Kuczwanski’s BMW drifted out of its lane while heading north on Thomasville Road. The BMW hit a white Prius. Florida GOP member gets in an accident, goes road rage and starts ramming the other driver's car and shooting at them, driver of the Prius he was ramming also drew and shot the GOP guy dead.
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This may affect some of us. https://twitter.com/BeatriceShap/status/1481347445099413507 https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1481292597511475203
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Also under my state’s laws, that is self defense Edit: beaten like Lindell’s favorite candidate in 2020
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CommieGIR posted:TW: Death I really wish that headline would have made it clear that it was his road rage.
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Sarcastro posted:I really wish that headline would have made it clear that it was his road rage. Yeah, passive voice is a loving plague on the news.
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Worth noting: That same GOP guy had ANOTHER altercation and road rage incident at that same exact spot previously.
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Judge: Coke induced fever dreams not admissible as evidence.
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Sarcastro posted:I really wish that headline would have made it clear that it was his road rage. My apologizes, but alas once you notice the cop-levels of passive voice applied to anything to do with cars and drivers being a dangerous menace there's no going back
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Epic High Five posted:My apologizes, but alas once you notice the cop-levels of passive voice applied to anything to do with cars and drivers being a dangerous menace there's no going back Yeah, not your fault at all, just a gripe with that headline writer. Sarcastro fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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You see, election fraud is when you vote for the guy I don’t like, and the more votes he gets the fraudier it is
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If Trump ever returns to the WH he will try to make the Democratic Party stamped as a terrorist organisation because it’s always always always projection.
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BigglesSWE posted:If Trump ever returns to the WH he will try to make the Democratic Party stamped as a terrorist organisation because it’s always always always projection. Can't wait to be put on a watch list because I voted for John Kerry in 2004
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Sarcastro posted:I really wish that headline would have made it clear that it was his road rage. That article is a particularly weird case of passive voice and writing. Like at one point it says the senator shot at "the white Prius" and I had to do a double check to make sure they weren't playing games.
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People still bitching that Matt Gaetz is sitting on the committee that is overseeing his sex crimes. And still nothing has changed. His girlfriend might have some juicy stuff to say though not sure when we would hear that. https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1481349488568508416
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OgNar posted:People still bitching that Matt Gaetz is sitting on the committee that is overseeing his sex crimes. Apparently one of the charges being considered is obstruction of justice. IMO just being on the committee while being investigated is obstruction of justice. If only the world could be so beautiful so as to actually convict Gaetz for not recusing himself from the committee once he became aware he was under investigation.
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Jan 13, 2022 04:27
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Covid is trying to do the needful and take Glenn Beck from us https://twitter.com/independent/status/1481645999848255495?s=21
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Had to drive around and do errands and listened to Bongino this morning. He's standing behind Ted Cruz and says "i wish the journalist would ask why Biden doesnt wear a mask at the podium blarghblarghblargh". So i guess Cruz still has fans.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Covid is trying to do the needful and take Glenn Beck from us This fucker is vaxxed, triple-boosted and in fine health. He's just going for a shred of attention now that the bar on chuddery moved.
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Sephyr posted:This fucker is vaxxed, triple-boosted and in fine health. He's just going for a shred of attention now that the bar on chuddery moved. I don't know, Glenn has gotten worse the last few years, he was kinda starting to regain sanity a few years ago. I'd totally buy Glenn not being vaccinated and if he's not...best of luck...
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I'll believe Mike Lindell is unvaxxed. Not Glenn Beck, any Fox personality, or any sitting Congressperson. These maniacs think too highly of themselves to risk dying like a pleb, and half of them are taking Pharma money in some form, so it's all theater for the rubes.
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