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A pasta restaurant, except Hulk Hogan is running it.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:A steak restaurant where it all seems fine, but then when they bring out your steak it's actually a "stake" and the waiters all get out their phones and film you getting angry that you've been ripped off, and they're like, "it's just a prank bro hahaha", filming and laughing for ages This except you are expected to figure out who the stake is meant for as one of your fellow diners is a vampire. Anyone who suggests that this is a lie is immediately staked by the waiters. If you stake the vampire, you get a 10% discount on your order, otherwise you and your friends collapse after the meal is over and all wake up with bites on your neck. And no, the vampire is not stupid enough to get themselves staked for you, or turn you into a vampire (unless you sign the check and all the papers under it, in which case now you're contractually bound to get at least one meal a week from the place).
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Jan 12, 2022 23:47
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Mozi posted:uh... it's String the wrestler, wearing Sting the singer's outfit from Dune ...as soon as I get me a nice big pile of venture capital, I believe you will have yourself a deal
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Jan 12, 2022 23:47
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a chili restaurant but they have disgusting chili and they put it on spaghetti and cheese and you are stuck in ohio with a serious meth addiction
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Jan 12, 2022 23:51
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Hungry Like a Mofongo (stylized Mofo-N-Go ) 100% mofongo drive-thru restaurant. Keep the plantains and garlic as the base, but it's like a Cole Porter song after that- anything goes! Try our gummi worm mofongo, shaved iced mofongo, haggis-infused mofongo, Rocky Road mofongo, General Tso-fongo, and our new flavor, Bluefongo!
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Chinatown posted:a chili restaurant but they have disgusting chili and they put it on spaghetti and cheese and you are stuck in ohio with a serious meth addiction Love the idea of a restaurant where if you eat there you live in ohio
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Chilly's: A fried chicken and hot sauce place except they use menthol-based "cold sauce." The chicken is also cold.
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Jan 12, 2022 23:56
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Nothing But Grits All they serve is grits. No butter, no salt, tap water only. Every Tuesday, they get in two 2 liter bottles of lemon-lime soda from Dollar General as a treat. Oh, and you have to cook the grits yourself.
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Jan 12, 2022 23:57
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Chinatown posted:a chili restaurant but they have disgusting chili and they put it on spaghetti and cheese and you are stuck in ohio with a serious meth addiction It turns out the restaurant is your kitchen. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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Jan 13, 2022 00:04
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This is a very high-concept art idea it goes like this: All Yu Can Eat Buffet People pay a nominal entry fee and enter expecting a traditional buffet, but instead they are seated in theater style seats and watch an incredibly large Asian man (maybe Sumo?) named "Yu" eat as much as he can. You pay to watch Yu eat as much as he can. There might be a betting booth on the side like sports betting (over/under etc) for the amount "Yu" can eat. I imagine a staff of 5-10 different very large, hungry "Yu"s to keep the place operating daily.
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Jan 13, 2022 00:09
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your meal includes an NFT of the meal
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Jan 13, 2022 00:15
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A barbecue joint but instead of using actual barbecue sauce, they just toss everything in vinegar and jalapeños. Paid actors pretend that this is all good and normal - and in fact, delicious!
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Jan 13, 2022 00:21
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Food or Booze One side is a mediocre taco stand, the other side serves booze. (Actually, I don't know if this is bad)
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Jan 13, 2022 00:29
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My long standing restruant idea was instead of hooters, it would be called camel toe, and the waiteress's (and waiters) just wear really tight pants. No idea about the food yet, maybe like a modern fusion of what ever we find in the fridge and what can be bought down the road. Like steamed hams!! this is all coming together. I need to start a go find me
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Jan 13, 2022 00:29
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scottish food
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Jan 13, 2022 00:30
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Beet Booby Flay Food Network star Bobby Flay's new vegetarian restaurant.
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Jan 13, 2022 00:32
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The Barnyard farm-to-table just isn't enough anymore - it's time to take the table to the farm! come to this new down-to-earth concept restaurant to steal eggs out of the chicken coop, slaughter a sheep and dig up some carrots to enjoy in your delicious, extremely fresh meal
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Jan 13, 2022 00:33
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a free steakhouse but you have to take a kick directly in the dick + balls every 5 minutes
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Jan 13, 2022 00:34
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Food or Booze how are customers, etc. expected to adhere to the implications of “or” as it’s used here? because without some sort of strategy to address this, your “or” transforms into an “and” p. much immediately, and then you’re up a creek with a gimmickless restaurant
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Chinatown posted:a restaurant run by mods Somebody already said Subway.
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Jan 13, 2022 00:36
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The Ancient Forager Party like its 199,999 BC. We light 20 acres forest on fire, then you can pick as many cooked tubers and small reptiles from the ashes as you can eat!
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Jan 13, 2022 00:38
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Chinatown posted:a free steakhouse but you have to take a kick directly in the dick + balls every 5 minutes What about Soup To Nuts. Your meal could be free but you have to let them dump a bowl of scalding hot soup on your crotch.
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Jan 13, 2022 00:38
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we take local, farm fresh ingredients and elevate it by serving it on a rustic piece of wood
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The Hard Rock Cafe but the food is actually hard rocks disguised to look like food and your teeth just shatter and crumble as you politely chew your "burger", blood dripping from your shredded gums
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Jan 13, 2022 00:57
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the first restaurant on the blockchain! you're not just buying a burger, you're paying to mine a unique NFT! enjoy proof of ownership long after the burger has passed into the sewer, and sell it on as it gains in value!
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Jan 13, 2022 01:05
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Chinatown posted:a free steakhouse but you have to take a kick directly in the dick + balls every 5 minutes Is the steak good? Like dry aged stuff?
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Jan 13, 2022 01:21
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The GBStaurant. Serves normal food but the walls are big screens and masaokis videos are rolling in a constant cycle. The cspam restaurant only serves beans.
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Jan 13, 2022 01:23
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a Restaurant where food costs just Penny's on the dolar
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Is the steak good? Like dry aged stuff? dry aged is bullshit imo just get a nice porterhouse or ribeye medium rare
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Jan 13, 2022 02:34
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a steak restaurant where the steaks aren't just dry-aged, they're downright stinky "garcon, i didn't order this bleu cheese!" "sir, that's the steak" Mozi fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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A restaurant where you are cryogenically frozen until an era with mealical technology advanced enough to meet the chef's vision.
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Jan 13, 2022 02:52
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An Italian restaurant where there is no menu and instead the chef conducts a physical examination of you and brings something based off that.
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Jan 13, 2022 02:55
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Queef Wellingtons
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Jan 13, 2022 03:07
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Buttfucker's it's like Fuddrucker's, with one small difference
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Outback Shithouse
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Chinatown posted:dry aged is bullshit imo There’s this super fancy expensive steakhouse in Montreal that has like aged steaks in the window and we’ve been drooling over it since 2008 when we first started going to Montreal annually. We finally went there in 2018 and my friend ordered a ribeye medium rare and it took them three tries to get it right and they didn’t even comp it.
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wouldn't have that problem at kean's chophouse
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cop bbq where you have to salute the cops everyday at noon while reciting the pledge of allegiance and sometimes sucking their dicks in the bathroom
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Bro Dad posted:cop bbq where you have to salute the cops everyday at noon while reciting the pledge of allegiance and sometimes sucking their dicks in the bathroom pretty sure this exists all over the south
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