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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

look at this weirdo who doesn't know that existing in a state of constant brinkmanship is the entire point of owning cats

good dogs are those which are obedient. disobedient cats are celebrated


Extra extra: Man wears the pants in own home, takes no attitude from pets!

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Never put the pussy up on a pedestal (they'll climb up there on their own anyway)

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Facebook Aunt posted:

3 Vancouver Island cats hold owners' blender hostage — for a month
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/langford-cats-vitamix-battle-1.6311910

There are pictures.


If three cats were sitting on that box for a month it would be covered in crap. If one cat leaves to crap, simply don't let it back in.

Here in America we would have shot them all with increasingly larger calibers, starting with BBs and pellets, but apparently Canadians don't even have brooms. Headline should read: Canadian fails new year's resolution to start smoothie diet, blames cats.


ps Is it just me or are those cats rather overweight?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

If three cats were sitting on that box for a month it would be covered in crap. If one cat leaves to crap, simply don't let it back in.

Here in America we would have shot them all with increasingly larger calibers, starting with BBs and pellets, but apparently Canadians don't even have brooms. Headline should read: Canadian fails new year's resolution to start smoothie diet, blames cats.


ps Is it just me or are those cats rather overweight?

The box isn't covered in crap because the cats take turns. The box is always occupied by at least one cat, but each cat spends less than half a day on the box. Duh.

Of course the cats are cubby. Do you think those ladies are capable of saying no when a cat wants more food? Do you think those ladies are capable of saying no to a cat about anything ever?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It was a ploy in hopes that the company would send them not just a box, but a free blender, too.

This failed because either the company was too stupid or too smart to take the opportunity.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Is fake news from the Big Cat industry to normalize owners of cats powerless against the cats wills.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I can beat any cat in a fight I just choose not to due to judge telling me to knock it off

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



"Turkuan living in Lappeenranta chosen as Rauman of the Year"

(Turku is a city in Finland, Lappeenranta is a town in South Karelia, and Rauma is a town about 90 km North of Turku. Lappenranta is over 400 km East of Rauma.)

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Jan 13, 2022

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

does "raumalaiseksi" mean what I think it does? :pervert:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:



"Turkuan living in Lappeenranta chosen as Rauman of the Year"

(Turku is a city in Finland, Lappeenranta is a town in South Karelia, and Rauma is a town about 90 km North of Turku. Lappenranta is over 400 km East of Rauma.)

And we all know how much bad blood there is between Rauma and Turku!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh mang, you would not believe the Turku problems I have.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Turku is the home of the famous Finnish dish, Turkuducken.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Vittu


Perkele


Sauna

mennään saunaan

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Sisu:

https://i.imgur.com/R5Qkrib.mp4

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Paska

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That man is very experienced with his rod, he knows just how to toss it.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Move over, curling! I’ve found my new favorite sport :swoon:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

Move over, curling! I’ve found my new favorite sport :swoon:

Mölkky is for babby, kyykkä is where it's at!



e: what the gently caress lmao?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Looks to be two men, grasping their shafts while one is riding the other.
Seems like a challenging exercise but hopefully an enjoyable one.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I'm assuming every Finn in those photos is hammered while playing?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Zil posted:

I'm assuming every Finn in those photos is hammered while playing?

Every Finn is hammered, yes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hammered, having a sauna or shooting at Soviets. Usually a combination of those according to my ineffable knowledge of Finland.

E: almost forgot repairing an old car.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

all while speaking in an inscrutable accent and showing no emotion

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

By popular demand posted:

Hammered, having a sauna or shooting at Soviets. Usually a combination of those according to my ineffable knowledge of Finland.

E: almost forgot repairing an old car.

I was going to add "playing hockey" but upon reflection I think that counts as "shooting at Soviets"

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can beat any cat in a fight I just choose not to due to judge telling me to knock it off

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Mölkky is for babby, kyykkä is where it's at!




those look like giant titty skittles

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Tittles, if you will

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

freeedr posted:

Tittles, if you will
I will not

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Not what I heard

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Skittles fly at Noon.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ellie Trashcakes posted:



those look like giant titty skittles

I don't think the pink one looks like a titty anything.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Not even totally tubular titties?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

1 for 3 isn't bad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



freeedr posted:

tubular titties

mike oldfield porn parody

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
drat, that's a blast from the past.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

mike oldfield porn parody

I thought that was Tubular Balls

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



freeedr posted:

I thought that was Tubular Balls

oh right :doh:

been a while since i saw it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/webtwozero/status/1481758589198880768

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wonder if having a pig's heart enables you to sweat like a human being again

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