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keep punching joe posted:It was tapas size portions and split with my partner, but still a mighty amount for a wee guy. Ah fair. There was an "Indian Tapas" place near me when I lived in Milton Keynes. I held off going for ages because the concept seemed ridiculous, but it turned out they made *incredible* food (and it was just served in a sligthly different "style" to usual and they had more in the way of like, dry stuff that were more like nibbles alongside curries and stuff). E: Well that's a poo poo pagesnipe. 61: The number of parties it will eventually be revealed Boris Johnson has attended during lockdown. Also, have my cat being cute I guess. https://twitter.com/WhatEvil/status/1481756289655091205?s=20 WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/FT/status/1480939293380071427 i've been saying everything is an op for a while now but 10% of me was joking and that 10% was happy
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smellmycheese posted:Well there we go. One of the Brexit Boot Boys has called for him to go. Fascinating. I think they fancy their chances of getting Baker in 
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Jan 13, 2022 23:32
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Jan 13, 2022 23:33
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I've not had a proper work piss up in nearly two years now, clearly I'm in the wrong job.
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I think personally that it may be a bit late for a "dignified exit from politics" even if I could expect him not to wander out of number 10 at 1.30 in the afternoon half cut with his dick out.
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BBC have just posted a front page story about it all https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59989946 quote:No 10 have not denied the events took place on 16 April 2021. I'm waiting for photos of boozy parties at Chequers to start leaking...
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The Viscount of Pangaea. As a Viscount is a subordinate title (literally "vice-count" - do your own Andrew jokes), normally of a subdivision of a county/duchy/earldom, you have to wonder who the boss of the Viscount of Pangaea is and what other lands they hold.
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Wessex is good, bring back the Heptarchy, I want a wyvern flag.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:As a Viscount is a subordinate title (literally "vice-count" - do your own Andrew jokes), normally of a subdivision of a county/duchy/earldom, you have to wonder who the boss of the Viscount of Pangaea is and what other lands they hold. First sea lord, obviously.
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OwlFancier posted:Technically I believe this is also true of the mills bomb, they are intended to be used from behind an object, with a mills bomb this can conceivably be just about anything thicker than plywood, with a nuclear weapon you should probably at least find a decent berm. A tank - at least of the era - would be a *terrible* idea as the iron in the steel armour would be activated by the neutrons from the radiation, flooding the interior with gamma rays. This was the whole point of the Davy Crockett - the explosive yield was *tiny*, only about 20T (which would definitely change your plans for dinner if it went off next to you, but really won't cause much damage beyond 100m or so), but if detonated over a tank column coming through the Fulda Gap it would turn every one of the crews into extra-hot jerky. This was actually a bit of a surprise to the weapons designers who were trying to miniaturise nukes as much as possible and what then led to the Dead Kennedys-approve neutron bomb idea. More modern armour would fare slightly better - ceramic armour doesn't do much to *stop* the neutrons but it at least doesn't release as many gamma rays, and alloying the underlying steel with boron will harmlessly absorb a lot that make it through - but like I said, you want water (or dirt), and lots of it between you and the detonation, so a hill or a trench would be ideal, and if not just lay down on your front with your feet towards the blast (yes, your legs will probably fall off from radiation damage in a few days but better that than your heart or brain).
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Wessex always seems a completely sensible and underused subdivision of England so I think this was a good thing You can have Wessex back when we can also rename Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire Nosex to complete the set.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:yes, your legs will probably fall off from radiation damage in a few days but better that than your heart or brain 
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stev posted:I've not had a proper work piss up in nearly two years now, clearly I'm in the wrong job. TBH sounds like you're in the right job, nothing worse than a "work do". Going out for a drink with people you like and happen to work with is fine, but gently caress me I hate the enforced fun of the work do.
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I will not tolerate Boris being gone. He is the greatest Briton alive. He will stay on, he will get through this, just wait and see.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:TBH sounds like you're in the right job, nothing worse than a "work do". Going out for a drink with people you like and happen to work with is fine, but gently caress me I hate the enforced fun of the work do. The only plus of the long rear end commute for my last job was I had a ready made excuse for avoiding work dos without seeming rude & standoffish (which I am, but you don't want other people knowing that).
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Weekend at Bojo's ** ITV4 22:25-00:15 2022, 15, Comedy/Drama Anarchic modern reinterpretation of 80's hit “Weekend at Bernie's”. Two hapless political advisers must keep their non-stop party marathon on the rails after finding their boss, the Prime Minister, completely unable to see or hear anything. Hijinks ensue as the stakes are raised and even the Queen begins to takes an interest! Feature scenes of sexual penetration and mass graves which some viewers may find distressing.
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My local TOC has had a look at the number of passengers on its' routes and decided to take an axe to the number of services. But in true TOC fashion, they've apparently decided not to bother with actually looking at the data to make informed decisions about which services to cut. So my usual early morning train is now one of several plague carts, because the usual cunts can't be bothered wearing face masks and apparently my TOC were unaware that every train between 5:30 and 7:00 was reasonably full anyway. In that respect, I suppose it's just as well they're running 38-year old rolling stock, since these trains are so completely knackered that you don't even need to have the windows open to get fresh air, given the number of holes in the chassis. There's also - for those of you wondering - no evidence that they're sending cleaning crews onto the trains between legs, because who even cares about this whole corvid thing anyway?
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I care about corvids, sometimes at work I go in early and sit in the car park with them and they yell at me and I feed them sushi.
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lol andy took his expensive lawyer with him to meet his mum but she made him sit in the car whilst she fired him
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James Slack left for a job at The Sun? Oh gosh I wonder why the (print) media hasn't been keen to report on the many millions of parties. The most difficult part of Johnson leaving No.10 will be trying to find a replacement who wasn't at one of them or didn't know about them. Who honestly believes that ther is a single Tory MP who didn't know that hundreds of people attended dozens of parties? But if anything does for Boris, it'll be the photo of the Queen sitting alone at the funeral. People who don't give a toss about strangers dying alone in a hospital where the staff had to wear bin bags bloody love the Queen. Nuclear chat: the threat isn't from warheads, it is and always has been from improperly handled civilian nuclear waste. In the last 40 years there's been an impressive number of hospitals killing patients by miscalibrating radiation therapy equipment and then disposing of said radioactive equipment by using it to build roads and houses.
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Lady Demelza posted:But if anything does for Boris, it'll be the photo of the Queen sitting alone at the funeral 100% this. But saying that, Boris should have resigned a long time ago, and he hasn't. He has no shame, and everything to gain by retaining power. He has no qualms about removing the whips off of anyone, even old Tory grandees, for daring to defy him, so I can easily see him ejecting the loudest voices from the 1922 committee. And to be honest, I wouldn't put it past him to attempt to pull some Reichstag event and implement some of the dormant emergency security laws to cling onto power. He really has no shame, and no moral compass, but has the ego the size of a planet and the emotional maturity of his son Wilfred. I don't expect this war to be over soon. https://twitter.com/af16051107/status/1481716873939070976 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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fuctifino posted:100% this. But saying that, Boris should have resigned a long time ago, and he hasn't. He has no shame, and everything to gain by retaining power. He has no qualms about removing the whips off of anyone, even old Tory grandees, for daring to defy him, so I can easily see him ejecting the loudest voices from the 1922 committee. And to be honest, I wouldn't put it past him to attempt to pull some Reichstag event and implement some of the dormant emergency security laws to cling onto power. Totally agree. I think the longer he clings in the worse it is for the Tories though
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therattle posted:Totally agree. I think the longer he clings in the worse it is for the Tories though Let's hope he clings on for a good while then, eh? 
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Boris will not resign. And why would Tories vote against him for doing the same thing they'd long to? The polls show the scandals aren't denting party loyalty in the slightest (if a recent poll shows it I'll concede this point instantly as I just haven't checked them prior to posting).
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Boris will not resign. And why would Tories vote against him for doing the same thing they'd long to? The polls show the scandals aren't denting party loyalty in the slightest (if a recent poll shows it I'll concede this point instantly as I just haven't checked them prior to posting). I think it's actually quite consistent at the moment that the tories are polling absolutely dogshit and they did just eat poo poo in the last byelection too. If they don't get rid of boris I think they would probably lose the next election, the sooner they can get rid of him and try to find someone to give the impression of a clean slate for the party, the better for them.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Boris will not resign. And why would Tories vote against him for doing the same thing they'd long to? The polls show the scandals aren't denting party loyalty in the slightest (if a recent poll shows it I'll concede this point instantly as I just haven't checked them prior to posting). https://twitter.com/BalancePowerUK/status/1481599795974258696 https://twitter.com/BalancePowerUK/status/1481392589727318016
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The Tories def will turn on Boris. They will go 'Boris Bungled Brexit' and install someone who will do the exact loving same, or crazy enough to trigger Article 16. Covid delayed Boris getting ousted, if the brexit figures were the only thing being reported on he would be simpering on GB News now or lobbying for a Russian company.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BalancePowerUK/status/1481599795974258696 Worth noting that in both those polls, the Tory voters that Keith is busily courting aren't moving to him - they're staying home. Labour's tiny gains come from slightly less disillusioned people who are thinking that at least Starmer can't be worse than the Tories (they are wrong; Starmer is a Tory) and coming back now they sense blood in the water. If a snap election were to be called Labour couldn't possibly win it, but the Tories might lose it.
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lmao they had a loving DJ at one of the parties. My dad died in June 2020 of a combo double punch of rona and being an alcoholic with all that entails and yet I find this party stuff deeply, deeply hilarious. I am that psychiatrist good things bad things tweet.
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haakman posted:lmao they had a loving DJ at one of the parties. It was PM's sister, Doris Johnson. Dojo.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BalancePowerUK/status/1481599795974258696 Polling companies should be legally forced to put not intending to vote/none of the above numbers as actual parties in their headlines.
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