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A restaurant where you pay to wait tables, and the wait staff has to eat the food. Customers are encouraged to regularly giggle to themselves and say things to the waitstaff like “this is actually super fun!” Or “this isn’t nearly as tough as you all make it seem!”
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.random posted:A restaurant where you pay to wait tables, and the wait staff has to eat the food. Can they spit in the food if the waitstaff are rude?
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Jan 13, 2022 21:44
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Xaintrailles posted:
Only open a few days per month
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Jan 13, 2022 21:58
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gleebster posted:Only open a few days per month I think Doobies was already mentioned.
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Jan 13, 2022 21:59
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gleebster posted:Only open a few days per month the service was spotty
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Jan 13, 2022 22:07
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Mozi posted:the service was spotty lol
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Jan 13, 2022 22:10
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Mozi posted:the service was spotty The seating was cramped
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Jan 13, 2022 22:11
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Outrail posted:Can they spit in the food if the waitstaff are rude? There’s an up charge for the “rude customer experience” but it also unlocks the food spitting and pubic hair minigames.
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Jan 13, 2022 22:17
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Here Comes The Airplane! Are you an adult baby? Well have I got he restaurant for you! We've all been on this dead forum a long rear end time, I don't think I need to elaborate on the joke
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Jan 13, 2022 22:43
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Bonzo posted:Here Comes The Airplane! Since you refuse to elaborate, I can only assume the restaurant then has biplanes mow you down as you eat.
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Jan 13, 2022 22:46
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you've heard of happy hour, but get ready for happy minute
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Jan 13, 2022 22:56
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A restaurant where there is no menu and instead an eccentric Italian chef who claims his food can heal all manner of ailments conducts a physical examination of you and brings a dish based off that.
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Jan 13, 2022 22:58
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A fine dining restaurant, serving the most delicious and well cooked food you could ever imagine, but it's only $1 per meal. the building has no doors or windows.
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Jan 13, 2022 23:04
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Bonzo posted:A Chinese restaurant but you get to eat at the table with the owner's kid who is doing homework in the part of the restaurant that still has the giant rear projection TV (that doesn't work) that was left by the previous owners when it was a sports bar. When I used to play Final Fantasy 11 we had a guy in our group that used to randomly say, "AFK customer." Found out years later that he had been playing 12 hours a day AFKing for random customers at his parents Chinese restaurant. This was when you needed a full tower and everything, so I was extremely impressed by his dedication to fake treasure and lack of dedication to real customers and money. My idea: "Shy Guys" - a restaurant represented as a place to learn conversational skills with other shy people, but it's actually one of those insult restaurants, and as soon as you get in the doors lock and all of the interactions are streamed to twitch
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Jan 13, 2022 23:18
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The Indian Mother You've had two and half courses each and can't eat another bite. You signal for the check but instead and small Indian woman rushes form the kitchen to say, "Why are you not eating more? Was it not good? I spend alllll day making food and you hate it!" so you shove another piece of naan in your mouth and grab a spoonful of aloo gobi to make her go away.
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Jan 13, 2022 23:58
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a pizza place that sells garfield shaped pizzas
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Jan 13, 2022 23:59
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ASMeatery A “no talking” restaurant where you receive a pair of noise canceling headphones as you take your seat. A highly sensitive microphone is positioned above every table. The audio from other tables which are actively eating will be piped into everyone’s headphones throughout the meal. Slurping, licking, moaning and whispering nonsense words is encouraged.
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Jan 14, 2022 00:01
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a mukbang restaurant
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Jan 14, 2022 00:06
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Primal Cafe unleash your inner BEAST and unlock your PRIMAL POWER in this new cafe concept! channel your hidden ALPHA GORILLA as you DEMOLISH dozens of bananas! become the ORANGUTAN - master of the JUNGLE - as you BLAST through handful upon handful of FRUITS and BERRIES! AMAZON PRIME AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON US!!! PRIMALLLLL!!!!!
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Jan 14, 2022 00:08
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Mozi posted:Primal Cafe I'll have the soufflé please.
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Jan 14, 2022 01:04
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Dinner theater where they do Tony n' Tina's Wedding but its also a murder mystery
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Jan 14, 2022 01:25
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I've always wanted to open a Pot Noodle restaurant. On toast, with chips, in a sandwich, etc Like, proper hangover meals.
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Jan 14, 2022 03:09
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A burger joint with no drive thru and the proprietor's hyperactive children running around the lobby, across the street from a tacky Italian restaurant.
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Jan 14, 2022 03:27
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Mozi posted:a restaurant where everything is totally normal and the food is delicious except the chef empties an entire bottle of blue food coloring into every dish Try the waffles!
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Jan 14, 2022 06:08
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"The Next Day" A restaurant serving a fairly wide selection of options but the gimmick is they're all sold cold, as left overs as if you grabbed them out of the fridge at home the next day. Pasta? Cold. Pizza? Cold. Meatloaf? Cold.
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Jan 14, 2022 06:18
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Big Beef City posted:"The Next Day" With table microwave service.
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Jan 14, 2022 06:21
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Big Beef City posted:"The Next Day" And all leftovers from different restaurants. Saves on running a kitchen, and a small part of that saving is passed on to YOU!
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Jan 14, 2022 13:47
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.random posted:ASMeatery Nearly vomited reading this, this is the worst one
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Jan 14, 2022 14:21
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Bachelor’s - a restaurant where the tables are actually big kitchen sinks that you eat a whole rotisserie chicken over.
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Jan 14, 2022 14:40
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Iron Chef Restaurant where you have to kill the special ingredient given only a knife and then cook it yourself and do all the work yourself. Today’s ingredient….BEAR! Go fight it.
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Jan 14, 2022 14:43
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.random posted:ASMeatery Upstairs is a brothel with the same rules; randomly the audio is swapped between both establishments.
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Jan 14, 2022 14:44
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A human centipede restaurant, self explanatory
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Jan 14, 2022 16:27
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Jimmy John's but reverse. The food is free and smells cost money. CEOs are fed to a lion every third Friday of the month.
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Jan 14, 2022 16:36
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Its a series of connected shipping containers and you get a sack on your head and hands bound and two guys drag you off kicking your feet out from under you every time you try and walk so you end up just being dragged buy your armpits, chicken wing so your shoulder joints start feeling like they are disconnecting And its hotdogs but instead of a sausage its icecream
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Jan 14, 2022 16:43
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Trébuchet's A french food restaurant where you sit in a field 500 feet from the kitchen and they fire your meal to you with a trebuchet.
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Jan 14, 2022 16:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuE_a1pTsO4 "She's not a well woman."
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Jan 14, 2022 16:49
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A restaurant where you order food but they serve you a punch to the solar plexus.
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Jan 14, 2022 16:57
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A fine in which there is no food. You sit down and a big metal claw picks you up and tosses you in to a ball pit but the balls are testicles.
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Jan 14, 2022 17:03
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Inzombiac posted:A fine in which there is no food. You sit down and a big metal claw picks you up and tosses you in to a ball pit but the balls are testicles. You say there's no food but then dump people in food? Have you not seen the Chevy Chase classic, Funny Farm? Them rocky mountain oysters won't eat themselves.
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Jan 14, 2022 17:13
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A fancy restaurant but instead of fine dining the waitstaff kicks you fully and repeatedly in the balls and you’ll gladly pay for the privilege and tip well over 25%, won’t you you little bitch? Yeah that’s right you will, swine.
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Jan 14, 2022 17:24
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