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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Clarste posted:

Hey, I made that same complaint like 5 pages ago? Where's my recognition?

The answer to your question is: A resolute, unwavering yes

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Being performatively horrified and amused by bizarre and horrifying porn is one of SA's oldest traditions.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Being performatively horrified and amused by bizarre and horrifying porn is one of SA's oldest traditions.

Errr, yes, yes. Horrified and amused, that's it. :blush:

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Being performatively horrified and amused by bizarre and horrifying porn is one of SA's oldest traditions.

So is being surprised that SA has a front page where official porn horrification (it's a word now) was posted regularly.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Cowman posted:

It's apparently pronounced Y2K instead of YEEK

At least that's what one youtuber said and it's too dumb to not be true.
:wrong:

It's pronounced "Yick". An expression of disgust, which is hilariously appropriate since hte game is very, very much on topic for this thread.

I don't give a poo poo what the devs say about it it's "yick". :colbert:

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

FishMcCool posted:

Errr, yes, yes. Horrified and amused, that's it. :blush:

Shut the gently caress up don't tell them this is the best source on the site for finding weird poo poo to masturbate to!

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

AG3 posted:

So is being surprised that SA has a front page

Indeed.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Zereth posted:

:wrong:

It's pronounced "Yick". An expression of disgust, which is hilariously appropriate since hte game is very, very much on topic for this thread.

I don't give a poo poo what the devs say about it it's "yick". :colbert:

I like this better

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Cowman posted:

I like this better
Draw it out a little to account for the double i, too.

Qylvaran
Mar 28, 2010


Why wouldn't you use :actually:?

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I mean from the sweeping changes he (they? I think it's a team of two brothers, right?) MUST have realized the game needed fixing. You don't revamp your game that greatly this long after release unless you know it's broken and/or unfinished.

Again, this still looks like poo poo, though. YIIK's aesthetic is repellant, and more Alex is not at all a good thing.

Looking at older patch notes, previous changes included a new story mode with reduced monologues and automatic text-skipping, plus tweaking combat mechanics and adding challenge to enemies - so they were in some way aware of the biggest criticisms and attempted to respond to them, but I think the damage was already done.

So now they're doubling down on all the worst aspects, because the only thing left is treating this as a passion project and catering to the fans.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

ErrEff posted:

Looking at older patch notes, previous changes included a new story mode with reduced monologues and automatic text-skipping, plus tweaking combat mechanics and adding challenge to enemies - so they were in some way aware of the biggest criticisms and attempted to respond to them, but I think the damage was already done.

So now they're doubling down on all the worst aspects, because the only thing left is treating this as a passion project and catering to the fans.

They didn't make the combat better at all, since the core fundamentals were always tedious and bad. Making enemies more challenging just makes it worse until it is fun to play YIIK's combat at all.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
I watched a little bit of the goon LP dunking on that game and yeah, the combat mechanics looked unbelievably bad.

I don't mean that to be dramatic. It sincerely beggars belief that someone would think that was a good idea. I guess I just can't imagine what the view is like from that far up my own rear end.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

Voyager I posted:

I watched a little bit of the goon LP dunking on that game and yeah, the combat mechanics looked unbelievably bad.

I don't mean that to be dramatic. It sincerely beggars belief that someone would think that was a good idea. I guess I just can't imagine what the view is like from that far up my own rear end.

No, there's nothing dramatic about that at all. It's very impressive that Ikenfell basically made the exact same combat style (times minigamesfor everything) as YIIK but unlike YIIK is actually a lot of fun to play.

It turns out having the combat minigames last only a second or two really helps a lot.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

So that's where this is from.
https://twitter.com/oocwesternr34/status/1482850904390832130?s=21

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015
This turned up in my queue
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1780060/Megacraft_Hentai_Apocalipsis/

I'm usually not bothered by smut games, people be horny, let people be horny, but man this is a double-whammy of the Generic Asset Flip Zombie Survival Game #2,557,006 but with collectable smut. Why. Why not just make an actual smut game instead.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
I give 90-to-1 odds that the dev just stole whatever porno images he's using rather than draw/commission them himself

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Jawnycat posted:

This turned up in my queue
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1780060/Megacraft_Hentai_Apocalipsis/

I'm usually not bothered by smut games, people be horny, let people be horny, but man this is a double-whammy of the Generic Asset Flip Zombie Survival Game #2,557,006 but with collectable smut. Why. Why not just make an actual smut game instead.

Ah from the esteemed developers of The Last of Anime, My Friend Stalin, Jumping Over It With Neko Girl, HENTAI CLIMBING and uh..

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1690030/Soup/

Soup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



kirbysuperstar posted:

Ah from the esteemed developers of The Last of Anime, My Friend Stalin, Jumping Over It With Neko Girl, HENTAI CLIMBING and uh..

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1690030/Soup/

Soup


Soup description posted:

The game contains 20 stunning drawings

:monocle:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I miss Dinner Date

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

FirstAidKite posted:

I miss Dinner Date

Take it from me: you don't have to.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Every shoddy asset flip, lazy stolen hentai rip, all not worth their steam card scrip, just a slew of arrows loosed, a thwip, thwip, thwip.

But just as Benkei stood when dead, Dinner Date had never fled, it died with grace and stomach fed, drinking wine and eating bread, a sip, sip, sip.

e: editing 8 months later but how did I not go with "dining fine on bread and wine, a sip, sip, sip." like cmon

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Sep 10, 2022

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Has there been a Moon over June game? Those drawings would be stunning, like a taser.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

kirbysuperstar posted:

My Friend Stalin [...] HENTAI CLIMBING

Well, that escalated quickly!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


There's always that one person on the orgy that insists on micromanaging everything :rolleyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Johnson! Female pleasure points are down 12% since the last quarter! GET THOSE COMPATIBILITY CONNECTIONS UP, NOW!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Radio Paranoia posted:



There's always that one person on the orgy that insists on micromanaging everything :rolleyes:

Though when it comes to multiple partner positions, some planning is required.

Halibut Barn
May 30, 2005

help
You're not going to crack the DVDA puzzle without a properly-organized research team.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib
As far as random poo poo simulator titles on Steam go, this orgy simulator looks more entertaining than many.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Johnson! Female pleasure points are down 12% since the last quarter! GET THOSE COMPATIBILITY CONNECTIONS UP, NOW!

You joke but one of the screenshots shows this message:

quote:

Double Climax Bonus!
Two girls climaxing at once! Great job! All Pleasure increased to 125%!

Subject matter aside, it actually seems to be a functional Sims-like game but with sex. No idea if the gameplay is fun - and maybe that's not the point, for obvious reasons.

Choice quotes taken from the game's troubleshooting thread:

quote:

Sometimes the male character in a party can't keep on after chili after sex, but I don't know if it's my operation problem.

Selecting the bottom-girl in the 69 is more trial-and-error and may take several tries.

It seems that it has very small area for collision detection somewhere around her butt.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Games › Terrible Awful Games: very small area for collision detection somewhere around her butt.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Radio Paranoia posted:



There's always that one person on the orgy that insists on micromanaging everything :rolleyes:

It's just a sex themed version of Foldit, isn't it?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Can't keep on after chili after sex.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

King Vidiot posted:

Can't keep on after chili after sex.

Netflix and Chili. The new dating fad invented by autocorrect.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

FishMcCool posted:

As far as random poo poo simulator titles on Steam go, this orgy simulator looks more entertaining than many.

Not sure that I'd want to play Random poo poo Simulator but I'm sure it exists :itwaspoo:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Honestly think I might struggle to think of 24 actually distinct ways to put sex bits together.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



OwlFancier posted:

Honestly think I might struggle to think of 24 actually distinct ways to put sex bits together.

incredible self own

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just think after a while it's just a palette swap, you stop unlocking new sex mechanics and you're just doing the same thing but sideways or painted pink.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, amazon, reverse amazon, amazon lariat, the spinning top, the settled top, Joshua, spider, lotus, spider-lotus, lotus-spider, REDACTED, political, cool sex, airplane, irish whip, mating press, birth control press, double irish, wild style, the ol' wink wink nudge nudge, and regular.

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FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib
Missed opportunity not to have a feature where you make movies. Then you could sell movies on pleasurepartyhub, and with the income you'd buy more expensive props, expand the house and hire more/better actors. Current game loop seems weak.

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