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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nebrilos posted:

I keep having dreams where I realize I'm in a public, indoor place not wearing a mask. Is this the new "I went to school but forgot my pants" ?

Yes.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Dang my settings are to show images in spite of NWS tags and I just scrolled past a score of goat man quotes, no clicky required just pure rear end and balls. Quite the experience.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Tag yourself in this article.
Um... I'm described nowhere in this article. :11tea:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

HIS NAME IS REMY!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

cult_hero posted:

HIS NAME IS REMY!

No that's Morpheus.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

ImpAtom posted:

No that's Morpheus.

Certainly that's just a nom de guerre. You can't convince me that it wasn't Remy.

Or a rat pulling on his pubes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

cult_hero posted:

Certainly that's just a nom de guerre. You can't convince me that it wasn't Remy.

Or a rat pulling on his pubes.

Is that why he's so good at water polo, too?

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
So I know of no more appropriate thread. Someone at work posted that lots of blood donations are needed to keep up with demand in these saturated-hospital times. Entirely randomly I ran across an old article that the FDA reduced the waiting period for some "high risk" categories.

Pure :mmmhmm:, there are five of us per state and this is what makes you finally realize we should be able to donate blood. loving lol. (And gently caress you too, while we're at it).

pre-ps. Double plus lol. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/amid-shortage-fda-urged-to-ease-rules-on-gay-men-donating-blood/ar-AASMRtC Oh there are some memes coming from this.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
People get mad that the Red Cross turns away gay guys but that poo poo is a federal prohibition

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

cult_hero posted:

HIS NAME IS REMY!

It's fine, he's using "Ratatouille" to describe the scenario. Like "the Manchurian Candidate" rather than the name of the brainwashed dude.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem




WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

So I know of no more appropriate thread. Someone at work posted that lots of blood donations are needed to keep up with demand in these saturated-hospital times. Entirely randomly I ran across an old article that the FDA reduced the waiting period for some "high risk" categories.

Pure :mmmhmm:, there are five of us per state and this is what makes you finally realize we should be able to donate blood. loving lol. (And gently caress you too, while we're at it).

pre-ps. Double plus lol. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/amid-shortage-fda-urged-to-ease-rules-on-gay-men-donating-blood/ar-AASMRtC Oh there are some memes coming from this.
My wife was also barred from giving blood until 2020 solely because she was in London for a few weeks in the mid-80s.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


Havent tried an "oof" obviously

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
A few to get the balls rolling, so to speak.


Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Brawnfire posted:

Blackadder: Fine, I'll bite. And what is the "bento lunch"?

Baldrick: well, first off, it can't be pinku--

George: that's Japanese, for pink!

Baldrick: --or any girl color.

Blackadder: naturally, don't want anyone to think we're pansies as we eat our BENto LUNCH in the trenches.

George: Pfsh, too right! We'd look like silly buggers!

Blackadder: ...right. So, in this thoroughly masculine bento lunch box, am I to understand this is a delightful ball of rice in the shape of a cartoon character?

Baldrick: Ah, well, there's the clever bit. So we hadn't had any rice left--

Blackadder: A roaring start for our Japanese luncheon...

Baldrick: --but just my luck, the fish came with a healthy crop of maggots. Steamed, you can't tell the difference.

Blackadder: The motion seems to set them apart from most rice--you didn't think to steam them until they were dead?

Baldrick: Didn't want to destroy their nutritional value, sir.

George: White rice has so little nutrients as it is!

Blackadder: Of course. Well, at the very least it appears the fish eggs made it through looking decent.

Baldrick: Ah, the salmon roe, I'm particularly proud of that.

Blackadder: it certainly is a textural delight, even you couldn't ruin a good roe, Baldrick. You'd have to inseminate a fish to do that.

Baldrick: Ah you'd think that sir, and that's the really clever bit--

Blackadder: ...these are maggots again, aren't they, Baldrick.

Baldrick: *nods* Dyed orange.



Carbon dioxide posted:

Hello goatse, my old friend
I seem to have clicked on you again
Because an anus somewhat distending
left its horror, now I'm weeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
As I scream, only hearing the sound of silence


I’m proud of you both for giving us quality OC in the mrfmfrrmflurm thread.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Donating blood but only on the condition it doesn't go to antivaxxers

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

is this a neil cicierega promo

it probably should be

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/daniel_barker/status/1481650243921870858










PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I chose to read that second to last one as, "You spent a month's wages on an ugly pilcrow". :eng99:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Incroyable

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Coder socks got taken over by fash? I find that hard to believe.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Antigravitas posted:

Coder socks got taken over by fash? I find that hard to believe.

Yeah, that jumped out for me too. The rest is pretty sound, right?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Shut down the whole internet right now or I swear to God

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Antigravitas posted:

Coder socks got taken over by fash? I find that hard to believe.

There are absolutely right wing nerdy femboy fascists. At this point it’s not even new

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
America is a land of contrasts

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Shut down the whole internet right now or I swear to God

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Shut down the whole internet right now or I swear to God

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zoomers are gonna have a hard time when they're no longer the cute, baby generation who gets a free pass for being idiotic because they're young and that day is very almost here.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Shut down the whole internet right now or I swear to God

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
very surprised at computer touchers turning fash

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
NOT

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

GladRagKraken
Mar 27, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Zoomers are gonna have a hard time when they're no longer the cute, baby generation who gets a free pass for being idiotic because they're young and that day is very almost here.

No other generation got that sort of slack even as infants, at least over here. Ya gotta understand how MUCH Americans hate children. So idk we're in uncharted waters here.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Video game toxicity, infinite porn, infinite greedy corporations exploiting kids infinitely, and infinite nazis all being online and ever present will do a number on the new generations in ways we can not even imagine. Everything already feels like a parody and it's only gonna get more intense

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If you're not a femboy at 25, you have no heart. If you're not a coder at 35, you have no brain.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zzulu posted:

Video game toxicity, infinite porn, infinite greedy corporations exploiting kids infinitely, and infinite nazis all being online and ever present will do a number on the new generations in ways we can not even imagine. Everything already feels like a parody and it's only gonna get more intense

I wish I had half the energy to do anything as some of these fash seem to do with working their asses off to co-opt meme culture and poison the groundwater for the kids

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