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Dopefish Lives!
Nov 27, 2004

Swim swim hungry

Kit Walker posted:

gently caress I didn't even notice that something was written on the tombstones at first. That's so loving funny. Jones usually kinda sucks but drat that's brutal as hell

I scrolled past it initially, and let out a boom of laughter when I gave it a second look. Can there be a Kelly award for an "Actually Good Cartoon" now?

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

The Islamic Shock posted:

Couldn't resist doing the purple lips, could you

That's literally the same little boy The Lesser McCoy draws every time he tries to make some ham-fisted "But actually the Democrats are the real racists" point.

~edit: I just went back through his archives a bit to find a cartoon that illustrates the point. It's even more bizarre than that. The only people he generally draws lips on are women, Fauci, and any non-white person he draws.

Skios fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 14, 2022

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Dopefish Lives! posted:

I scrolled past it initially, and let out a boom of laughter when I gave it a second look. Can there be a Kelly award for an "Actually Good Cartoon" now?

Yep, suggest a category and include the magic words from the OP.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The thread title gave me some hope, alas

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Nick Anderson


Robert Ariail


Jeff Danziger


Matt Davies


John Deering


Bob Gorrell


Walt Handelsman


Phil Hands


Clay Jones


KAL


Steve Kelley


Marty Two Bulls


Jack Ohman


Drew Sheneman


Tom Stiglich


Dana Summers


Gary Varvel

FOUR PINOCCHIOS

Tony Branco

quote:

Fact-Checked
The CDC’s credibility has been totally destroyed and fack-Checked by “the Science”.

:hmmyes: fack-Checked

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This, rather than a moth larvae or fly maggot or some other type of young insect that infests fruit trees, is clearly an earthworm.

I suppose an earthworm might eat an apple if the apple was being composted and it encountered it that way, as to my knowledge, earthworms cannot climb trees.

AGC: the education system is garbage, and teachers unions are trying to turn it into something useful, like compost.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hahahahaha look at those stupid women! Stupid vapid party girls causing COVID surges!
Here is a secret about the woman-hating cartoonist behind this cartoon

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

RoboRodent posted:

This, rather than a moth larvae or fly maggot or some other type of young insect that infests fruit trees, is clearly an earthworm.

I suppose an earthworm might eat an apple if the apple was being composted and it encountered it that way, as to my knowledge, earthworms cannot climb trees.

AGC: the education system is garbage, and teachers unions are trying to turn it into something useful, like compost.

Even better look at the dot pitch on the apple. I believe he scanned in an old cartoon and then drew the worm over it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Surprising how they decided to throw young women who gather in multi-racial groups under the bus in their latest cartoon, then. I'm only reacting to what they drew.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



....what? How? How are "Trans Athletics" in anyway a threat to women's rights? How is a trans woman or a trans man playing sports a threat to equal pay or combatting sexual harassment or abortion rights or literally anything else?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I mean seriously that Nib cartoon could've shown a CEO forcing sick, untested employees to show up for work in person despite being able to work from home, or school districts doing the same to teachers and students, or state governments doing everything they can to pooh-pooh even basic safety measures like mask mandates, or even people scoffing at mask regulations being enforced in nonsensical ways despite being overall a good idea. But no, the artist decided to show three presumably working class women enjoying a moment of leisure unsafely, and going on to imply that it's them who are the reason we might face another surge in cases.

In short, it is A Bad Cartoon.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

It's 2022, women can be plaguespreaders too.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Rather Have Trump

Ted Rall posted:

Biden’s defenders equate criticism of their president to support for Trump.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Rather Have Trump


Kellies nomination: worst gaslighting.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

....what? How? How are "Trans Athletics" in anyway a threat to women's rights? How is a trans woman or a trans man playing sports a threat to equal pay or combatting sexual harassment or abortion rights or literally anything else?

You see, women are inherently and completely inferior to men in every way.

So women's sports were invented because they just couldn't ever compete against men, because, you know, inherently inferior and all that.

So trans women (trans men? what the heck is that?) are actually men, of course, and because they're actually men, they're naturally completely superior to every single woman on the planet, but because they're dishonest rapist scumbags, they decided they'd pretend to be women so they could have easy wins in, really, any sporting event, even if they've never done it before in their lives.

See? Perfectly logical, really. Truly, a nefarious and sexist plan, crushing those poor weak women with their naturally superior giant muscles and pitch black five o'clock shadows and groping child-molesting huge mitts.

I hope this helped explain how this works, for any future political cartoons you may see on the subject.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

RoboRodent posted:

This, rather than a moth larvae or fly maggot or some other type of young insect that infests fruit trees, is clearly an earthworm.

I suppose an earthworm might eat an apple if the apple was being composted and it encountered it that way, as to my knowledge, earthworms cannot climb trees.

AGC: the education system is garbage, and teachers unions are trying to turn it into something useful, like compost.

Not only all that but the apple has clearly been eaten, and not by that worm.

Education has been eaten away by republicans and somehow, thankfully, teacher unions have survived and deterred any further damage. AGC

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

Apples are made to be eaten, so you could also argue that it has served its purpose unfettered by the 'worm' which will now turn the leftover parts into something that can grow more apples. Much like teachers who are used to working with the discarded scraps of funding and have to work what what they're thrown into something that will grow their students.

I figure that probably wasn't this idiots intention.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
Can't believe teachers unions have STOLEN our education by ingesting it

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Aoi posted:

You see, women are inherently and completely inferior to men in every way.

So women's sports were invented because they just couldn't ever compete against men, because, you know, inherently inferior and all that.

So trans women (trans men? what the heck is that?) are actually men, of course, and because they're actually men, they're naturally completely superior to every single woman on the planet, but because they're dishonest rapist scumbags, they decided they'd pretend to be women so they could have easy wins in, really, any sporting event, even if they've never done it before in their lives.

See? Perfectly logical, really. Truly, a nefarious and sexist plan, crushing those poor weak women with their naturally superior giant muscles and pitch black five o'clock shadows and groping child-molesting huge mitts.

I hope this helped explain how this works, for any future political cartoons you may see on the subject.

Just for the record: Lia Thomas, the trans swimmer all fundies have been clamouring about, has been defeated in one of ther latest races... by Iszac Henig, another trans swimmer. But get this: Henig is also trans, he's a trans man, and he was able to compete in the women's event because he has yet to start hormonal treatment (i.e. testosterone).

It's almost as if some people are naturally more talented in sports than others, and gender doesn't really enter into the question :thunk:

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



a trans what

i thought all trans people were men trying to get into women's locker rooms and sports

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What I want to know is what all these cartoonists have against people in the transit industries?!
They're vital workers for the function of society!

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Is the cover of a political magazine a political cartoon? I say yes.



(That is Karl Lauterbach, the German Health Minister. The caption reads "Die another day")

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

quote:

BUILD BACK BETTER? AND THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN..

The Truth is based in facts, propaganda is based in “nothing” The propaganda is falling apart because it has “nothing” holding it together.


The Biden Regime has failed at nearly everything they’ve tried. This is a good thing because what they’ve been attempting is totalitarianism. The Socialist Democrats do not want competition. Like the Bolsheviks, they want all other political parties eliminated.

Joe sounded disconsolate that his ‘voting rights’ bill is in big trouble. Kamala sounded more hopeful, but she’s always on the wrong page. The Socialist Democrats want to institutionalize their election theft. Joe wants vote counting to be ‘federalized.’ That is, he wants Socialist Democrats to do the counting. Guess who will always win?

Traitor Joe wants to end the filibuster and that also flopped. The Supreme Court tossed out Joe’s vaccine mandate for businesses. Unfortunately they did not allow medical professionals equal protection under the law. Hospitals can take away jobs if their employees don’t get the unsafe and ineffective Covid vaccines.

Kamala Harris continues to be the most incompetent and unprepared Vice President in American history. Her staff has been resigning in droves. In a recent interview, she couldn’t even handle softball questions. Maybe it was simply her attempt to out-babble Biden, but she sounded almost incoherent when she said,

“It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. Every day, it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.”

I agree there are some tools in Biden’s administration but as they say, ‘It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools.’ Angry Joe keeps hitting his thumb with his leftist hammer. Joe’s ‘Build Back Better’ construction project is geared toward destroying America and replacing it with globo-socialist totalitarianism. Sleepy Joe’s work is collapsing. Too many screws are loose and Demential Joe has only himself to blame. He can also be blamed for higher oil prices, the disgrace that was his Afghanistan withdrawal, his open borders policy, and the supply chain disaster that has left many supermarkets with bare shelves. If Joe’s intent is to turn America into the old Soviet Union, he has made grudging progress, but more and more Americans are waking up to his scheme.

Joe’s ‘Build Back Better’ collapse is also dangerous. It means the desperate Socialist Democrats will resort to more alarming and desperate tactics. A war with Russia? A new and more powerful bio-weapon to be released? Will patriots who believe in the Constitution and individual rights continue to be arrested as ’insurrectionists’ by a corrupt DOJ and FBI?

Look for Joe’s party to pull more and more dangerous shenanigans ahead of the mid-terms. They know they are running out of time.

— Ben Garrison

"Like the Bolsheviks" has got to be a catchphrase for him at this point.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
It's hilarious how Branco keeps drawing Biden as a senile sleepy ghoul, meanwhile Garrison draws him as a dynamic well toned man of action. I guess Ben has figured out that locking him into just one archetype is way too limiting, but just look at that Joe. How am I supposed to know if Biden is good or bad, there's not even fangs?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
So all you have to do is stay within the lines? I mean it's tedious but seems easy enough.

quote:

Clay Jones


https://abc7chicago.com/cps-chicago-public-schools-news-protest-headquarters/11467163/
Yeah, kids want to go back.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Broelman:

The immigration minister Alex Hawke decided to cancel Novak Djokovic's visa right before the evening news started yesterday so it may have caught a lot of cartoonists out (most of papers seem to be running repeats today, alternatively it's possible they all have caught Covid).

Moir:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s Covid isolation — Boris Johnson is unlikely to be seen in public for the next week after a member of his immediate family tested positive for Covid, Downing Street has said"

Telegraph:

Covid isolation to be cut to five full days in England, says Sajid Javid

Matt:

‘Use the sniff test’: Morrisons to scrap ‘use-by’ dates from milk packaging

Independent:


Times:

Prince Andrew loses military roles and use of HRH title

Evening Standard:

No 10 apologises to Queen over parties on eve of Prince Philip funeral

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Lalo Alcaraz


Nick Anderson


Clay Bennett


Chip Bok


Steve Breen


Tim Campbell


Stuart Carlson


Jeff Danziger


Matt Davies


John Deering


Al Goodwyn


Walt Handelsman


Joe Heller


Clay Jones


Steve Kelley


Kevin Necessary


Henry Payne

©2021

©2020

Joel Pett


Michael Ramirez


Drew Sheneman


Jeff Stahler


Dana Summers


Gary Varvel


Matt Wuerker


Tony Branco

quote:

Frail Rider
If you don’t agree with Biden you’re Bull Conner, Jefferson Davis, and an evil Domestic Enemy.
I don't get it. That windmill doesn't have demonic eyes. It's not running away on a pair of legs either.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Sippy cup's back

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
hey a cartoon of "if martin luther king was alive today" that isn't actively terrible. what a change of pace!

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The best kind of zinger is the kind that's predicated on the idea that politics hasn't changed since slightly before the introduction of the VCR.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Kellies nomination: worst gaslighting.

Mikl fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Feb 6, 2022

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
It's incredibly funny watching republicans claim THERE WAS NO PARTY SWITCH and then immediately talk about the KKK being a democrat institution

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I mean they think about politics like they think about sportsball teams, so it fits.

There was this team called the Brooklyn Dodgers that played baseball. Everyone who was in the team in the 1940s is long since dead and buried, it's gone through several management changes, it's relocated clear across the country, but by god, it's still the same exact team.

Likewise, the GOP's and Democratic party's politics have been completely switched, turned over on their heads; modern Republicans would gladly throw away the Reconstruction Amendments, and go to rallies waving the Gasden Flag. But they most certainly belong to the Party of Lincoln, and don't you dare say otherwise.

What a loving dumbshit version of the Ship of Theseus.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

"It's important that we remember history and honor -insert old dead racist political figure-"
"That's hosed up. That guy did a bunch of terrible stuff. What do you even like about him?"
"Um, I don't like him, he was a democrat. Anyway, we should enact -policies that exactly match those of the old dead racist guy-"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Yeah I'm sure US businesses are just in tears over not having to comply to safety mandates.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Mikl posted:

I mean they think about politics like they think about sportsball teams, so it fits.

There was this team called the Brooklyn Dodgers that played baseball. Everyone who was in the team in the 1940s is long since dead and buried, it's gone through several management changes, it's relocated clear across the country, but by god, it's still the same exact team.

Likewise, the GOP's and Democratic party's politics have been completely switched, turned over on their heads; modern Republicans would gladly throw away the Reconstruction Amendments, and go to rallies waving the Gasden Flag. But they most certainly belong to the Party of Lincoln, and don't you dare say otherwise.

What a loving dumbshit version of the Ship of Theseus.

Actually, more of a real poo poo version. If every plank has been replaced with actual cat turds, is it still the Party of Lincoln?

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen’s travails – No 10 has apologised to the Queen for two parties that took place in Downing Street on the eve of Prince Philip’s funeral last year"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Calls to strip Prince Andrew of Duke of York title No idea about the source painting, apoloigies.

The i paper:


Times:

Sue Gray: head of No 10 party inquiry is an uncompromising operator; After Thomas Gray.

Stephen Collins:

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