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Barudak posted:Its definitely Sex in the City 2 for me because its a sequel that is just so loving grossly oblivious to its own awful premise. lawrence of my labia lmao e: what an unfortunate snipe
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Grown Ups 2 was pure misery, but it's not like the first one is good (it might be, I haven't seen it). Speed 2 is reeeal bad though, and Speed 1 was pretty good
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Improbable Lobster posted:I have seen a distressing number of those movies and all of them are loving terrible I've been very fortunate in only having seen three of the movies on that list: Highlander 2, Curse of Michael Myers, and Jason Takes Manhattan Of the three, Highlander 2 was the only one I saw in a theater, I was in the UK when it came out and me and a friend went to see it and it was definitely worth it in "so bad it's good" terms. Jason Takes Manhattan was terrible but I remember my late dad (who was NOT a horror/slasher/Jason Vorhees movie fan in ANY way; his thing was more action movies, like Commando, Delta Force, etc.) saying that was the only Friday the 13th movie he'd want to watch because he figured it would have Jason running around killing stereotypical sleazy 1980s Noo Yawk street characters (remember, this was in the days before Giuliani turned NYC into a theme park; every 1980s crime drama movie or TV show that was set in NYC inevitably portrayed it as being just a hair away from a post-apocalyptic no man's land). I saw it years later and there was literally none of that, it was Jason murdering some rich kids on a cruise ship, before eventually getting into the sewers of NYC and getting dissolved and flushed away by toxic waste (or something like that). It did have a 21-year-old Kelly Hu in what was apparently her first movie appearance, though, so there's at least one good thing I can say about it. I literally don't remember anything about Curse of Michael Myers.
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Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track
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Collapsing Farts posted:Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track probably 22 jump street? 8 years ago.
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Collapsing Farts posted:Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track Jackass Forever comes out this year Other than that uh, fuuuuuuck
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Collapsing Farts posted:Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track Ghostbusters 2016?!
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Men In Black 2 is my vote for worst sequel. 90% of it was references to and rehashed jokes from the first one, and the other 10% was painfully unfunny poo poo like "ballchinian".
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Collapsing Farts posted:Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track Will Ferrell did that eurovision movie a couple years ago
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Aardvark! posted:Will Ferrell did that eurovision movie a couple years ago gently caress me that was one of the worst things ive ever seen
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Quantum of Phallus posted:gently caress me that was one of the worst things ive ever seen It's alright as an American, I can only imagine how bad it was for a euro goon lol
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Aardvark! posted:Will Ferrell did that eurovision movie a couple years ago netflix original lol
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I'm struggling to think of anything labeled a comedy that has come out since that. And before that there was Tag (2018) which was decent
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I hope David arquette makes a new bozo show and rigs the bozoputer to let mike get to play
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Aardvark! posted:I'm struggling to think of anything labeled a comedy that has come out since that. And before that there was Tag (2018) which was decent Do "romantic comedy" films count cause two truckloads have poured out all over the Netflix lawns in the last few years
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Aardvark! posted:I'm struggling to think of anything labeled a comedy that has come out since that. And before that there was Tag (2018) which was decent How quickly the thread attempts to bury A Spy Movie 2021.
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Collapsing Farts posted:Do they still make comedies? Which one was the last big one? I haven't been keeping track In 2021, there was bad trip, free guy, hitmans bodyguards wife, jungle cruise, thunder force, coming 2 america, tom and jerry, cruella. They are putting comedy in my adventure movies!
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I watched 40 minutes of Kingo & Druid and you can't make me watch the rest
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My Face When posted:In 2021, there was bad trip, free guy, hitmans bodyguards wife, jungle cruise, thunder force, coming 2 america, tom and jerry, cruella. I love our new efficient movie future where we get to see the most boring actors possible make quips in PG action movies. Now they don't have to bother making so called "comedy" movies
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why would you make a comedy movie when you can just have your A-listers say exasperated or wacky things in your action movies. you also don't have to write jokes.
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rydiafan posted:Men In Black 2 is my vote for worst sequel. 90% of it was references to and rehashed jokes from the first one, and the other 10% was painfully unfunny poo poo like "ballchinian". I wasn't too hot on the first one, it was fine, but goddamn you are not wrong.
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SARAH CONNOR: we changed the timeline again. now Bozoputer is Skynet, and it goes online in 3 hours!
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Men in Black 2 was rouuuuuuuuuugh.
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I feel like one of the sequels to MiB i didnt hate. I do know that the first one was miles above the later ones though
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ZeusCannon posted:I feel like one of the sequels to MiB i didnt hate. I do know that the first one was miles above the later ones though MIB 3 most likely as that was interestingly ok, while MIB4 was forgetable ok and MIB2 is what is this dogshit?
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I agree with this whole heartedly. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 did little to expand on the Superbabies cinematic universe.
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Awful sequels that miss the point of the original are one thing (and I don't know that it's worth counting those ones where they've just slapped a known name on an unrelated film), but bad sequels from the original creative team are a rarer thing. As bad as the mob scenes are (and they're awful), I didn't dislike HALLOWEEN KILLS, but I can see why it would make people's list. BLUES BOTHERS 2000 is a special case of awful. A desperate, creatively bankrupt retread of the first one.
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Finished chapter 3 of Borba Fett. The editing in this one was just as janky as the first one and im noticing a correlation. Chapter 1 and 3 were directed by Robert Rodriguez. Another thing that springs to mind, when will Disney do a parade of mouse droids? Edit: i just started eternals and the text crawl makes me groan. My Face When fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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obviously it can't compare to the original but I like blues brothers 2000, having seen it as a child in theater. i would much rather watch it than most of the poo poo sequels getting posted anyway. Like you're really gonna say you'd rather watch American Psycho 2 than bb2000? Bitch please
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DrVenkman posted:Awful sequels that miss the point of the original are one thing (and I don't know that it's worth counting those ones where they've just slapped a known name on an unrelated film), but bad sequels from the original creative team are a rarer thing. Oh man yeah, Blues Brothers 2000 is fuckin dire
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My Face When posted:Finished chapter 3 of Borba Fett. The editing in this one was just as janky as the first one and im noticing a correlation. Chapter 1 and 3 were directed by Robert Rodriguez. Just abort now, learn the lesson of the film and just pull the plug
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Crank 2 is better than Crank and Crank is very good I will fight and dethrone god over this opinion
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There was a period a while ago where there was an influx of comedy shows about raunchy teachers: Those Who Cant, Sit Down Shut Up, Vice Principals, AP Bio, And now sit down shut up reminded me of Unsupervised and now Im sad because it only got one season and got cancelled.
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sure okay posted:Crank 2 is better than Crank and Crank is very good I will fight and dethrone god over this opinion Crank 2 is the Gremlins 2 of Crank
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Barudak posted:Just abort now, learn the lesson of the film and just pull the plug IS THAT PINK FLOYD? What is happening?!
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Barudak posted:Just abort now, learn the lesson of the film and just pull the druig Hangover 2 was dire. Missed all of the fun and charm of the original and dialed up the "it's funny when Andy from the office gets his life destroyed" to a degree that made everyone in the theater just uncomfortably sit in silence (as he's crying about being raped) this was supposed to be a comedy?
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sure okay posted:Crank 2 is better than Crank and Crank is very good I will fight and dethrone god over this opinion Nah, Crank 2 just got a little too cartoonish I think. Crank 1 balanced the line between outrageous goofyness and action while the sequel was just living severed heads and cartoon logic all the time. I felt the same way about Shoot 'Em Up which was just goofy without being particularly clever, cool or fun
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poisonpill posted:Hangover 2 was dire. Missed all of the fun and charm of the original and dialed up the "it's funny when Andy from the office gets his life destroyed" to a degree that made everyone in the theater just uncomfortably sit in silence (as he's crying about being raped) this was supposed to be a comedy? Ok I've previously said Ghostbusters 2 was the laziest sequel but it's actually this, I couldn't fuckin believe it.
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Happy Death Day 2U is one of the best sequels I’ve ever seen. Not necessarily one of the best movies but it really shattered my expectations of what a sequel to Happy Death Day could ever be (in a good way)
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Collapsing Farts posted:Nah, Crank 2 just got a little too cartoonish I think. Crank 1 balanced the line between outrageous goofyness and action while the sequel was just living severed heads and cartoon logic all the time. I felt the same way about Shoot 'Em Up which was just goofy without being particularly clever, cool or fun whats wrong with cartoon logic
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