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BigBadSteve posted:What would Nick do if Nathen returned the Garf suit all completely crusty with dried cum? If they complained, would it stand up in court? I like what you did here, despite being repulsed by the mental image of the self standing Garfield cum suit. Well that's a post to snipe on.
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a horrifying new dimension to 'you can't bust the crust'
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I...I want to know who is in the suit when he takes these pictures
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BigBadSteve posted:What would Nick do if Nathen returned the Garf suit all completely crusty with dried cum? If they complained, would it stand up in court? haha, what do u think the suit would smell like? just curious 
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sharknado slashfic posted:I...I want to know who is in the suit when he takes these pictures He's been stuffing it full of cease and desists, it's officially freestanding.
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Jan 14, 2022 22:54
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Can't wait for the private 5-star celebrity chef dinner for the first hundred buyers of "carbon neutral" non-fungible tokens
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sharknado slashfic posted:I...I want to know who is in the suit when he takes these pictures I asked that same question itt and was told “it’s you”
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It's his business partner who was last seen like 2 years ago, some time before the suit became alive
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it puts the lasagna on its skin or else it gets the suit again
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I asked if it was true that Nathen got drunk and punched his cat and a mod immediately deleted my question lol.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I asked if it was true that Nathen got drunk and punched his cat and a mod immediately deleted my question lol. Weird, because actually reading what he wrote and being interested is a true sign of being entergaged.
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good lord in heaven no e: his fly is down lmao
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Big Beef City posted:e: his fly is down lmao It feels like I'm having a really horrible fever dream after reading this thread too much.
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Nathen is pausing his Instagram.. but for how long? quote:Time to say Hamdellah!
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Love me, feed me, YOU CAN leave me !
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He probably took a yoga class and now he's going to be a hardcore Buddhist or some poo poo
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He’s still using Muslim terms (hamdellah) so doubt he’s converting but yeah it sounds like either his new rebrand is in the celibacy vein of “oh I’m so virtuous now” or else someone in his family was entirely too entergaged and realized they needed to intervene.
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Jan 15, 2022 22:18
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I wonder if he's shutting down the discord too. That would do him more good than shutting up on instagram
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GolfHole posted:this guy is full on loco now Last Chance posted:Nathen is pausing his Instagram.. but for how long? sharknado slashfic posted:Man cocaine is wild
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O.K., he gave us permission. NOW we can close the thread.
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Akratic Method posted:He’s still using Muslim terms (hamdellah) so doubt he’s converting but yeah it sounds like either his new rebrand is in the celibacy vein of “oh I’m so virtuous now” or else someone in his family was entirely too entergaged and realized they needed to intervene. Yeah, sounds a lot like papa Mazri threatened to turn off the moey faucet unless Nathen stops embarrassing his family online. Dr. Quarex posted:O.K., he gave us permission. NOW we can close the thread. You won't dare close down the Garfen Mazri & Nathfield Memorial Thread
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lmao "I really want you to capture the dark, brooding depth of my soul, in this picture of me reading a novelty cartoon restaurant menu" 
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Big Beef City posted:He'll be back in like a week and a half
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im saint germain posted:I wonder if he's shutting down the discord too. That would do him more good than shutting up on instagram There's no way he's shutting anything down permanently. He needs the attention and he'll be back soon for the fix.
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Posting on social media to say I'm quitting social media.
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quote:In life, there are matters beyond your limited knowledge which you do not understand until it happens. Hmm. Cease and desist? quote:There is something mega huge bigger than the galaxies, you and life. Oh yeah. Definitely cease and desist.
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Nathen is ready to take his next step toward destiny. Probably by opening up a used car lot somewhere and fixating his entire personality around an obsession with the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube guy outside his store.
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steinrokkan posted:lmao Just lol at a grown man who doesn't really need to work getting this emo over losing his lovely Garfield take-out shop.
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The “before 40” is one of those things where he is telling you he has a script for how his life is meant to go. You could probably draw the reasonable conclusion things haven’t exactly measured up so far but he intends to fix that! In no way will his life become increasingly more unmanageable as he fails to meet the unrealistic, and likely quite ridiculous, expectations he has set for himself.
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Lol at the idea of basically trying to steal Garfield as a derivative work He can't even claim "Nathfield" is an original (character do not steal) because he literally asked everyone "what's a combination of Nathen and Garfield I can use?"  Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The “before 40” is one of those things where he is telling you he has a script for how his life is meant to go. You could probably draw the reasonable conclusion things haven’t exactly measured up so far but he intends to fix that! In no way will his life become increasingly more unmanageable as he fails to meet the unrealistic, and likely quite ridiculous, expectations he has set for himself. When you're no longer the world's youngest anything, that's gotta be a tough thing to come to grips with. This isn't so much a break with reality as returning to it. reignofevil posted:Nathen is ready to take his next step toward destiny. Probably by opening up a used car lot somewhere and fixating his entire personality around being the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube guy outside his store.
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It doesn't matter what Nathen stops doing because he'll immediately start doing something else alien and insane; there's no risk in him settling down and being safe because the celibacy meltdown is what he thinks settling down and being safe looks like
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quote:There is something mega huge bigger than the galaxies, you and life. Oh god he's discovered the Warp
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Tato posted:He’s going on the run with the Garf suit, living off the grid to escape Viacom Oh god, I was right. He really is going to do this.
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