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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Liquid gasoline isn’t that bad it’s the vapors. The most dangerous trucks are the ones that just dumped a load since it’s full of vapor and the trailer no longer has the weight that helps keep it stable with the baffles. When I worked in stations one day I asked the driver dumping in the tank how he could stand the fumes all day. He looked me straight in the eye and said ‘because it gets you high son’. I’ll never forget that cold realization of the combo of a guy high on fumes and a rolling fuel-air bomb driving through the neighborhood.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I got Womb Raider, which would have funnier back in '96.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

(Presumably fake meat)Sausage shlong,yeeah boi.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Mr. Penis.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Let's see...

Donald Trump - Shrimp Wood, checks
Joe Biden - Sausage Finger
Vladimir Putin - Skinny Pole
Sauli Niinistö - Baby Impaler
Xi Jinping - Sausage Shooter
Boris Johnson - Mr. Destroyer
Emmanuel Macron - Jizz Shlong
Adolf Hitler - Long Tickler

gotta say I'm most concerned about the Finnish president now

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Sausage Raider makes it sound like you're plundering for :dong:.

Or a Los AngelesOaklandLas Vegas player made of ground meat & stuffed in an edible casing.

Fuoco
Jan 3, 2009

Baby Shaft doo doo doo doo doo doo.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Chloe Jessica posted:

smoldering tobacco doesn't burn hot enough to ignite gasoline. you can drop a lit cigarette in a puddle of gas and the liquid will smother it before it catches fire

however, a cigarette lighter is definitely hot enough to ignite gas fumes, which i would imagine is what happens in most cases

Cite your sources here because a ciggie typically burns at like 700°C. Surely it'd depend on how deep the puddle is?

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

bike tory posted:

Cite your sources here because a ciggie typically burns at like 700°C

Mythbusters did an entire episode on it. Basically what they found (from memory, it was like 15 years ago) is that you can dunk a cigarette or flame or whatever into liquid gas an it'll just put out the fire. Holding something above for a while will ignite the fumes though, it just needs to be the exact right fuel/air mix

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fuoco posted:

Baby Shaft doo doo doo doo doo doo.

OK, I laughed at this.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Muff Sword :smug:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm bothered that there's a "shrimp" in one column, but no "small pastry" in the other

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm bothered that there's a "shrimp" in one column, but no "small pastry" in the other

It'd be redundant

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Lobok posted:

I got Womb Raider, which would have funnier back in '96.
Similarly, Baby Dangler would have meant something in 2002.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Flipperwaldt posted:

Similarly, Baby Dangler would have meant something in 2002.

MJ is giant destroyer which is weird cause he preferred wrecking small things…

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

MJ is giant destroyer which is weird cause he preferred wrecking small things…

:eyepop:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



This is what I imagine a “writers room” to be

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉




OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The gently caress happened to that rail?

I was thinking spiral staircase intersecting a square pillar but it only does it at the top, which suggest that either someone bent the railing outward and they just plastered over it, or someone purpose built a railing that overhangs the staircase...

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Fuoco posted:

Baby Shaft doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




OwlFancier posted:

The gently caress happened to that rail?

I was thinking spiral staircase intersecting a square pillar but it only does it at the top, which suggest that either someone bent the railing outward and they just plastered over it, or someone purpose built a railing that overhangs the staircase...

Well, it's a curved rail. I assume that, like with tile, there's just no way to know where curved metal is going to end up. So the gambled and lost, the curve took the rail too far and it clipped through the support.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I got

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

OwlFancier posted:

The gently caress happened to that rail?

I was thinking spiral staircase intersecting a square pillar but it only does it at the top, which suggest that either someone bent the railing outward and they just plastered over it, or someone purpose built a railing that overhangs the staircase...

Hey, architect here. It's actually pretty common to build load-bearing bannisters. You do see a reduction in the longevity of the structure but the significance varies depending on who's inside at the time

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I love that "your mom" jokes evolved past your mom being fat into your mom being some kind of mystical jotunn-like creature that lives to gently caress and fucks to live

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/thisisnaomie/status/1476253767137841157

Captain Duvel
Dec 14, 2009

Mister snake 😏

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:ocelot: Perfect Shooter :ocelot:

:frogc00l:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

OwlFancier posted:

The gently caress happened to that rail?

I was thinking spiral staircase intersecting a square pillar but it only does it at the top, which suggest that either someone bent the railing outward and they just plastered over it, or someone purpose built a railing that overhangs the staircase...
It does look like the column does a \ / shape

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm going to have to change my IRL name so I can be Long Shlong. Just has a ring to it, you know.

Also, a thousand curses on Pigsfeet on Rye for damning us all to this hell.
I don't like engaging in these things but :clint:

"i got poon boon"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
FWIW, Donald Trump is Shrimp Wood.

Hanging Stick chiming in here.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I know everyone is sounding off with their own but there are some truly abysmal combinations here. If your first name starts with an S you have no good options, and several options sound like you should go to jail

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Bismuth posted:

I love that "your mom" jokes evolved past your mom being fat into your mom being some kind of mystical jotunn-like creature that lives to gently caress and fucks to live

Mythical? Your mom is not mythical. Why, I've seen the beast myself!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

FFT posted:

It does look like the column does a \ / shape

Oh gently caress that might be it, I thought that was just perspective lmao.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Mythical? Your mom is not mythical. Why, I've seen the beast myself!

I can vouch for this. This guy has known your mother.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I didn't come into the PYF Funny Pictures thread expecting to walk away a man who now sits down to pee.

This happened like a hundred pages ago but I really wanted to comment on it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

credburn posted:

I didn't come into the PYF Funny Pictures thread expecting to walk away a man who now sits down to pee.

This happened like a hundred pages ago but I really wanted to comment on it.

Your journey to fully feminized catboy is nearly complete.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Welcome the lazy person pissing pclub.

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