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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




*doctor holds up newborn baby*

ITS A WALLET STYLE!!!

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Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

*doctor holds up newborn baby*

ITS A WALLET STYLE!!!

Burnt down my house setting off gold fireworks for my calculator reveal party

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


I actually have one of those somewhere around here that came in some mystery box I bought from a youtube channel; not smoking, I've never had a chance to use it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


After years of trying to find it... FINALLY found 'Freak Styler' - don't know why I couldn't find it. Maybe was in that period after flash and before the re-works! Anyway I paid a nerd 420 in donations to a charity of his choice just to see a Duke Nukem Stripper on a dog again.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/66473

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Unless I'm misremembering, this was part of the whole Donkey Kong lawsuit chain where Universal sued Nintendo for copyright infringement on King Kong, then Nintendo successfully counter-sued Universal to prove that King Kong was public domain, after which a whole bunch of licensees sued Universal to get their money back including these guys, only to lose it all again when Nintendo sued them for copyright infringement on Donkey Kong

The lawsuits were what established Nintendo as a legitimate player in the US video game industry, and they ended up naming a character after the lawyer who represented them, John Kirby

George RR Fartin
Apr 16, 2003




Now I wish the Kirby's last name was like, Bergman or Johnson or some other serious lawyerly name

"No, you can make Borowitz take enemy powers by holding down - lemme show you --" *grabs controller*

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Behold, Tech Relics: The Shop

Last passed by this place about 20 years ago, and I don't think it's changed. The inside of the store is crammed full of old towers and lovely early LCDs. The window display is a time capsule.







(pics are kinda crappy, my lens was clean but the shop window is caked in filth, and it was dark)

I think the owner is still alive but it would not surprise me to find out he died a decade ago and is mummified in the back under a pile of 56k modems.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Wow, that sunbleaching on the packages :eyepop:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

There have been a few of those shops round here that came and went in the last 20 years. Always the same story - 2 or 3 nerds get together and think they're going to get rich with a shop that builds custom gaming rigs and does repairs on the side. They somehow limp along for a few years by charging grandmas £50 to run a virus scan, but the shop itself is full of floppy drives and parallel printer cables in blister packs, and a couple of those hideous gamer PC cases made entirely of LEDs and fans.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mice’s

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Sweevo posted:

There have been a few of those shops round here that came and went in the last 20 years. Always the same story - 2 or 3 nerds get together and think they're going to get rich with a shop that builds custom gaming rigs and does repairs on the side. They somehow limp along for a few years by charging grandmas £50 to run a virus scan, but the shop itself is full of floppy drives and parallel printer cables in blister packs, and a couple of those hideous gamer PC cases made entirely of LEDs and fans.

It probably made more sense before the internet took over.
My first PC back in 1997 was specced and bought through a shop like that run by two goth weirdos using recliners as office chairs and it was the greatest PC building experience I've ever had.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



r u ready to WALK posted:

It probably made more sense before the internet took over.
My first PC back in 1997 was specced and bought through a shop like that run by two goth weirdos using recliners as office chairs and it was the greatest PC building experience I've ever had.

I bought a PC from a goth weirdo who ran a PC shop with his dad. I met him on a MUD and happily mailed a money order. Couple weeks later a PC showed up at my house.

Love me a goth weirdo.

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
https://youtu.be/qLniaRIEacM

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

r u ready to WALK posted:

two goth weirdos

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Love me a goth weirdo.

Love this that's and hoping they had punny business names.

Systems of Mercy? Nine Inch Floppies?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I came so close to greatness thanks to my local computer shop weirdos. I went to a meeting of local BBS SysOps and computer businesspeople talking about the Internet and how it was really time to invest in the future. I knew they were right, since I had already been using IRC for a year and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I think everyone in that room either started an ISP or invested in one of the other ISPs started. Except, of course, the 14-year-old. Then they all got bought out by like Comcast or whatever. drat.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Trabant posted:

Love this that's and hoping they had punny business names.

Systems of Mercy? Nine Inch Floppies?

My wifi network is named SiouxsieAndTheBandwidthPlease

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Alien Hex Fiend

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Joystick Division.

Wow, that sounds kind of dirty

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

PC building and massage parlor.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



ASCIIful Fate

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Internet service provided by Baudhaus.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Trabant posted:

Internet service provided by Baudhaus.

Guess I know what I'm changing Abraham Linksys to.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Maroon 5.0

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I tend to use Something or Nothing as my SSIDs, so I get up pop-ups saying "You are connected to Something" or "You are connected to Nothing." It amuses me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I live next to the railway station so I named my WiFi after the railway company. If this flummoxes travellers I don't care.they

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I tend to use Something or Nothing as my SSIDs, so I get up pop-ups saying "You are connected to Something" or "You are connected to Nothing." It amuses me.

the family SSID is named "nevermind" because i thought that was pretty cute to have pop up on the discovery list when i was a teen. "nevermind this network being here."

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

my favorite network names I ever saw were all encountered driving around Charleston 10 years ago. "WORLDWIDE N***A", "ASSSHITFUCKCUNTBURGER" and "this poo poo dont work".

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I was on a raid years ago with the federal police at a business centre - a place like a campus where various companies could share accommodation and office resources. Anyway, half way through the day a young guy comes up to us from another area and asks us if we're the federal police and if our wifi is the one named "Federal Surveillance Van". So there you go, that old joke actually had a pay-off.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

my favorite network names I ever saw were all encountered driving around Charleston 10 years ago. "WORLDWIDE N***A", "ASSSHITFUCKCUNTBURGER" and "this poo poo dont work".

I set up a friend's WLAN in the Student Village, and years later heard some stranger talking about how they used to have a neighbour in the SV whose network was called TURSKAPERSE ("Cod arse") and I felt proud I'd made an impression.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
I sometimes read conspiracy groups on Telegram for a laugh and in one post the were discussing how they found a Wifi network called something like "Covid-19 Vaccine Nanobot surveillance network" and that its proof that Bill Gates is controlling us all with 5G nanobots in the Vaccine.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I named my 4G puck in the desert in 2016 "Huawei to the Danger Zone" and that's the proudest I've ever been of an SSID.

spookykid has a new favorite as of 10:08 on Jan 18, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


spookykid posted:

I named my 4G puck in the desert in 2016 "Huawei to the Danger Zone" and that's the proudest I've ever been of an SSID.

OMG I am stealing this right now. Reconfiguring 15 wireless devices be damned.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Shai-Hulud posted:

I sometimes read conspiracy groups on Telegram for a laugh and in one post the were discussing how they found a Wifi network called something like "Covid-19 Vaccine Nanobot surveillance network" and that its proof that Bill Gates is controlling us all with 5G nanobots in the Vaccine.

My network is literally ‘Covid-19 Vaccination 5g Activation Control Centre’.

But I live in the countryside, so no fucker has ever commented :(

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Always and forever TRAPPED IN WI-FI FACTORY SEND HELP

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


ATF Assault Rifle Detector.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/thetallbianca/status/1483156943975817216?s=21

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




CANYON.MID

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




flavor.flv posted:

CANYON.MID

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