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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oh look. A good guy with a gun took out a bad guy with a gun. It was bound to happen eventually.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Early 2000's, my brother was serving in the middle east. My dad (a former marine) and I were on the porch when a USMC chaplain and marine in his dress uniform pulled up in front of our house. My dad stood up and whispered "no" and reached out for me to steady him as he started to lose his balance. Turns out the marines were there to meet with my neighbor's son and didn't have the right address, they came to our house because my dad was flying a USMC flag. My dad very respectively asked what the hell was wrong with them, showing up at our house like that.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


Should have written out the address in crayon.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Jane not idiot

https://twitter.com/LethalityJane/status/1482904107669090304?s=20

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

That guy is a double idiot. Experienced specialists often come in at O-5 or O-6 pay to start because otherwise the military cannot afford them. They also get massive signing bonuses.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Hmmm yes, a doctor whose sole purpose is to treat people for disease and injury, who has a very expensive education and years of experience beyond that? let’s not only deploy him, let’s put him somewhere a bullet might find him!

Words don’t exist in English for me to describe how loving stupid this man is. Maybe the Germans have something?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
My first assignment in my tour at Jacksonville Naval Hospital was in the Urology clinic, run by an old-rear end O-6 who was widely recognized as one of the best in the region - like, he would occasionally fly down to Miami on weekends to consult with the civvie hospital there. I'm pretty sure the closest thing he had to combat experience was when he got mad at the OBGYN who kept nicking bladders in the O/R and roughed him up a bit.

Stellar guy, though.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Icon Of Sin posted:

Hmmm yes, a doctor whose sole purpose is to treat people for disease and injury, who has a very expensive education and years of experience beyond that? let’s not only deploy him, let’s put him somewhere a bullet might find him!

Words don’t exist in English for me to describe how loving stupid this man is. Maybe the Germans have something?

Die uber dunfkompf or however you spell ultimate broke brain

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The guy making my burger, changing my oil, handing me antibiotics for the clap? None of them have combat experience.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Icon Of Sin posted:

Hmmm yes, a doctor whose sole purpose is to treat people for disease and injury, who has a very expensive education and years of experience beyond that? let’s not only deploy him, let’s put him somewhere a bullet might find him!

Words don’t exist in English for me to describe how loving stupid this man is. Maybe the Germans have something?

I was friends with a group of newly-minted Army dentists in ~2007 ish. Lots of extremely silly Army stories out of them. I'm sure I've shared some before.

They were going to send them to a 16 week training thing to train them to eventually deploy and be combat medics. Surge is on, my dudes, and you dentists know how to wash your hands and deal with blood, sounds perfect. Fortunately, either the need subsided or someone in command made a good decision, because they didn't end up going. It's technically part of their jobs for emergency use, but sending a bunch of O-3+ dentists the Army already spent a ton of money to educate into a combat zone to do a new job poorly seems like a last resort thing.

The post they were assigned to did basic training. They encountered a LOT of boots from poverty backgrounds who had never been to a dentist before in their lives. :(

Their unit also had some sort of leftover budget that was use or lose by the end of the year, so in December they ordered thousands of dollars in paintball gear for "training purposes". It's not FWA if an officer does it!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
For posterity

https://twitter.com/SgtRando/status/1483118506241630208?s=20

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Lemniscate Blue posted:

My first assignment in my tour at Jacksonville Naval Hospital was in the Urology clinic, run by an old-rear end O-6 who was widely recognized as one of the best in the region - like, he would occasionally fly down to Miami on weekends to consult with the civvie hospital there. I'm pretty sure the closest thing he had to combat experience was when he got mad at the OBGYN who kept nicking bladders in the O/R and roughed him up a bit.

Stellar guy, though.

On first read I was wondering why the hell someone was stealing bladders.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



iwentdoodie posted:

On first read I was wondering why the hell someone was stealing bladders.

Nicking bladders just means urine trouble :dadjoke:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Icon Of Sin posted:

Nicking bladders just means urine trouble :dadjoke:

Good news! We live in the perfect timeline for this!

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1480560092646940674?s=21

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011
From mid December but I don’t remember seeing anything posted in here about it but an Army National Guard officer having a Dennis Reynolds-esque rant and punching some old dude over a parking spot can’t be a good look.

https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article256616961.html

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

i want to believe

https://twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1483514569364361217?s=20

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


From imgur's front page:




are all MPs this loving crazy, or

movax
Aug 30, 2008

I feel like that last reply is the new thread title right there.

Also... Subject line in Messages, who is this guy?!?!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
“It’s a suggestion to ask me about me” is something that should be flying over a parade in front of the kremlin.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

movax posted:



Also... Subject line in Messages, who is this guy?!?!

I noticed this too. Wtf is this poo poo??

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


What the gently caress is this? "Island Boys"?! I'm white, and I'm still thinking "what the absolute gently caress is wrong with white people?"

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Hyperlynx posted:

What the gently caress is this? "Island Boys"?! I'm white, and I'm still thinking "what the absolute gently caress is wrong with white people?"

Those guys rule dont hate

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Hyperlynx posted:

What the gently caress is this? "Island Boys"?! I'm white, and I'm still thinking "what the absolute gently caress is wrong with white people?"

They're Cuban, apparently.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Grem posted:

They're Cuban, apparently.

Huh, apparently so. When I looked first all I found was that they're from Florida.

Objection withdrawn

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Grem posted:

They're Cuban, apparently.

They're using Jamaican patois though?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The island boys are unequivocally dumb hth

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Grip it and rip it posted:

They're using Jamaican patois though?

Yeah they're Florida dudes.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Florida really ought to be an island though

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


florida really ought to be a smoking crater

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Once nice thing about global warming is that sooner or later, it'll be under the Atlantic.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Kith posted:

florida really ought to be a smoking crater

gently caress no. That'll just make rent more expensive.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

madeintaipei posted:

gently caress no. That'll just make rent more expensive.

there are places in Florida that are West Virginia cheap. You just have to deal with Florida’a best and brightest.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


madeintaipei posted:

gently caress no. That'll just make rent more expensive.

there is nowhere that deserves it more than my home state. turn it into a hole and let the ocean in early. rebuild the everglades.

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013

Jimmy Smuts posted:

Once nice thing about global warming is that sooner or later, it'll be under the Atlantic.

Most of it, anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Trashmore_(Florida)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Lol Virginia has one of those in Norfolk.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

madeintaipei posted:

gently caress no. That'll just make rent more expensive.

As a resident of a neighboring state, we don't want their refugees. Get them all in one sweep or just keep them contained

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crab Dad posted:

Lol Virginia has one of those in Norfolk.

My second grade class took a field trip there.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Crab Dad posted:

Lol Virginia has one of those in Norfolk.

There's actually a Mount Trashmore II but it's not a park and still in use. It's the highest point in the area at ~140ft high.

http://www.energyjustice.net/map/displayfacility-71966.htm

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

BIG HEADLINE posted:

There's actually a Mount Trashmore II but it's not a park and still in use. It's the highest point in the area at ~140ft high.

http://www.energyjustice.net/map/displayfacility-71966.htm

Yeah that's south in Chesapeake I think. Not actually far from another hazardous site, Groverhaus.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Just learned about this from a book I was reading, about that time the Secretary of the Navy got decapitated by a demonstration of an experimental gun on the USS Princeton
https://medium.com/exploring-history/how-the-peacemaker-tragedy-altered-american-history-c95d2fe0d934

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