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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean directly, driving people to drink is understandable.

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cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The original Blue Waffle image has been my white whale for years. Uncensored google image searches give me nothing but memes and waffles dyed blue, or links died a long time ago.

I get the gist of it, but it can't be that bad... so hook a sistah up with a PM, or a NMS link if you wish to spare the still-innocents.

Poz my gore-hole, plz goons

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

cinni posted:

but it can't be that bad...

ive never seen the original image either, and sometimes i have thoughts along these lines too

but then i remember stuff like 2G1C and the Pain Olympics, consider that maybe it is that bad, and curb my curiosity

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Turn off your monitor. Heh.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's.... Really bad actually

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Jesus Christ the Internet scrubbed blue waffle?

I mean it's the right choice but....still surprising.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

mdemone posted:

Jesus Christ the Internet scrubbed blue waffle?

I mean it's the right choice but....still surprising.

Thank god Goatse has been mirrored a billion times and will never leave us

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

mdemone posted:

Jesus Christ the Internet scrubbed blue waffle?

I mean it's the right choice but....still surprising.

Not on purpose. It's just that over time people kept posting images of a literal blue waffle saying "google this lol" and the algorithm started weighing those more heavily than the original shock image to the point that they took over the results almost entirely

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

mdemone posted:

Jesus Christ the Internet scrubbed blue waffle?

I mean it's the right choice but....still surprising.

This sounds like a trick to get someone to look it up to "prove you wrong"

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
I remember the original image. It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet, but it certainly wasn't something I'd go looking for again.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




mdemone posted:

Jesus Christ the Internet scrubbed blue waffle?

I mean it's the right choice but....still surprising.

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

DigitalRaven posted:

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

Man... it's deeply offputting but mostly i just feel bad. It looks like it hurts

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

DigitalRaven posted:

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

im glad you found it but i think i am going to continue to not have seen it!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Chloe Jessica posted:

im glad you found it but i think i am going to continue to not have seen it!
I mean it's gross, but if you've worked in healthcare it's not that far out there. Like Killingyouguy! it's more off-putting and makes you think "oh that must really hurt."

Not saying you should see it, but on internet shock footage it's a very generous 6/10 at most.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

DigitalRaven posted:

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

The Algorithm has no appreciation for the classics

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

OwlFancier posted:

Granted I am hardly good at using it but if my dick made people drunk I would be concerned.

What's your drink of choice? Cuz "whiskey dick" is already taken.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I always hated the picture of people’s knees or elbows replaced with that weird seedpod plant.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

pik_d posted:

This sounds like a trick to get someone to look it up to "prove you wrong"

:agesilaus:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Chloe Jessica posted:

im glad you found it but i think i am going to continue to not have seen it!

You made the right decision, don't let these degenerates convince you otherwise

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/ld0UBFf.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Chloe Jessica posted:

im glad you found it but i think i am going to continue to not have seen it!

I don't think I've ever regretted not clicking on a link marked as :nms:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

the website is down so you can find it here if you desire for whatever reason :nws: https://i.imgur.com/4B7tNly.png :nms:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
KYM says blue waffle is from 2008 but i could swear it was older than that....

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Def is, it was old hat when I first learned about it in 03.... 19 loving years ago

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I remember seeing it on rotten.com in the late 90s/early 2000s

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
One of those images, like Goatse, that just sprung forth fully formed with the creation of the internet

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Huh, it's not as bad as I remembered. Also looks really fake now that I know what photoshop is.

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
A++ thread title, im glad something funny came from my verbal diarrhea

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Chloe Jessica posted:

ive never seen the original image either, and sometimes i have thoughts along these lines too

but then i remember stuff like 2G1C and the Pain Olympics, consider that maybe it is that bad, and curb my curiosity

Ain't nothing like seeing a dude split his dick down the middle with a razor-blade.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Shaddak posted:

Ain't nothing like seeing a dude split his dick down the middle with a razor-blade.

Yeah I saw that as a BME link from Warren Ellis' old blog. It was like one of those weiner dogs Japanese people cut up for a lunch box

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's odd to think there are people on the internet that have never seen the old classics - goatman, tubgirl, glassass, lemonparty, meatspin, and the smattering of bme pain olympics. Yeah there were all kinds of other more niche things, but those were the landmines of the old forums, irc, and telnet hangouts

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

tubgirl was the worst imo

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I've been on the Internet since about 1994 or so, and I've only ever seen two of those things--but I know what all of them are by osmosis. And I'm fine with that.

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

Sentient Data posted:

It's odd to think there are people on the internet that have never seen the old classics - goatman, tubgirl, glassass, lemonparty, meatspin, and the smattering of bme pain olympics. Yeah there were all kinds of other more niche things, but those were the landmines of the old forums, irc, and telnet hangouts

lemon party wasn't even that bad, in retrospect

let the old men gently caress :colbert:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Yeah, and lemon's not the only one that's bigoted in retrospect, it's just interesting to think of how much has changed since the days of webrings

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

hawowanlawow posted:

tubgirl was the worst imo

For whatever it's worth the fountain was orange juice.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

tubgirl and goatse links were cheeky and fun, russian screwdriver murderer links were cruel and tragic

ogrish wasn't even blocked at school lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Blue Footed Booby posted:

For whatever it's worth the fountain was orange juice.

At some point it was orange juice, yes.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Fister Roboto posted:

At some point it was orange juice, yes.

No I mean she funneled orange juice into her butt and squirted it out. It's not a diarrhea shower.

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Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
Theseus's Orange Juice

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