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Dungeon Ecology posted:it would probably be incredibly difficult to even be understood if you were a medieval knight shunted forward in time 1000 years That's how everyone sounds to Joe Rogan, though.
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yall it's clearly a joke that person just wants a free suit of armor, no sensible person wants to go near Joe Rogan. he'll take the plate mail and clank off into the sunset, never to be seen again, and his foolish benefactor will curse his name unto the dying of the sun
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This conversation is making me rethink my time travel plans, thanks all
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Dachshundofdoom posted:That's how everyone sounds to Joe Rogan, though. Fie! Yon vaccine gaveth me autisme!
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Chloe Jessica posted:*offer may not be valid for computer touchers whose entire expertise is in a programming language that doesn't exist yet There are a lot of very cocky coders itt who would burn out of 00s tech when they find out they don't have terabytes of libraries and frameworks, stack exchange, and users (much less workstations) with 8-core CPUs and 16 gigs of ram to run their burp and fart piano apps.
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theflyingexecutive posted:There are a lot of very cocky coders itt who would burn out of 00s tech when they find out they don't have terabytes of libraries and frameworks, stack exchange, and users (much less workstations) with 8-core CPUs and 16 gigs of ram to run their burp and fart piano apps. Fart soundboards are one of the earliest modern web techs.
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Use the vast amounts of time travel riches to invite cheney and saddam to a discussion with the top bank and oil CEOs, and hold it in the twin towers.
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projecthalaxy posted:My favorite part, as a spectrum kid with speech issues especially back then would be convincing either a bookie/stockbroker/whatever or some sort of adult straw gambler that I was from the future and had various moonshots to bet on because of it without coming off as a stupid imagination land boy because im 6 have you ever read JR
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https://twitter.com/garfield/status/1483472003302625284?s=21 Wow a 10 year old meme, Garfield is almost getting relevant
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Memento posted:*16 year old meme Long or not, that cat is surely dead by now
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theflyingexecutive posted:There are a lot of very cocky coders itt who would burn out of 00s tech when they find out they don't have terabytes of libraries and frameworks, stack exchange, and users (much less workstations) with 8-core CPUs and 16 gigs of ram to run their burp and fart piano apps. Something like this was the plot for a twilight zone episode. Some rich rear end in a top hat goes back in time to get richer / gently caress over his rival by buying a field with oil underneath it from him for cheap but forgets the technology to drill for it is like 80 years off. He goes out of his mind trying to explain future technology to people who don't even know what an engine is.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Am I the only one that realizes that if I went back to 6 years old, I would be a child prodigy? Graduate high school by the age of 12 and study university courses that you already know the future of so you'd be a leader in the field. Even if you're not that bright, knowing generalities of what happens in the future is a huge advantage. A lot of the stuff I know now, I don't know in enough detail to be a savant at age 6. Like, having once known how to prove Gödel's incompleteness theorem is not the same as having any useful grasp of it if current-me is transplanted as 6-year-old me. The life lessons that would be useful (and wouldn't made me rich or famous) would be: realizing that I really had to do rote memorization to study German; realizing that when the professor told me to drop from honors chemistry to regular chemistry I should do it; and understanding Boolean logic before I went to college. But most of the stuff I know now I know because of bad and good experiences, and having that knowledge without having had the experiences wouldn't really work. Seriously, think about how you feel about hanging around with teenagers now you're an adult. Now imagine being a six-year-old and having to hang around six-year-olds, having been an adult. What are you going to talk to them about?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Seriously, think about how you feel about hanging around with teenagers now you're an adult. Now imagine being a six-year-old and having to hang around six-year-olds, having been an adult. What are you going to talk to them about? Video games, just like I do now
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the real problem is that if you got laid as a teenager you have to turn that down this time around because you're actually 40 and it would be pedophilia fortunately for me i didn't get laid in high school
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Chloe Jessica posted:the real problem is that if you got laid as a teenager you have to turn that down this time around because you're actually 40 and it would be pedophilia The most ethical candidate I've never been more embarrassed to be an american and folks, that is saying a lot
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Chloe Jessica posted:there are people who graduate college before they're 18 who don't have the benefit of a lifetime of adult knowledge Ah, but you can finally get that job that requires 10 years of Rails experience being advertised only 4 years after it came out
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Piell posted:Ah, but you can finally get that job that requires 10 years of Rails experience being advertised only 4 years after it came out Lots of jobs in the 80s required experience with rails.
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https://twitter.com/nessathewriter/status/1483568887077941248 Apparently this has been quite a day.
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Wait what happened to crypto.com? A friend and I were trying to remember which NBA arena they paid naming rights for the other day and I think it'd be hilarious if they're just completely hosed now.
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Inspector 34 posted:Wait what happened to crypto.com? A friend and I were trying to remember which NBA arena they paid naming rights for the other day and I think it'd be hilarious if they're just completely hosed now. Staples Center, aka the home of the Los Angeles Lakers and Clippers.
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Inspector 34 posted:Wait what happened to crypto.com? A friend and I were trying to remember which NBA arena they paid naming rights for the other day and I think it'd be hilarious if they're just completely hosed now. they got hacked or something, at least $15 million in ETH went walking
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Memento posted:they got hacked or something, at least $15 million in ETH went walking Emphasis on the 'or something'. "We've been hacked" is the favourite way for an exchange to exit-scam.
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Y’all talking about going back in time to stop 9/11 and I just want to be able to hug my dad again.
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Everyone has all these plans to use future knowlege to become rich or whatever but you're a coward if you're not straight up New Game+ ing your life, just pick a pivotal choice and do something else, let the wild ride take you. Also; PringleCreamEgg posted:Y’all talking about going back in time to stop 9/11 and I just want to be able to hug my dad again. Yeah 
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Imagine if you picked the "respawn at age 6" choice and then your parents end up not divorcing.
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Memento posted:they got hacked or something, at least $15 million in ETH went walking Oh ok, so they didn't "lose all their money" then. That's unfortunate. I actually googled this for myself for once and it looks like they spent $700m for naming rights to the arena for the next 20 years. $15m will not matter, at all, to the individual bank accounts of those higher up at crypto.com. Sad.
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PringleCreamEgg posted:Y’all talking about going back in time to stop 9/11 and I just want to be able to hug my dad again. I've been thinking about the exact same thing since this came up. Solidarity
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Well, I was gonna take the 10 million and buy 1 billion penny candies, but you've convinced me. I'll go back to age 6 and hug PringleCreamEgg's dad.
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There's so much that I would have done differently with the knowledge that I have now that I actually don't want to because it would feel like too much pressure to get it right.
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Huzzah! posted:Well, I was gonna take the 10 million and buy 1 billion penny candies, but you've convinced me. I'll go back to age 6 and hug PringleCreamEgg's dad. Ah, but how will you ever find him with your lack of internet and agency and such?
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Anticheese posted:I've been thinking about the exact same thing since this came up. Solidarity +1 to that. PYF Tweets: go back in time to hug your dead dad
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Since time immemorial, all of humankind has shared a singular dream: to drink a warm beverage from the head of a dog. Alas, such knowledge is fleeting and must be discovered anew by each generation. But throughout history there exist a lucky few who have known this sublime joy.
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Anticheese posted:I've been thinking about the exact same thing since this came up. Solidarity Whereas I've been thinking gently caress, if I went back in time my dad would be alive. He's a much better person as a memory where I can focus on the good parts and not deal with the bullshit. In conclusion, dads are a land of contrasts.
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Inspector 34 posted:Oh ok, so they didn't "lose all their money" then. That's unfortunate. No, but 'we got hacked and lost millions of dollars' is pretty much the worst thing you could have happen to you if your whole thing is speculative digital currency transactions. That's like IKEA announcing that their furniture has been melting recently.
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PringleCreamEgg posted:Y’all talking about going back in time to stop 9/11 and I just want to be able to hug my dad again. I also want to hug this guy's dad
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