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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

hawowanlawow posted:

tubgirl and goatse links were cheeky and fun, russian screwdriver murderer links were cruel and tragic

ogrish wasn't even blocked at school lol

While I do have a lot of nostalgia for Rotten, it did contain the single worst thing I've seen.

I don't know how old the footage was but, burned into my brain, is a grainy (black and white) .gif of a Russian soldier killing a Chechnyan prisoner. He jams a combat knife into the dudes neck, and saws outward.

Please don't read that. Look at this instead.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Shaddak posted:

While I do have a lot of nostalgia for Rotten, it did contain the single worst thing I've seen.

I don't know how old the footage was but, burned into my brain, is a grainy (black and white) .gif of a Russian soldier killing a Chechnyan prisoner. He jams a combat knife into the dudes neck, and saws outward.

Please don't read that. Look at this instead.



I remember the spoilered bit too. It should have taught me to stay off the Internet, but like all kids I wouldn't listen.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Sentient Data posted:

It's odd to think there are people on the internet that have never seen the old classics - goatman, tubgirl, glassass, lemonparty, meatspin, and the smattering of bme pain olympics. Yeah there were all kinds of other more niche things, but those were the landmines of the old forums, irc, and telnet hangouts

Hmm, I missed out on glassass and the pain olympics. I think I shall stay ignorant.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
glassass was also called jar squatter or 1 man 1 jar

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
glassass is pronounced "gluh-SASS" in my head

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

god drat I'd forgotten about the contents of pain Olympics, for the better, so thanks thread for reminding me :colbert:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Huh, apparently pain Olympics is fake?

I've only heard it described, but i like the world better knowing that it's not real

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Shaddak posted:

While I do have a lot of nostalgia for Rotten, it did contain the single worst thing I've seen.

I don't know how old the footage was but, burned into my brain, is a grainy (black and white) .gif of a Russian soldier killing a Chechnyan prisoner. He jams a combat knife into the dudes neck, and saws outward.

Yep, remember that one too. Still haunts me.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I've never heard 1man1jar be referred to as glassass but somehow, I think that might be the worst one for me. Tubgirl and goatse always got just sort of a roll eyes and chuckle, but holy god the jar guy

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Glassass's Creed

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

DigitalRaven posted:

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Maldraedior posted:

Theseus's Orange Juice

loving lmao

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Shaddak posted:

While I do have a lot of nostalgia for Rotten, it did contain the single worst thing I've seen.

I don't know how old the footage was but, burned into my brain, is a grainy (black and white) .gif of a Russian soldier killing a Chechnyan prisoner. He jams a combat knife into the dudes neck, and saws outward.

Please don't read that. Look at this instead.



This was the infamous unknown russian soldier video - the number one thing I regret watching as a kid. I didn't even watch the whole thing.

2g1c etc made me gag, whatever, but nothing has jammed in my memory like that poor russian bastard.

Edit: for what it's worth, you got it the wrong way around. It's a Chechnyan rebel killing a Russian. And it's also super not a funny picture. Sorry.

Also edit: it is pretty funny how tame meatspin/lemonparty are now, really. Whole bunch o homophobia going around back then huh.

Roblo has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Jan 19, 2022

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yep, remember that one too. Still haunts me.

There are very few things I regret actually watching and that's one of them.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Pain olympics was definitely the peak of my edgy teen belief that desensitizing myself to the horrors of the world would make me an adult. I mean I guess it worked and I turned out fine because I'm not actually desensitized to injustice but I can't really say the same for a lot of people who did the same thing. Come to think of it, I wonder who the hell was uploading pictures of all these medical horrors.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

I will look anything on the Internet except for actual real torture and death. I had a narrow miss with Daniel Pearl, but the thing that sealed the deal was when a high school boyfriend showed me a night vision clip from Afghanistan towards the start of the Forever War. This rule has served me well, as now I know most of the classic grossouts with only minimal long-term scarring.

The only exception I’ve made was the body cam footage from when the cops murdered a 13 year old in my city last summer, because it felt wrong that I got to just go tsk tsk at the police without fully acknowledging the depravityof their actions. It was awful and I’m tearing up just thinking about it, but I’m glad I never desensitized myself to the horrors of human violence the way I did to the horrors of the human body.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You guys wanna maybe lighten up a bit?





Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

What the gently caress is wrong with you idiots

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you idiots

Seems like the answer is baked into the question

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
My "I grew up on the internet" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by my "I grew up on the internet" t-shirt

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


PYF Endless Horror

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Lots of people are asking questions about my "I'm not a loving idiot" tshirt that would be easily answered by my t-shirt.

e:drat it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you idiots

1. Nothing wrong with me

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Shaddak posted:

While I do have a lot of nostalgia for Rotten, it did contain the single worst thing I've seen.

I don't know how old the footage was but, burned into my brain, is a grainy (black and white) .gif of a Russian soldier killing a Chechnyan prisoner. He jams a combat knife into the dudes neck, and saws outward.

Please don't read that. Look at this instead.



I've been an insurance adjuster for the better part of forty years, including stints as a casualty/litigation rep, which involved seeing many pictures of people after they die, including the police AID photos that the public will never see. As a property rep, I have seen, personally, the aftermath of murder and suicide and unattended death in the years before trauma clean-up companies existed.

But that one video haunts me to this day.

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Jan 19, 2022

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I've also seen the russian beheading thing

but the stuff that came out of Syria was like 100x worse. ISIS, no joke, found entertainment in coming up with ways to execute people. And in this modern age they of course filmed all of it and posted it online

You ever wanted to see a group of 10 year olds cut prisoners heads off? No? People burning alive in steel cages? No? Good, then never look it up

A lot of the ISIS brutal video stuff was posted here on SA in a thread and it was shocking how long a lot of the most grotesque videos stayed up on Youtube

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I guess ISIS wasn't exactly gonna claim copyright

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Most (but not all) of the Daesh videos are faked, according to my colleagues in terrorism research

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You guys ever see any real nasty torture? If so, please discuss it here, as it's the most appropriate place. I assure you, everyone enjoys opening this thread and finding descriptions of brutal executions and unspeakable violence.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Yeah, no, I'll be glad when the thread finally moves on because I avoid the shock death and mutilation stuff as much as I can because I have a hard time watching poo poo I know is fake without some kind of sympathy pain.

Like, I'm working my way through Always Sunny on Hulu and got to the episode in Season 13 where Charlie did a Home Alone thing in the bar by himself and felt physically ill with all the poo poo around the bear trap that was stuck on his leg. It's why I don't watch torture porn horror movies (it's the facial expressions/sounds of pain/etc. that do it).

The finale episode for Season 13 with that dance Mac did was a surprisingly good/well done thing for this show about horrible people doing horrible things to themselves/others.

Anyway:

https://i.imgur.com/yvucEVL.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/f59SqMi.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Just an FYI; Rob, Charlie and Glenn have started a podcast which is ostensibly a Sunny rewatch from the beginning but it really is more just the three of them screwing around for 30-40 minutes every week. There's still a lot of behind the scenes talk and how they got started in the business. There are also times when they spend the entire episode talking about parking spaces and one where Rob talks about almost getting into a fight at an In-n-out.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Borrovan posted:

Most (but not all) of the Daesh videos are faked, according to my colleagues in terrorism research

Thank you for the insight, Lady May.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

This was actually my favorite movie when I was like 4.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Baron von Eevl posted:

This was actually my favorite movie when I was like 4.

:same:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

muscles like this! posted:

one where Rob talks about almost getting into a fight at an In-n-out.

and everything is 100% fine

content:



1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YORT
VITAMINS A

weigh
waters
ened

pering

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Jan 19, 2022

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

boy this just kept getting better and better

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

and everything is 100% fine

content:



1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YORT
VITAMINS A

weigh
waters
ened

pering

FAT FREE YORT is a pro tier username mods please change my name

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Scratch Monkey posted:

and everything is 100% fine

content:



1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YORT
VITAMINS A

weigh
waters
ened

pering

Vitamins?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

When you think about it for a second, it's pretty easy.

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