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Traveling Salesman
Nov 27, 2007

Merchant of Death
Hellyaboiletsgo!

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Traveling Salesman posted:

Hellyaboiletsgo!

Gonna absolutely lose my poo when we hit page 1000

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sweet butt juice

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

donkey salami posted:

Sweet butt juice

Wow!!!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



iiimoM

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



modern dildonics have made man obsolete

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



teledildonics is here to bring us back into the loop







from very far away

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Guess who woke up very nauseous and retching again?

At least I could call out today. Also found out one of my nephews had the same problem so it was probably something we ate on Sunday. Misery loves company.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Traveling Salesman posted:

Hellyaboiletsgo!

Thank you for your service in this 1000 page thread, the hardest working, most educational and least pretentious thread on the forums.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Gonna absolutely lose my poo when we hit page 1000

:same:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ratjaculation posted:

modern dildonics have made man obsolete

Speaking of which, what do you guys use as ejaculate?

have a family recipe of corn starch, powedered egg replacer, protien powder (unflavored), water and salt to taste

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Corn syrup and red food coloring in a super soaker.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

Corn syrup and red food coloring in a super soaker.

Yr jazz shouldnt be red unless youre dying like Houdini

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Awake at 6am with thankfully much reduced stomach pains

Woke up to my cat pounding on the door at 1am.. and then nothing, and as I'm falling back asleep, finally, "Meow?" from a centimeter away from my ear

guess either i didn't close the door properly or he learned to turn knobs nbd

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Poohs Packin posted:

Yr jazz shouldnt be red unless youre dying like Houdini

heh.
maybe try getting on my level

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Traveling Salesman posted:

Hellyaboiletsgo!

A fine snipe.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

blood is stored in the balls???

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Im baffled by but at the same time respect Houdini for being at he top of his game as an escape artist like known the world over but hes still like "yeah you can sock me right in the gullyworks for :10bux: if you want"

Like lol harry my guy youre loving famous you dont need the money bro but also hell yeah for sticking to your roots. Sorry you died and probably pissed blood.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

Awake at 6am with thankfully much reduced stomach pains

Woke up to my cat pounding on the door at 1am.. and then nothing, and as I'm falling back asleep, finally, "Meow?" from a centimeter away from my ear

guess either i didn't close the door properly or he learned to turn knobs nbd

cat probably just grappled up onto a nearby gargoyle and found a way in through a poorly guarded skylight, a la batman: arkham asylum.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Poohs Packin posted:

Im baffled by but at the same time respect Houdini for being at he top of his game as an escape artist like known the world over but hes still like "yeah you can sock me right in the gullyworks for :10bux: if you want"

Like lol harry my guy youre loving famous you dont need the money bro but also hell yeah for sticking to your roots. Sorry you died and probably pissed blood.

in the medical field there is a protocol for removing urinary catheters called HOUDINI. probably for this very reason.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
My stomach doesn't hurt as much today but I just took a sick day because gently caress it (also tonight is 7pm meeting night and ffffffuck that)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

Guess who woke up very nauseous and retching again?

At least I could call out today. Also found out one of my nephews had the same problem so it was probably something we ate on Sunday. Misery loves company.

Sorry my goon, get better soon.

Do you want anime pitcures sent your way or anything?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

Awake at 6am with thankfully much reduced stomach pains

Awesome!

Aardvark! posted:

My stomach doesn't hurt as much today but I just took a sick day because gently caress it (also tonight is 7pm meeting night and ffffffuck that)

Good call (pardon the pun)

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Prof. Crocodile posted:

in the medical field there is a protocol for removing urinary catheters called HOUDINI. probably for this very reason.

Oh thought you just wrapped it around your closed fist until there was tension in the line and then falcon punched in the opposite direction

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Sorry my goon, get better soon.

Do you want anime pitcures sent your way or anything?

Depends on the anime, but feel free to post ‘em anyway for the benefit of the thread.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

Depends on the anime, but feel free to post ‘em anyway for the benefit of the thread.

GET BETTER SENPAI



*newspaper headline: Area Hospital Under Fire*
*article: Local Area, January 19, 2022 - Nurse charged with multiple counts of assault following.....*

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm alive awake alert enthusiastic

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

modern dildonics have made man obsolete

what do you think about metadildonics becoming a thing with web 3.0

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
hey hello guys I showed up for another day of posting

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm alive awake alert enthusiastic

All of those at once?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bagmonkey posted:

hey hello guys I showed up for another day of posting

I'm sorry to report that I have a lengthy appointment today and may not be back until early this afternoon.
Please, all of you be good in my absence.


Take this time to post your lovely anime without me bitching and moaning about it, which I will do when I return. IF I return.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

hey hello guys I showed up for another day of posting

:hellyeah:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

IF I return.

:ohdear:

I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU SENPAI!!!!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

All of those at once?

Its a horrible song that we used to makr the kids sing every morning at the school i worked at

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Omg am excited about bbc permission to post animes tho

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ok everyone, clobber this thread with the worst anime ever (sorry MPP) !

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



On second thought, don't do that

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Its a horrible song that we used to makr the kids sing every morning at the school i worked at

Ah yes, this is bringing back some good memories at the sweatshop

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Nov 2, 2014



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