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Speaking as somebody whose cousin went through the same thing, I would wish that on my worst enemy -- his posting button! [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE BOOING] |
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Tinfoil hats actually being the cure to covid |
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placed saran wrap balloons in each of my lungs with aluminum foil (flexible) piping all the way up to my Mouth of Sauron-lookin' lips to keep the covid contained the only problem is i cant breathe now |
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thinking weve found a genetic immunity against covid but its actually just a list of people who dont inhale
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Gastronaughts. Travel to strange new worlds, seek out new civilisation and sample their cooking. |
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You get invited to a chicken dinner. And when you get there you better believe that it's a dinner with an urbane chicken trading bon mots and sharing it's insights into everything and nothing in the world and it's affairs. |
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Naturally, it's Chicken Boo. His life partner Foghorn Leghorn can't be threre as he's working the night shift. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Gastronaughts. Travel to strange new worlds, seek out new civilisation and sample their cooking. Where do I sign up? |
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Prurient Squid posted:Gastronaughts. Travel to strange new worlds, seek out new civilisation and sample their cooking. Gastronauts, grasstronauts, or astronauts, nobody explores the stars for free |
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Join the merry crew of gastronaughts, We are are the merry gastronaughts, We zoom of course, to planets new, New friends join the gang We found a deckhand just wallowing in the gutters Of zarkon 5 And our navigator was sampling many fine wines in the cool storage decks of of a creegon frieghter We motely merry men, Travel each sumptuous world And crawl from den to den sampling of the finest cuisine In each dank hole we hear the crooners drawl And feast our fill of each sweet delicacy Whither and which way? As we shoot across the star strung ways making our pleasure In each fecund world To the sound of minstrels rare and fine And down our throats The sweetest of wine |
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Astronoughts, to boldly go where someone should go at some point I suppose... |
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Karate Bastard posted:Astronoughts, to boldly go where someone should go at some point I suppose... Their sworn nemesi, the Astrocrosses. They just yell at them to get down from up there, they'll break their g*dd*mn necks |
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Astronaughts, boldly going nowhere |
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Yinlock posted:sir, this has never happened before, but there are no hot singles in your area |
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astroNAAWWTs, boldly going forth to quote tiresome lines from Borat at intelligent life throughout the cosmos |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:astroNAAWWTs, boldly going forth to quote tiresome lines from Borat at intelligent life throughout the cosmos tell MAH WIFE i love her very much |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:tell MAH WIFE i love her very much ahahahaha gently caress 
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google THIS posted:Astronaughts, boldly going nowhere
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Trying posted:Their sworn nemesi, the Astrocrosses. They just yell at them to get down from up there, they'll break their g*dd*mn necks They are stellarly upset. |
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Jestery posted:Tinfoil hats actually being the cure to covid too bad tin foil isn't real i searched amazon, it's not there |
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My name is Woodrow Pornography but everyone just calls me Woods Porn
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I said let's start from here and see how far we can come. I was talking about the project you absolute degenerate put that back in your trousers holy poo poo you people |
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A man with a shifty, haunted countenance stumbles onstage, in his hands a crumpled manuscript dappled with countless stains of unknown provenance entitled "Things I have done, and why." "Ladies and Gentlemen, Meatloaf!" |
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A woman in Chinese dress opens a secret bar during the prohibition era called Cheongsam's Grand Slam Speakeasy. |
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i wrote you a letter. H |
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Prurient Squid posted:A woman in Chinese dress opens a secret bar during the prohibition era called Cheongsam's Grand Slam Speakeasy. "Speak easy," they say. Took me five attempts to say those first four syllables |
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Hearing about the gong show being in town but finding out it's a trade show for percussion instruments. I still get thrown out. |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:Hearing about the gong show being in town but finding out it's a trade show for percussion instruments. 
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juice cleanse but loving it up and just drinking like tropicana twister and sunny d
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I am the Doctor Manhattan of brewing |
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Letter to the board of Warner Brothers, We're delighted that you have decided to create a biblically based superhero for you're new blockbuster film. However, the Council of Concerned Christian Parents has grave concerns regarding the new superhero Onan. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Letter to the board of Warner Brothers, lol, just choked on my lunch reading this. |
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Madonna's Material Girl rewritten to be about a girl who falls for any guy who feeds her cereal. It's titled Cereal Girl. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Madonna's Material Girl rewritten to be about a girl who falls for any guy who feeds her cereal. It's titled Cereal Girl. Beaten by the muppets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuSoXIbgNmM (Getting beaten by a muppet... Would that just be like, getting slapped with a bag of felt or would that be the muppeteer just punching you while yelling at Ernie to calm down?) |
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Jason Bourne, except it's Jason Porn. That's as far as I got. e: The Porn Identity one might say even. e2: By the makers of the Gaytrix. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 27, 2022 |
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Woke Fight Club |
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Your own. Personal. Cheeses. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Letter to the board of Warner Brothers,
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