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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I'm starting to believe that AI might work after all

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


HMMMM

https://twitter.com/EveryWorDid911/status/1035926850252496896

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

That time it was a bush that did 9/11, the green leafy things.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
This time it's the grunge band

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Don't let the towers come down
Glycerine

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/drilbot_nono/status/1478542176359305217

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

they are confusing the adjective "rejected" with "the best" in these tweets.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

https://twitter.com/drilbot_nono/status/1474942543909457920

I'd honestly believe that it was a real Ron Paul quote.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/drilbot_nonono/status/1476422044103462914

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/itsnicktendo/status/1478855107785723912

Does this count? I think it counts.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Google reverse image search has become so unbelievably garbage it's genuinely impressive.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost
I made some cellular automata.

Warning: flashing and pulsating high contrast shapes

https://twitter.com/antti_tiihonen/status/1479819697306705928

I was mostly following the ideas here but there's still some work left to do to get more variety and structure from it: https://slackermanz.com/understanding-multiple-neighborhood-cellular-automata/

j.peeba has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Jan 8, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1479488598793674753

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



j.peeba posted:

I made some cellular automata.

https://twitter.com/antti_tiihonen/status/1479819697306705928

I was mostly following the ideas here but there's still some work left to do to get more variety and structure from it: https://slackermanz.com/understanding-multiple-neighborhood-cellular-automata/

nice! especially that last one is really cool

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WomenFishMe/status/1480248051776192514

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Somebody make a real version and I will buy it

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

Somebody make a real version and I will buy it

Just tweet ”I want this on a t-shirt” and a bot will handle it

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
https://twitter.com/Xploshi/status/1481023666628567040?t=ip6Wl-tPizcbhWakQHbVug&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





#mood


Actually, there's a lot of great faces in those.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost
Another batch of cellular automata.

https://twitter.com/antti_tiihonen/status/1481213895884820481

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Splicer posted:

Google reverse image search has become so unbelievably garbage it's genuinely impressive.

Didn't Reverse GIS used to work like: "I have this picture of a vase, what news article did this specific picture of a vase come from", or was it always: "I have this picture of a vase, have this computer recognise it as a vase and then show me the image search results for 'vase'."

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
It is still the former. Google Lens is a different service which kinda does the latter.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

feedmyleg posted:

It is still the former. Google Lens is a different service which kinda does the latter.

They've been pushing Lens really hard for some reason though, Chrome used to have a quick shortcut to RIS if you right clicked on an image but now that shortcut Lenses the image instead so you have to go the long way around to RIS it

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I dunno why all my posts in this thread are short stories of procgen book titles but I once did this:

https://imgur.com/gallery/54EciVp



It generates spaceships procedurally. I should get back to work on it someday.


repiv posted:

They've been pushing Lens really hard for some reason though, Chrome used to have a quick shortcut to RIS if you right clicked on an image but now that shortcut Lenses the image instead so you have to go the long way around to RIS it

I wish they reverted it back to GIS, I understand they're pushing Google Lens but it's for the most part just useless for me. To be honest it probably is for most people who used to right click GIS.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

repiv posted:

They've been pushing Lens really hard for some reason though, Chrome used to have a quick shortcut to RIS if you right clicked on an image but now that shortcut Lenses the image instead so you have to go the long way around to RIS it

You can turn that off in advanced settings, which I did immediately because Lens blows.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Jake the Dongle

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule



I coaxed one of our flesh friends into the frame

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008

Elentor posted:

I dunno why all my posts in this thread are short stories of procgen book titles but I once did this:

https://imgur.com/gallery/54EciVp

It generates spaceships procedurally. I should get back to work on it someday.


Wow, this is really cool, do you think you could get some version of it working from inside a web browser? Because this looks exactly like the kind of thing you could link to friends.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tombot posted:

Wow, this is really cool, do you think you could get some version of it working from inside a web browser? Because this looks exactly like the kind of thing you could link to friends.

Elentor is smart and everyone at GGG probably knows about it already because it is flipping sweet.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/drilbot_nonono/status/1483647097438150656

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



Using neural networks and such to restore old film (from the OSHA thread):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_1AdYRGW8

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Having fun with GPT-J, bold is my initial prompt, I kept generating lists and picking out the funny ones and generating more with the added results all the way until the very end where they were all too good to leave any out.

Here are some common expressions that don't actually exist!

-All dressed to the ducks with nary a quack

-I haven't seen a bus that's run since the bus company went bankrupt
-Worthless as an onion, but twice the price of a potato
-If you live in a fish bowl, you're gonna get stoned
-The only difference between a ball and a biscuit is that you have to eat the ball
-If you like the taste of tobacco then you'll love the smell of it
-If you look into a TV set, the image is there
-If you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth you're still gonna be sucking mud
-A duck is a duck. Except when not.
-I'm gonna be in the shower the next 200 years.
-He's a pig in the parlor, a lion in the dining room, and a dog in the kitchen.
-I'm not mad. Just disappointed in myself

some more silly fictional expressions!

-Ain't nothin' that a good flogging won't cure
-I'd like to put a bag over his head and suck the fumes out
-try not to get shot; and finally, don't get blood on the sheets
-My God... what a tangled web we weave.
-You were right. There were two of 'em.
-If you think you're tough, just wait until you see me twist your balls off.
-I hate you, but I really want to have sex with you
-I've decided to take another woman as my legal wife, just so I can get laid
-He's like a walking penis. He takes what he wants and keeps taking, then he's history.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Plant MONSTER. posted:

-Worthless as an onion, but twice the price of a potato

Gonna start saying this

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Plant MONSTER. posted:

-I'm not mad. Just disappointed in myself
Holy poo poo.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Those are fantastic. To hop on board, curated from the total nonsense and the real idioms it kept spitting out:

quote:

There are many sensible idioms in the English language, as well as some eccentric ones. These common expressions exude country wisdom. Recently, a scientist invented an AI that can create idioms that never existed. Here is a list that the AI created of brand new idioms:

1) One rat in the cake is better than two in the sack

2) Chop a bit of wood and you'll be cold for a month
3) Death is but the beginning of the illness
4) Have a dozen eggs and you'll break your wallet
5) It takes guts to swallow a chicken whole
6) Listen to the grass and you'll hear the lion
7) Two bits wrapped in newspaper make a nickel
8) This piggy bank won't even protect you from poverty
9) The first thing that Smith does in the morning is check his orifices
10) Even if you have wings you'll still get kicked
11) Be wary of the first bird that comes to your birdie
12) There is truth in every joke and a bit of the funny in every idiom on this list
13) One swallow doesn't make a summer
14) Life expectancy is just days for those who haven't been to space
15) You don't know what it's like to be a bird until you've had a baby
16) You don't always get the rat that you want
17) Spit like a dog and you tend to be a wolf
18) The sun will harm your skin whether you've got a coat on or not
19) What's the point of being sly if everyone's so stupid
20) It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent so rich
21) A single fly can pollinate a field of sweet corn
22) The squeak of a mouse can cost you your life
23) Even if it's spelled right, a misspelled word is still a word
24) It's not the years of your life that make you old, it's the years from your waist belt
25) A duck in the bread basket
26) It's not the size of the dog that's worrying the butcher, it's the size of the sausage
27) You won't get any younger doing that
28) The crow of a raven can make Farmer Vincent's piglets give birth to franks
29) A dog barks twice as loud as a dog with no voice
30) Even a young puppy can kick you in the head
31) Two bald guys are better than one
32) How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell?
33) When a fish is out of water, it's a big surprise
34) A duck in the butter makes it go down
35) It's not the weight that makes the cabbage sag, it's the sack of onions that weigh it down
36) Even an idiot can carve a moon-shaped wood
37) A mouse only sees four of the seven sides of a square
38) You can't make fire without some kind of flint and steel
39) A cat doesn't scratch with its claws, it scratches with its tail
40) It will take more than a bucketful of mud to scuttle this ship
41) Don't suck eggs in front of the fire!
42) When you can't see the wood for the trees
43) The more bark there is on the tree, the sweeter the apple
44) It takes more than brute force to crack a safe
45) Even the crow's nest can be dangerous
46) One blind guy can't make a farsighted guy see
47) Even a fish can swim off without its fins
48) Don't confuse a bull with mathematics
49) A fish doesn't care if it's caught in a bicycle
50) It's easier to swallow a camel whole

Okay, look. Maybe it's because I'm stoned but some of these have some hidden brilliance.

feedmyleg has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Jan 20, 2022

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Even if you have wings, you'll still get kicked. :smith:

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
"A mouse only sees four of the seven sides of a square" is for sure my favorite. It's definitely something an enigmatic wizard would say to you. Am I the mouse??

You need to either read them in the voice of a southern farmer or an ancient wiseman.

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


quote:

9) The first thing that Smith does in the morning is check his orifices

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