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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1479982987181756423

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1483934924386320388

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


is there an easy way to find more of these tweets ripping on joe rogan because he's credulous and dumb, I like those

like this
https://twitter.com/GRITknox/status/1483661040403554307

https://twitter.com/FrancisTheSailr/status/1483434614127484931

HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Jan 20, 2022

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://twitter.com/TitoMahalo/status/1480000206796058624
https://twitter.com/bodega_catgirl/status/1483486727201345542
https://twitter.com/Karkicer/status/1483272995795779597
https://twitter.com/h3xenbrenner2/status/1480983740021153803
https://twitter.com/even_kei/status/1480745103593730053
https://twitter.com/sloppjockey/status/1481379642556649474
https://twitter.com/creambsoda/status/1481338515782713345

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/_pocketss/status/1483922198196850690

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1483996479664660484?t=LRCu-HM_hWAqpovqCwjD7w&s=19

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Huh what video is he talking ab-ohshit

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/cryb0i/status/1483581777734164490

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

countdown to that bird saying the n word

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/mark_o_cain/status/1483999931828674567?t=Bxz0zL8WLrO8Bisi56yRVw&s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/brinsonmarie/status/1483292854713675780

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Hell yeah I'm here for the australian gablestapler klaus remake

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/philoso_foster/status/1483748352810385408?s=21

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



I've never felt affection for a gamer before

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/classicide/status/1483652062994915330

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





This is cool because when you know how it works then you can manipulate it into giving you certain results. As you know it definitely wont be your first word, and more over that it will be 100% wrong then if you pick a word like Aisle first, then try the word Pound you'll find you always get a green o. From there you should be able to solve it in 5 or 6 total. I'm not 100% but I think Booth then makes it end in a Y.

Aramoro has a new favorite as of 09:02 on Jan 20, 2022

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

It’s been a fun day on Australian Twitter.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Aramoro posted:

This is cool because when you know how it works then you can manipulate it into giving you certain results. As you know it definitely wont be your first word, and more over that it will be 100% wrong then if you pick a word like Aisle first, then try the word Pound you'll find you always get a green o. From there you should be able to solve it in 5 or 6 total. I'm not 100% but I think Booth then makes it end in a Y.

There's a number of "ideal" games where you can corner the algo it uses in 4 moves. AIERY - CANST - DOLMA - PUPAL is the example the author gives on his website, which is about as esoteric a collection of four five-letter words as you could think of. That link is an interesting read for someone like myself who only very casually dabbles in computer touching, but then again I've always liked the author's writing style. I think I visited qntm.org daily between 2007 and 2009 hoping for the next Fine Structure update.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Yowza.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ryanehrenworth/status/1483840437337083905

https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1483987536934588420

https://twitter.com/faineg/status/1483814587262803968

https://twitter.com/HTTP_Lovecraft/status/1483484451045003264

https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1484000818344955906

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1057043260571566081

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/iskw1116/status/1483778233120469005?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/nathanallebach/status/1484170441824555009

drat, I don't think I wanna gently caress the green m&m anymore.

Here's some marketing copy to make you want to hang yourself

quote:

Hwang noted that Green and Brown will team up more as a “force supporting women, together throwing shine and not shade.”

At the same time, the company will stop attaching prefixes to the characters’ names to prompt people to focus more on their unique personalities rather than their gender.

And though the individual candies tend to possess similar dimensions per package, marketing efforts moving forward will present them in different shapes and sizes to promote diversity.

“M&M’s is on a mission right now to create a world where everyone feels they belong,” Hwang added.

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

Memento posted:

There's a number of "ideal" games where you can corner the algo it uses in 4 moves. AIERY - CANST - DOLMA - PUPAL is the example the author gives on his website, which is about as esoteric a collection of four five-letter words as you could think of. That link is an interesting read for someone like myself who only very casually dabbles in computer touching, but then again I've always liked the author's writing style. I think I visited qntm.org daily between 2007 and 2009 hoping for the next Fine Structure update.

I'm absolutely charmed by the idea of the game scuttling into corners of the dictionary and spitefully choosing its words! But, without even any esoteric guesses, I found myself playing the same game over and over. Basically, if I force it away from the most common vowels with e.g. RAISE, it gets trapped into using U and Y. I played six games in a row just going GUPPY, MUMMY, TUMMY, FUZZY, and on and on. Ran out of fun much quicker than I'd hoped. I'd love for a tweak that makes it more cunning somehow.



Edit: Image fixed

QueenAnnesDead has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Jan 20, 2022

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


zoux posted:

drat, I don't think I wanna gently caress the green m&m anymore.

Yeah but did you ever have any idea the brown m&m was so hot? Now the Van Halen thing makes sense.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I don’t see the evolutionary benefit of a 2:1 male/female sex distribution :thunkher: but M&Ms seem to reproduce successfully…

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also, M&Ms already come in a a diverse set of shapes and sizes. The Yellow M&M is the fat one (peanut).

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

AlbieQuirky posted:

I don’t see the evolutionary benefit of a 2:1 male/female sex distribution :thunkher: but M&Ms seem to reproduce successfully…
We eat their succulent eggs

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What's Orange so anxious about anyways

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanallebach/status/1484170441824555009

drat, I don't think I wanna gently caress the green m&m anymore.

Here's some marketing copy to make you want to hang yourself

I used to deliver pizza in a kinda expensive part of town (the tips weren't better, but the traffic was and it was way less murder-y). Got a delivery for an apartment complex that was literally across the street from the store, a 5 minute walk.

They had a gated entry to the parking lot, and the guy didn't give me a gate code. It was one of those little electronic systems where you could look up the residents by name and it would call them and they'd buzz you in. I couldn't find the guys name, which isn't that weird because if people have a roommate or live with a partner it might be under their name. Out of options, I called the guy on the phone. He said that his name was listed in the directory as "YELLOW MM"

I was not prepared for what I saw when I got to his apartment. A small, one-bedroom, with the front room lined floor to ceiling in M&M merchandise and memorabilia. Posters, cardboard retail displays, clocks, gumball machines, kitchen utensils, etc. Centerpiece of the collection was a 5 foot tall plastic sculpture of the Yellow M&M.

This was 10 years ago, and I still think about the weirdly obsessed M&M enthusiast whenever I see the Yellow M&M in ads.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Shamefully, I don't consume enough advertising to know anything about the blue M&M. His hopes, his dreams, what he stands for in this cockamamie world.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


canyoneer posted:

I used to deliver pizza in a kinda expensive part of town (the tips weren't better, but the traffic was and it was way less murder-y). Got a delivery for an apartment complex that was literally across the street from the store, a 5 minute walk.

They had a gated entry to the parking lot, and the guy didn't give me a gate code. It was one of those little electronic systems where you could look up the residents by name and it would call them and they'd buzz you in. I couldn't find the guys name, which isn't that weird because if people have a roommate or live with a partner it might be under their name. Out of options, I called the guy on the phone. He said that his name was listed in the directory as "YELLOW MM"

I was not prepared for what I saw when I got to his apartment. A small, one-bedroom, with the front room lined floor to ceiling in M&M merchandise and memorabilia. Posters, cardboard retail displays, clocks, gumball machines, kitchen utensils, etc. Centerpiece of the collection was a 5 foot tall plastic sculpture of the Yellow M&M.

This was 10 years ago, and I still think about the weirdly obsessed M&M enthusiast whenever I see the Yellow M&M in ads.

I visited the M&M store in NYC on a whim and I left muttering to myself “who the gently caress wants this poo poo.” Didn’t even buy M&M’s

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Beastie posted:

I visited the M&M store in NYC on a whim and I left muttering to myself “who the gently caress wants this poo poo.” Didn’t even buy M&M’s

Wendi and Lloyd want this poo poo. Hope your scrolling finger is healthy.

http://www.evergreen-co.com/mm/

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lobok posted:

Shamefully, I don't consume enough advertising to know anything about the blue M&M. His hopes, his dreams, what he stands for in this cockamamie world.

"the gay one"

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

QueenAnnesDead posted:

I'm absolutely charmed by the idea of the game scuttling into corners of the dictionary and spitefully choosing its words! But, without even any esoteric guesses, I found myself playing the same game over and over. Basically, if I force it away from the most common vowels with e.g. RAISE, it gets trapped into using U and Y. I played six games in a row just going GUPPY, MUMMY, TUMMY, FUZZY, and on and on. Ran out of fun much quicker than I'd hoped. I'd love for a tweak that makes it more cunning somehow.

[timg] https://imgur.com/a/NR5QCcg [/timg]

Edit: UGH I can't figure out how to embed this using img or timg

You need to link the actual picture and not the album, then remove URL tags. It should look like this

code:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Ls6IuT6.png[/img]

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

AlbieQuirky posted:

I don’t see the evolutionary benefit of a 2:1 male/female sex distribution :thunkher: but M&Ms seem to reproduce successfully…
Mortality rate for M&Ms is high. If they weren't the pampered corporate mascots at least half the Male&Ms would be dead already.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheRealMLandes/status/1483995922145153037

Incredible

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

You need to link the actual picture and not the album, then remove URL tags. It should look like this

code:
[timg]https://i.imgur.com/Ls6IuT6.png[/timg]

Ohh I see now. Thanks a ton!

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
https://twitter.com/shutupmaeve/status/1483838380727279621?s=21

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MichaelMann/status/1484220200668958721

Cool pic

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