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Eventually the owl will hit its predetermined kill limit and shut down.
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Inceltown posted:Professional bowls is serious business. There is an Australian documentary called "Crackerjack" that goes in to a bit of the history and importance of the sport. It just looks like lovely curling.
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You look like lovely Curly
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iwentdoodie posted:It just looks like lovely curling. Can you go get hammered curling in the sun by the ocean barefoot all year round? 
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This is the owl equivalent of when I hoard Arby's Beef'n'Cheddars around my mattress.
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5magyDT2p1qigfjt.mp4
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Aren't there rules against taking a ball down field without dribbling? Like, it makes the sport too dangerous when opponents try to tackle, and it kind of ruins the spirit of the sport?
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Nfcknblvbl posted:Aren't there rules against taking a ball down field without dribbling? Like, it makes the sport too dangerous when opponents try to tackle, and it kind of ruins the spirit of the sport? I imagine at some point someone has kicked another person in the head and said, "What? I was trying to kick the ball."
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Nfcknblvbl posted:Aren't there rules against taking a ball down field without dribbling? Like, it makes the sport too dangerous when opponents try to tackle, and it kind of ruins the spirit of the sport? Maybe this is the indoor soccer equivalent of the Harlem Globtrotters, where it's all flashy moves. Instead of spinning the ball on their finger, this guy let's it ride on his neck. Next, two guys will bat it down the pitch with folding chairs.
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Calculated Calculated Nice save!
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freeedr posted:You look like lovely Curly Plz no Curly Joe shaming
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CzarChasm posted:Maybe this is the indoor soccer equivalent of the Harlem Globtrotters, where it's all flashy moves. Instead of spinning the ball on their finger, this guy let's it ride on his neck. Next, two guys will bat it down the pitch with folding chairs. I present Kerlon, l'otarie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY
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Inceltown posted:Can you go get hammered curling in the sun by the ocean barefoot all year round? You can get hammered doing anything barefoot by the ocean. It's practically encouraged
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Field Mousepad posted:You can get hammered doing anything barefoot by the ocean. It's practically encouraged That's what I tried to explain to the arresting officer.
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Quick, somebody throw a shitfit about the non-union owl.
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ElGroucho posted:I imagine at some point someone has kicked another person in the head and said, "What? I was trying to kick the ball." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nd4GBB1s3s
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Lady Disdain posted:That's what I tried to explain to the arresting officer. He must have been an rear end in a top hat. The worst I ever got on the beach was a ticket Field Mousepad has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jan 18, 2022 |
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Bodacious am, a whole lotta bull over nineteen hundred pounds
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Actually in awe of the size of this lad.
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How in the hell do you ever, ever make that animal do anything it doesn't want to? I can't imagine what it'd take to catch it again.
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Ragnar34 posted:How in the hell do you ever, ever make that animal do anything it doesn't want to? I can't imagine what it'd take to catch it again. The answer is always snacks.
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You can also start with a smaller one and breed it to be yoked af over several centuries.
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Cocaine Bear posted:You can also start with a smaller one and breed it to be yoked af over several centuries. That's a gaur, the largest species of wild bovid. The big bulls can be over 7 feet tall at the shoulder and weigh one and a half tons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur E: largest extant species, there was an extinct species of bison that was likely over 8 feet tall at the shoulder and had a hornspan of over 6 feet and probably weighed up to 2 tons. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Jan 19, 2022 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's a gaur, the largest species of wild bovid. The big bulls can be over 7 feet tall at the shoulder and weigh one and a half tons. B. latifrons is thought to have evolved in midcontinent North America from B. priscus, another prehistoric species of bison that migrated across the Bering Land Bridge between 240,000 and 220,000 years ago.[11][12][13] Why would people not have followed these herds across the Bering strait, there were denisovans and neaderthals in Siberia
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
That's actually the second largest bovid to ever have existed; this one was even bigger.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:E: largest extant species, there was an extinct species of bison that was likely over 8 feet tall at the shoulder and had a hornspan of over 6 feet and probably weighed up to 2 tons. QUACKTASTIC posted:That's actually the second largest bovid to ever have existed; this one was even bigger. 
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QUACKTASTIC posted:That's actually the second largest bovid to ever have existed; this one was even bigger. 
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QUACKTASTIC posted:That's actually the second largest bovid to ever have existed; this one was even bigger.  Lol, let it not be said that SA isn't one of the last bastions of top shelf humor.
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DandyLion posted:
SA is where I developed my masterful 'you're mama' trap, where I tell people who might be pedantic that 'you're mama' and when they correct my grammar i hit them back with "wow correcting my grammar, you really are mom" which not only proves them wrong and foolish, but me in turn correct and shrewd it's a more complex form of my pedant gambit, where you call any old dumb poo poo on the internet pedantic and either they have to pretend they don't know what that words means or they fall for it and correct your usage of pedantic and thereby become a pedant
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BasicLich posted:SA is where I developed my masterful 'you're mama' trap, where I tell people who might be pedantic that 'you're mama' and when they correct my grammar i hit them back with "wow correcting my grammar, you really are mom" which not only proves them wrong and foolish, but me in turn correct and shrewd Pff, yo mamma's trap is my dick.
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tribbledirigible posted:Pff, yo mamma's trap is my dick. 
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BasicLich posted:SA is where I developed my masterful 'you're mama' trap, where I tell people who might be pedantic that 'you're mama' and when they correct my grammar i hit them back with "wow correcting my grammar, you really are mom" which not only proves them wrong and foolish, but me in turn correct and shrewd presuming you came up with this while crammed into a locker
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Sincereley, your grammar nazi
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hahaha we're all dead and gay here
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few pages back people were posting some insane knapped flint/obsidian/quartz have some mayan eccentrics  
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Herstory Begins Now posted:few pages back people were posting some insane knapped flint/obsidian/quartz How would you hold these without slicing your own fingers off?
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Samovar posted:How would you hold these without slicing your own fingers off? I'm guessing that if you're a master knapper, you're going to have something akin to an apprentice or servant or slave whose fingers are far less valuable than your own.
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Samovar posted:How would you hold these without slicing your own fingers off? that's what makes them badass
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Samovar posted:How would you hold these without slicing your own fingers off? probably leather is good enough, it would at least take a while to slice fully through so if you just keep shifting it around you'd be fine
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