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Grey Hunter posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/HmiBI0D I am so glad he included the step of cleaning out the inside. Bit disappointed we didn't see a beautifully prepared dinner before the spectacular diorama.
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I saw a video about how someone rescued a store lobster and now keeps it in his aquarium and BB Lobster made me unreasonably sad.
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Z the IVth posted:I saw a video about how someone rescued a store lobster and now keeps it in his aquarium and BB Lobster made me unreasonably sad. My favorite part was him "wrestling" with the lobster by sticking a long tool into the tank to teach it how to use its claws again.
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That sounds like an excuse you'd give a doctor when they have to remove a lobster claw from your cock
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Amphigory posted:That sounds like an excuse you'd give a doctor when they have to remove a lobster claw from your cock Definitely the wrong tool for the job!
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Z the IVth posted:I saw a video about how someone rescued a store lobster and now keeps it in his aquarium and BB Lobster made me unreasonably sad. That was a good Simpsons episode
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Not completely sure if this belongs here, but dunno where else to share it. I have a "Sir For Scale" like Reaper minis uses. It's a model I drop in to use as a scale reference. It can be so hard to know how big something is against the endless space of the digital build plate in your slicer software.
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Der Waffle Mous posted:also as a battleship that is clearly a strategic lobster
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I just ordered a sabertooth pug from reaper and every picture managed to hide the fact that there's a dog dick and balls lovingly sculpted on it. thats my story thanks for listening.
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This one's just happy to see you
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Mortimer Knag posted:I just ordered a sabertooth pug from reaper and every picture managed to hide the fact that there's a dog dick and balls lovingly sculpted on it. thats my story thanks for listening. I didn't have "anatomically correct sabertooth Pug" on my hobby bingo card. In hindsight seems like an omission.
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Mortimer Knag posted:I just ordered a sabertooth pug from reaper and every picture managed to hide the fact that there's a dog dick and balls lovingly sculpted on it. thats my story thanks for listening. I'm not sure if this is supposed to make you feel better, but I was very surprised that the Blackstone Fortress dog from GW had balls.
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Jan 19, 2022 15:09
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Dogs have balls, it almost feels wrong to take them away. I can see why you'd not want lovingly crafted realistic dog balls on your minis though. But they're just animals, I doubt anybody is getting aroused painting and displaying their anatomically correct sabertooth pugs.
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Jan 19, 2022 15:15
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People who study anatomy enough to sculpt it professionally tend to take it seriously. Weird, I know.
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Kwyndig posted:I doubt anybody is getting aroused painting and displaying their anatomically correct sabertooth pugs.
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The Reaper Bones Kickstart I got had three giant stone dog creatures. They also had genitalia. Sometimes animals have genitals, it's OK. For what it's worth my spouse found it very amusing.
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Why are these always male dogs? Is there no gender equality in the fantasy canine job market?
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 This is from an upcoming kickstarter. Really feeling Broom Wizard.
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I feel like we're past the point where "fun and wacky mental illness" should be acceptable. I know they are parodies, but another one of those things that people are too cavalier about. Let's get back to dog balls.
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Is broom wizard Alan Moore?
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Crackbone posted:Let's get back to dog balls. 
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moths posted:Is broom wizard Alan Moore? Parodies of Ian McKellen/Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, Eleven from Stranger Things and John Wick from John Wick.
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Boo. And mental health as a punchline is a firm pass.
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moths posted:Boo. And mental health as a punchline is a firm pass. Yeah, until we get actual good and healthy depictions of mental health in the mainstream, mockery is never gonna be cool.
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I'll see if I can grab a picture when my wife gets home as I have no camera. But it doesn't really seem like an anatomically correct dog dick, it looks like he has a dog boner running up his stomach. Luckily they threw in a free mini of some underwater woman with her tits and rear end out to go with it.
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Mortimer Knag posted:I'll see if I can grab a picture when my wife gets home as I have no camera. But it doesn't really seem like an anatomically correct dog dick, it looks like he has a dog boner running up his stomach. Luckily they threw in a free mini of some underwater woman with her tits and rear end out to go with it.  
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Mortimer Knag posted:I'll see if I can grab a picture when my wife gets home as I have no camera. But it doesn't really seem like an anatomically correct dog dick, it looks like he has a dog boner running up his stomach. Luckily they threw in a free mini of some underwater woman with her tits and rear end out to go with it. Double down and sculpt a huge hog on that dog
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That doesn't even look like it goes with the rest of the sculpt. Like a coworker stuck it on as a joke and then the model got turned in as finished before they noticed.
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nostrata posted:That doesn't even look like it goes with the rest of the sculpt. Like a coworker stuck it on as a joke and then the model got turned in as finished before they noticed.
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If you poke around reaper's site they've got plenty of horny models, ranging from normal tabletop mini cheesecake and topless maids to a wide variety of fully nude succubi and beast women so players can pick their favorite near-human being and body type. I've also seen downright weird poo poo like a nude woman tied to a spit above a fire. Anatomically correct animals seems almost mild for them. It's just all old metal models that you're not going to find on the shelves of your FLGS or in a Kickstarter being ported over to Bones. Nowadays they seem to limit it to cheesecake, and mostly in the annual Sophie model with the occasional barbarian woman in fur bikini or whatever.
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It's like the RDR2 horse bollocks. Yes, it may be realistic. But why does it need to be there?
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*IMMERSION*
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DressCodeBlue posted:The other dog dick minis are the same way and it's the weirdest loving thing. Yeah it's not even actually anatomically correct so why did they bother
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For the internet lulz and the gametable roffles.
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Samovar posted:It's like the RDR2 horse bollocks. Yes, it may be realistic. But why does it need to be there? It's not like horses' ears have any effect on gameplay, so why not leave the ears out? 
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Sculptors - especially miniature sculptors - are a deranged group of artisans torn between commercial work-for-hire sculpting restrictions and house styles for the bigger production companies. Source: am sculptor
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All of the horses in Warhorse and Hordes are male and are sculpted as to avoid any confusion about that for some loving reason.
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rantmo posted:All of the horses in Warhorse and Hordes are male and are sculpted as to avoid any confusion about that for some loving reason. That's ultimately the biggest thing, is that it's pretty hypocritical. It would be easier to ignore or at least feel less weird if it was just realistically anatomically correct on all the animals, but it's always just males
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Though frankly i also don't want to have a pile of animal genitalia on every calvary sprue either
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