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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Also take a bunch of free crap on the way out from the shelves

# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:51

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Mr. Lobe posted:

Also take a bunch of free crap on the way out from the shelves

No idea what you're talking about, but this is pretty much the only way anyone should go shopping.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:21

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

flavor.flv posted:

Should have quoted. It's what you do immediately after ststying the game in The Good 3D Fallout

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:27

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

you guys know you can just save the game in fallout 3 right before you exit the vault and it gives you the prompt to change your whole character, RIght?

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:35

SimonSays: Aug 4, 2006; Simon is the monkey's name

Hihohe posted:

you guys know you can just save the game in fallout 3 right before you exit the vault and it gives you the prompt to change your whole character, RIght?

Yeah but then you have to play FO3

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:38

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

No idea what you're talking about, but this is pretty much the only way anyone should go shopping.

I take anything that's to the front of the registers. I'm not going back into your store to pay you, gently caress off

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:44

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Hihohe posted:

you guys know you can just save the game in fallout 3 right before you exit the vault and it gives you the prompt to change your whole character, RIght?

Same in 4. And New Vegas for that matter.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:46

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Reynold posted:

I worked as a lab tech at a blood bank 2019-2020 in the labeling room, basically checking and releasing every blood product before it went out the door. When covid hit, we received a MASSIVE influx of donations from concerned citizens. This was a huge red flag, as our donor centers were booking everyone right away and not scheduling people out in a manner that would regulate this new supply. Unfortunately, the lockdowns pretty much put a stop to elective procedures being performed in hospitals, as well as the reduction in vehicle traffic and accidents, drastically reducing the need for blood transfusions. Your donated red cells are good for about 42 days. After 21 days, they're considered "short dated" blood, and hospitals don't want them, as they stand a good chance of expiring on the shelf before use. This all resulted in an absolute shitload of RBCs being discarded, and transfusable plasma products being downgraded and sold off to octapharma. We ran out of blood bags and had to get emergency approval to source a different manufacturer, and we ended up throwing all that poo poo away too.

Most blood banks are non-profits, and part of their mandate is to be "a good custodian of the blood supply." The organization I was a part of definitely hosed that up. People heard about the pandemic and immediately wanted to help, and instead of managing the situation properly and developing new long term donors, the blood center just dropped the ball. The majority of donated blood comes from high schools, btw, and the introduction of online schooling on this level is probably the most brutal hit blood banks have taken in a long time.

This also happened after 9/11 when people all over the country were donating massive amounts of blood that just sat on ice in trucks because our facility's cooler ran out of space and it all had to be trashed.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:52

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

HiroProtagonist posted:

Richard D. James pictured, center.

I appreciated this

# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:37

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Brawnfire posted:

I take anything that's to the front of the registers. I'm not going back into your store to pay you, gently caress off

It's especially cool how Home Depot just has all those free plants and grills out front.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:42

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It's especially cool how Home Depot just has all those free plants and grills out front.

Those are pretty expensive things at most stores, so not sure what they're doing, but I'm all for it!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:46

opengl: Sep 16, 2010

Tim Whatley posted:

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SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 06:43

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

ps Little green dude is here to help lift your math spirits.

PhantomOfTheCopier has a new favorite as of 07:35 on Jan 20, 2022

# ? Jan 20, 2022 07:32

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Android Apocalypse posted:

A guy that will be on the new Moon Knight Disney show suffered the same fate as those mentioned in that meme.

So your meme is that somebody died while skiing today?

# ? Jan 20, 2022 07:44

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

PittTheElder posted:

So your meme is that somebody died while skiing today?

think harder

# ? Jan 20, 2022 07:54

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

# ? Jan 20, 2022 08:01

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Other than for carrying nerve gas, I don't know how fake babies are used.

Hi there Stanley!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 08:07

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

freelop posted:

Hi there Stanley!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 08:30

DoomLazer: Jun 1, 2011

edit: not relevant

DoomLazer has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Jan 20, 2022

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organburner: Apr 10, 2011; This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

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Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

https://twitter.com/an_dy_wand/status/1483854483260162052?s=21

I�m standing in the doorframe of my flat, right at the iron curtain of legislative lunacy: where my left foot stands (in the flat) I can do the penis propeller until my dick falls off , where my right foot is (hallway) this could make me culpable

# ? Jan 20, 2022 11:33

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Reichelt getting dunked on is very satisfying tbh.

e:

I'm standing here in the train, directly at the Iron Curtain of the Corona-Rule-Insanity: Where my left foot is (in the passenger compartment) an unvaccinated person is allowed to eat this snickers, where my right foot stands (Bistro) an unvaccinated person is not allowed to take a bite.

(Restaurants require vaccination, transportation does not)

[Headline from Bild, which Reichelt used to head]
We need secure borders

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 12:00 on Jan 20, 2022

# ? Jan 20, 2022 11:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Come on, all they need to know is "exponential" means "a lot"

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

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cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Data Graham posted:

Come on, all they need to know is "exponential" means "a lot"

Even the .125% APR return on my savings account?

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:40

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:42

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Lemme Get Uhhhhhhhh...... is a fantastic band name, someone should actually be called that

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

theflyingorc posted:

Lemme Get Uhhhhhhhh...... is a fantastic band name, someone should actually be called that

Yeah most of those are kinda lazy but I fuckin love that one

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:08

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lets do it, lets loving subvert this tired meme, im ready

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

`Nemesis posted:

I�ll assume The Moldy Bois does musical adaptations of Jon Bois videos. They�d have entire concept albums about the Seattle Mariners, Atlanta Falcons, and people named Bob.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:26

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

cult_hero posted:

Even the .125% APR return on my savings account?

Look at this lucky bastard whose bank of twenty years hasn't been sold twice and interest subsequently reduced twice without announcement in the last two years to 0.01%. During 7% inflation. When 13-week tbills are higher. :smugdon: