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Mx. posted:AITA for kicking my sister's husband out of my house because of what he did? Wonder if the sister realized that husband is gonna start loving around before her tombstone is even delivered.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Yes, that's the reason: Honestly I'm pretty glad that rule is in place, given that allowing stories about violence would be an invitation to all the worst redditors to come explain why the victims (particularly women) actually had it coming
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Jan 21, 2022 02:11
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AITA for refusing to go to my dads house on the weekends after i found out he throws bdsm parties at his house?quote:Before i start i know this sounds bad but hear me out. Also i have posted on here before. One last thing, i am dyslexic so excuse any mistakes. No kid, it doesn't sound bad at all.
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Jan 21, 2022 02:14
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My girlfriend poo poo on my bed and ghostedquote:She was drunk (not blackout) and we were having sex, she did it and started sobbing and claimed she thought it was only a fart. quote:INFO: how long were you together and how did you initially react to her? quote:It’s been 8 months and I don’t remember exactly, probably something like “what happened it smells like poo poo”
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Jan 21, 2022 02:31
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Lmao, that would be mortifying but come on it'll be fine
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Jan 21, 2022 02:34
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As someone with Crohn’s that is my literal worst nightmare
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Jan 21, 2022 02:36
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“I Thought It Was a Fart” needs to be an 80s power ballad.
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Jan 21, 2022 02:37
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Here I lie, broken hearted. She took a poo poo when she thought she’d farted.
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Jan 21, 2022 02:45
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Splicer posted:I have a rescue chicken that doesn't understand being shoved. Literally does not comprehend the concept. Try to push her out of the way and she stands there yelling at you for inexplicably pressing her until you give up or she loses her balance. Multiple times I've tried to shove her out of my way and she's rolled completely over my foot into the exact place she started in, yelling the whole time. chickens are great. mine don't understand that they have to give me space when i'm walking around or i will stand on them. i'm constantly standing on their feet. they don't care. they have to be as close as physically possible in case i spontaneously manifest food AITA for telling my ex to stop giving my daughter lunch money quote:I have a daughter, Emily (16f) with my ex. She chose to live with my ex and his wife and kids the majority of the time because she has to share her room with her step sister Laura (15) at my house.
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Jan 21, 2022 03:00
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dog nougat posted:Nah I mean gently caress your sister and bil in the proverbial sense. Not like go gently caress the dude's coworker. Oh, i was qft there boss, were 100% on the same page I was pointing out the absurdity in fuckfaces pitch
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Jan 21, 2022 03:12
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AITA for telling my husband's female friend "He might be your best friend but you're not his"?quote:Long story short my husband has one of those female friends, I'll call her Sarah. Her and I get along fine, but every once in awhile she'll make a comment or sit a little too close or touch him a lot, or compete with me on how close the are, or how well she knows him. She's one in a big group of about 11 friends. I've talked to my husband about her several times but it's so many added up micro-actions that it's hard to tell her off for one singular thing, without looking crazy.
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Jan 21, 2022 03:14
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my husband's female friend "He might be your best friend but you're not his"? Love the decorum-poisoned people saying "Well, they'd just think the BFF caused a scene if you just stayed quiet, now they think you BOTH caused a scene!"
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Jan 21, 2022 03:29
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The new cereal for Millennials, Frosty "ooo's" On the box are 2 women, one angry and one sobbing, as a crowd of anthropomorphic frosted cheerios look at each other uncomfortably.
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Jan 21, 2022 03:34
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I'm angry jealous at my sisters engagement.quote:My sister (30F) just got engaged. Her fiance (35M) took her on a vacation, picked out her ring she wanted, got down on one knee, and gave this most romantic little tangent about being meant for each other. Exactly what she deserves. She knew ahead of time that he was proposing bc she found the ring and I was so excited with her!
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Jan 21, 2022 03:36
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Mx. posted:I'm angry jealous at my sisters engagement. Sorry lady, he’ll never marry you. Get a custody order and make sure you get every dime of child support you are due.
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Jan 21, 2022 04:01
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my husband's female friend "He might be your best friend but you're not his"? That’s a line that deserves a spicy “ooOo”
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Jan 21, 2022 04:35
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Brawnfire posted:If someone war-models BUT has every faction and not just Nazis, breathe a sigh of relief. You can't fathom the bullet you never had to dodge. For sure! I've seen both sides of this. Had a buddy in college who loved WW2 aircraft, and made models. As a gift I gave him this old F6 Hellcat (US WW2 plane) model that I had never built. Eventually I went to his house for a keg party and I asked to see his model collection. I went up there and it was ALL Japanese stuff from WW2 and the Hellcat was still in the box, a year later. We knew he loved Japan because he was a big anime guy too but this was pretty on the nose. He even told me I could take my Hellcat back because it 'didn't fit'. Yikes. A different friend of mine had a real sensitive girlfriend. We were playing the boardgame Axis and Allies and I volunteered to be Germany (they start with lots of tanks!). She gave me the side eye and said no one should 'want' to be the Nazis. Then during the game I lost my battleship and slammed the table yelling 'Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!' like Hitler in Inglourious Basterds and she demanded I apologize for making light of the Nazis. Making fun of Nazis is cool and good and I'll take Mel Brooks word for it.
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Jan 21, 2022 04:48
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Brawnfire posted:Nothing replaces the love and support of a mother, who knows what you're going through I always wondered if those Gay Conversion camps were just full on orgies after lights out. Let's get a bunch of horny teens together who are all into boys and take away all other distractions. Surely this will work!
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Jan 21, 2022 04:51
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With the Japanese WW2 stuff, he's as likely to be a weeaboo as he is a fascist. But there's plenty of Japanese revanchism over WW2 so you can't really rule out the fascism.
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Jan 21, 2022 04:51
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Mr. Grapes! posted:I always wondered if those Gay Conversion camps were just full on orgies after lights out. Let's get a bunch of horny teens together who are all into boys and take away all other distractions. Surely this will work! This is kinda the plot of 'But I'm a Cheerleader'
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Jan 21, 2022 04:53
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empty sea posted:The fiancée is incredible for forgiving this because I wouldn't, I would never speak to or be in the same room with those people ever again. My god, she should be so lucky that he has the spine to throw them all out immediately. I can't even imagine how insanely cruel and hurtful that was for her. Yeah imagine what the sister would get up to if she ever heard about a miscarriage.
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Jan 21, 2022 04:55
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sure okay posted:The new cereal for Millennials, Frosty "ooo's" So...  ...this?
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Mr. Grapes! posted:I always wondered if those Gay Conversion camps were just full on orgies after lights out. Let's get a bunch of horny teens together who are all into boys and take away all other distractions. Surely this will work! im sure they have people watch them while they sleep to prevent moral impurity. never underestimate the depths to which religious shitheads will stoop ---- my [18F] boyfriend [18M] would rather rather watch pornography than have sex with me quote:he is very affectionate and we spend most of our days together. he says he doesn't have a high sex drive but watches pornography and masturbates almost daily when i'm gone. he used to initiate but now he doesn't bother at all. i was on his computer one night and i saw that he went on pornhub right after taking me home one night. it makes me incredibly insecure... he complains about women that wear a lot of makeup and that are "slutty" yet he has no problem watching these same women on the hub. he watches whatever he has complained about. he wants me to be the mother of his children but watches nothing but stepmom and milf pornography. maybe he can't see me in a sexual way anymore.
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Jan 21, 2022 04:58
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[Indiana] Is it illegal to own and operate a medieval siege device?quote:I realize that this sounds ridiculous, and it is.
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Jan 21, 2022 05:02
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keep punching joe posted:AITA for not liking Indian food? I loving hate this guy and everyone like him. There are shitloads of non-spicy Indian food. This motherfucker extols the virtues of tacos but thinks the entirety of Indian food is gonna burn his widdle sphincter? She's even willing to cook 2 separate meals each time? One day hopefully he will be old and look back on this with dismay. Story Time: I did a year abroad in university in Japan. I stayed with a host family. They had a bunch of kids, including a daughter my own age. Previously she had just done 1 year in the US at a school in the Mid-West. There she joined the Japanese Club and met a weeb who became her boyfriend like a week before she left. So they had been maintaining a long distance relationship for almost a year and then he went to go visit them RIGHT before I arrived for my own extended stay. Our visits overlapped by like 3 days. During my 'welcome dinner' they cooked a big elaborate feast and he sat there eating delivery pizza. I tucked into every dish and asked for seconds and it was all absolutely amazing. The Japanese are very polite and wouldn't say anything directly but I could see that I had won a crushing victory. The little kids in the family told me later that of the 2 weeks he spent there that he ate only fast food for every single meal, with the exception of ramen which he tolerated. Within a week the whole family was openly encouraging the daughter to dump this guy and get with me. So, thank you to the picky manbabies out there for helping me get laid.
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teen witch posted:[Indiana] Is it illegal to own and operate a medieval siege device? lol, but the dad is probably fine legally (unless he actually hits something that isn't his). Hell, in my state 10 acres is the minimum to be allowed to fire guns on a property - there is no way a homemade trebuchet is dangerous at a distance even approaching where a bullet will kill someone.
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Jan 21, 2022 05:12
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teen witch posted:[Indiana] Is it illegal to own and operate a medieval siege device? Imagine being such a buzzkill narc that when you hear your dad is building a trebuchet on 10 acres (!) of land your only thoughts are how to ruin it for him rather than offer to help or provide him a list of things it would be fun to hurl. (A trebuchet has an effective range of about 900 feet. The dad's got about 450,000 feet of land. Let your dad have fun.
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Jan 21, 2022 05:13
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Mr. Grapes! posted:I loving hate this guy and everyone like him. There are shitloads of non-spicy Indian food. This motherfucker extols the virtues of tacos but thinks the entirety of Indian food is gonna burn his widdle sphincter? She's even willing to cook 2 separate meals each time? One day hopefully he will be old and look back on this with dismay. When I lived in Japan a British guy came to the next town over teach English as a replacement for an American gal that got homesick and left. The regional head of the private company that was filling the slot for the BOE invites this guy to his house for dinner and introduced him to his 20year old daughter. Then he said, “There was a problem with the housing and we will get you an apartment next Monday.” The next Friday the manager called him up and said, “Would you like to take my daughter on a date tomorrow? I think it would be a good idea for you. I’ll set something up.” Within a year they were married and she was pregnant. What is it with Japanese dads and trying to set their daughters up with foreigners?
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Jan 21, 2022 05:32
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teen witch posted:[Indiana] Is it illegal to own and operate a medieval siege device? This person is aware they live in America, right? Where their dad could rightfully own a machine gun?
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Jan 21, 2022 05:38
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"Oh god! That was embarrassing and gross! I'm so sorry!" "Uh. Yeah. But it's okay! Can we...can we just clean this up and pretend it never happened and move on?" "Alright. Sorry..." "It's okay." *The couple cleans up the poo poo on the bed or the inexplicable brown toilet paper smeared on the wall of the bathroom (what the gently caress was the story behind that??!! I still really want to know!) or whatever mess one of them has created due to a mental or physical health problem* *As they are going to bed* "Whew. I still want to say I'm sorry-" "Seriously it's fine. If we ever have kids they'll create situations that are ten times grosser and we won't even remember this. In the morning let's just talk about why you did that really gross thing. We'll figure out if it was a physiological or psychological response and we'll work from there." And no sudden ghosting was necessary, even though the couple still broke up because dude couldn't stop smearing his poop in the walls of the bathroom.
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Jan 21, 2022 06:20
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my ex to stop giving my daughter lunch money "I have a daughter, Emily (16f) with my ex... has to share her room with her step sister Laura (15) at my house" 
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Jan 21, 2022 06:47
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"I have a daughter, Emily (16f) with my ex... has to share her room with her step sister Laura (15) at my house" ??? Stepsister, not half sister.
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Jan 21, 2022 06:53
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Batterypowered7 posted:??? Stepsister, not half sister. Huh, I misunderstood. Oh, well, still a bad idea to force teens to share a room, I was willing to move into a smaller room in the house just to have my own when I was a tene.
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Jan 21, 2022 07:03
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Huh, I misunderstood. Oh, well, still a bad idea to force teens to share a room, I was willing to move into a smaller room in the house just to have my own when I was a tene. I'd say it's especially bad with a stepsister because that's basically a stranger!
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AITA for wanting my sister to pay me back for the cans her kids stole from my shed?quote:This happened yesterday. When I came home from work I noticed my shed door was open and the padlock that I used to keep it shut was broken. And I had a LOT of bags full of soda cans in there. I tend to drink a lot of soda, so I've built up a lot of cans. And I was going to cash them in at the bottle drop soon. There was more than just my cans missing from the shed too. I was missing some gardening tools, a machete, and a gas can. I went to check my security cameras and early in the morning right after I left for work I saw my three nephews break into my shed using a hammer to smash the lock, and taking the cans, as well as the other stuff. I called my sister and she and her husband denied their kids did it. Till I showed up at their house with the footage from my cameras. quote:My nephews have already been banned from my house for prior thefts quote:My sister and BIL have always given me flak when their kids stole from me. When I wanted the stolen stuff back they always acted like I was a jerk and then made their kids give me the fakest apologies I've ever heard. quote:Yeah I'm pretty sure they steal from other people in the area too. They were accused many times. But I'm the only one who's been able to prove it thus far.
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Jan 21, 2022 07:16
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Mr. Grapes! posted:For sure! This reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend saw me playing Battlefield One (the one set in WWI) and told me that as a Jew she didn't feel comfortable that I was playing a game where I was pretending to be a German soldier.
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Jan 21, 2022 07:33
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oh hey there's updates to "im gonna get a cat and feed it vegan food" roomie AITA for stopping my roommate from being able to adopt a cat? quote:My roommate is vegan and wanted to adopt a cat. She bought pretty much everything she needs and I was fine with it. I have a dog so why can't she have a cat? Then an order came for cat food. It was a brand called VeganPet. She was planning to feed the cat vegan dry food. UPDATE: AITA for stopping my roommate from being able to adopt a cat quote:So to start I took my roommate and the cat to the vet on Monday like you all told me to do. The poor kitten is tiny and he was covered in fleas and very weak. My vet said he had an infection and just in a really bad way. So he stayed at the vets until Wednesday. cat: 
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teen witch posted:[Indiana] Is it illegal to own and operate a medieval siege device? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhEqDFHnRk
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AITA for how I'm handling splitting the bills?quote:I (28M) own my own home. It's an older home, so it had really bad insulation when I bought it, so my electric bills were really high. I had an efficiency guy come out and set up a plan of where to insulate and got it taken care of. Now, at this same time, my gf (32F) moved in with me. Originally, she offered to help pay the mortgage as well as split the bills. The thing is, the house came with one of those moveable ventless gas fireplaces that I was using as supplemental heat before my gf moved in and it worked pretty well. She wanted to get rid of it because since it was old and gas it freaked her out, and she thought it was just about the ugliest thing she's ever seen (she wasn't wrong, it was ugly).
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