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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I hope they are both on a much larger cat.

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Thorbeef
Jul 24, 2007
A few spins on the roulette awarded me this

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

credburn posted:

I spend way too much time refreshing Imgur Roulette. What is this game that keeps popping up, it looks like Grand Theft Auto 3 but is mostly in Russian and seems to be largely about doing actual jobs like driving taxis and then paying electric bills?

Anyway, this came up and gave me a giggle. What are the things sticking out of his arm? Is that RAM?



Seriously considering looking through Etsy to see if someone makes a keyboard scabbard

Yeah a lot of russians and I think south americans still play the old GTA multiplayer mods. Honestly they're probably better than GTA online, at least they don't have shark cards afaik.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Weren't people getting child porn the last time there was an Imgur roulette thread?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





This one definitely showed me MLP porn within ten clicks.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

This one definitely showed me MLP porn within ten clicks.

I decided to count and while it wasn’t mlp or anything gross yeah it took 9 refreshes to get porn.

Not like “oh it’s a topless woman” stuff that would be OK on Cinemax either. No bullshit, explicit image of a sex act, porn.

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
im not getting porn, it took me like fifty clicks to even see anything close.

lots of video game assets, foreign language memes, and chud political cartoons, though.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I never get anything weird or gross when i do imgur roulette stuff. It's always just screenshots of spanish message boards, that monopoly guy, and blurry photos of food


E: just got goatse! First time ive seen goatse outside the forums in years

Bismuth has a new favorite as of 14:42 on Jan 21, 2022

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I got Moon Moon.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
I mostly got broken links, by a wide margin.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Are there still a lot of Russian multiplayer GTA screen shots?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
18 clicks to vanilla porn

nothing horrifying

35clicks to anything remotely interesting or funny






edit: just saw a horrific gore picture, I'm out

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I got a distressing warning from the other side of the pail, speaking of a hellish terror spilled into our dimension from the depth of chthonic darkness. Grotesque, nightmarish creatures preparing for an invasion, led by monstrous generals, chanting a sickening battle march in a forbidden language. As a I saw their hideous faces, I clicked next, and it was porn.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scratch Monkey posted:

Are there still a lot of Russian multiplayer GTA screen shots?

So it would seem.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Chloe Jessica posted:

im not getting porn, it took me like fifty clicks to even see anything close.
drat soerry to hear that

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
We had a random imgur thread a while ago. It developed some fun and weird memes because a couple things were posted thousands of times apparently (monopoly guy, Spanish forum signatures, and some woman with a distinct name), but we all ended up hitting landmines of uncensored literal child porn and death/dismemberment

Don't do random imgur.

This isn't a joke or a meme - unless you've been trained to see the worst of the worst and have a trauma counselor on retainer, don't do it (and yes, we submitted plenty of fbi tips)

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

jesus WEP posted:

drat soerry to hear that

i wasn't looking for porn lol, if i was i would just go to a porn site

ironically enough, i was refreshing the page to find an image to post, and on the way to finding one i actually did get porn lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cool art thing



I hit more Russian GTA screenshots. It’s everywhere.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I got a my little pony giving birth. Quitting now because there's no topping that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I got a my little pony giving birth. Quitting now because there's no topping that.

you're not even going to share the link?


so we can all..... laugh... at it

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
drat it's mostly just boring poo poo. Eventually got a few things that made me chuckle




This one I'm more just confused by than anything. It's some sort of weird looking gameshow, but why is this woman sitting in a plexiglass stand covered with fruit on a sandy floor or something?

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Sentient Data posted:

We had a random imgur thread a while ago. It developed some fun and weird memes because a couple things were posted thousands of times apparently (monopoly guy, Spanish forum signatures, and some woman with a distinct name), but we all ended up hitting landmines of uncensored literal child porn and death/dismemberment

Don't do random imgur.

This isn't a joke or a meme - unless you've been trained to see the worst of the worst and have a trauma counselor on retainer, don't do it (and yes, we submitted plenty of fbi tips)

Yeah, this. I discovered a website that loads multiple random imgur images and tiles them in an endless scroll, and spent quite a while just browsing hundreds of thousands of images.

It was a mistake.

I got real accustomed to the one dude with a huge open gash across his entire cheek. It must've been uploaded thousands of times because i came across it way too often, so often that i eventually checked the image URLs and they were different every time, not the RNG spazzing out.
Then there's the weird 4-panel image of what looks like some teacher lady in "this is an office photo" and "these are her leaked nudes" variety paneled together in what i've started suspecting is some kind of revenge/shaming stint. She comes up waaay too often as well, more often than slash-cheeks.
But still not as often as that one picture of the nude girl on her bed with a laptop, holding up a single sheet of paper with "hi babe x" written on it. I'd wager if you hit the random button on a site like a hundred times, your odds are like fifty-fifty you'll see her. Sometimes the text is slightly different, but the picture is always the same.

All of that is the tame stuff. But every time you hit the button, you run the small but very real risk of seeing the charred and headless and limbless naked torso of a woman, or a gif of a prisoner's head being cut off with a chainsaw, or a picture of four dudes holding down a naked woman to let her bleed out from a slit throat over a steel grate, or maybe just a naked toddler splattered with sperm.
(These are all things i've come across within the last month, so that poo poo is still out there)

It's not worth it for the few funny pictures you might come across.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




:staredog::wtf:


Edit:VV Good call.

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Jan 21, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Yeah uh, I'm not usually one for like saying this, but can we get back to funny pictures? That's imagery I never needed in my head ever, thanks and now I need to brain bleach hardcore


see funny pictures like this! God stone! Funny!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the funniest picture in the world according to bing image search:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Carthag Tuek posted:

the funniest picture in the world according to bing image search:



Latvia's always been an underrated comedy gold mine.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carthag Tuek posted:

the funniest picture in the world according to bing image search:



Breastfeeding tutorial after Google removes “dislike” button

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

dog nougat posted:


This one I'm more just confused by than anything. It's some sort of weird looking gameshow, but why is this woman sitting in a plexiglass stand covered with fruit on a sandy floor or something?



GIS says it comes from this video clip. The clip raises more questions than it answers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKdXOYflVyI

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





DeadBonesBrook posted:

GIS says it comes from this video clip. The clip raises more questions than it answers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKdXOYflVyI

I was hoping the clip would show what they do with the weird looking phones, but alas, that mystery remains.

edit: A little research reveals that this was a prank phone call show, so that is ostensibly what the phones were for I guess. I am not sure why they have a singing bit in this clip.

https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libero_(programma_televisivo)


More info, the sand is because :

"Circular studio, audience positioned as in an arena and sand deposited on the ground. “ I liked the idea of ​​a barefoot show, I wanted a cockfighting atmosphere, with dirt all over the place ,” Giovanni Benincasa , author of a thousand broadcasts who followed Libero since its conception , reveals to TvBlog ."

From this article: https://www.tvblog.it/post/1697131/libero-mammucari-benincasa-intervista

IncredibleIgloo has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Jan 21, 2022

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

Thorbeef posted:

A few spins on the roulette awarded me this



when you need more Wordles

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Received this chud bait a little while ago.




For those not in the US: There is no 2022 census.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

AFewBricksShy posted:

:staredog::wtf:


Edit:VV Good call.

Wtf I was looking this up and saw Louis Anderson also died.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

HenryEx posted:

Yeah, this. I discovered a website that loads multiple random imgur images and tiles them in an endless scroll, and spent quite a while just browsing hundreds of thousands of images.

It was a mistake.

I got real accustomed to the one dude with a huge open gash across his entire cheek. It must've been uploaded thousands of times because i came across it way too often, so often that i eventually checked the image URLs and they were different every time, not the RNG spazzing out.
Then there's the weird 4-panel image of what looks like some teacher lady in "this is an office photo" and "these are her leaked nudes" variety paneled together in what i've started suspecting is some kind of revenge/shaming stint. She comes up waaay too often as well, more often than slash-cheeks.
But still not as often as that one picture of the nude girl on her bed with a laptop, holding up a single sheet of paper with "hi babe x" written on it. I'd wager if you hit the random button on a site like a hundred times, your odds are like fifty-fifty you'll see her. Sometimes the text is slightly different, but the picture is always the same.

All of that is the tame stuff. But every time you hit the button, you run the small but very real risk of seeing the charred and headless and limbless naked torso of a woman, or a gif of a prisoner's head being cut off with a chainsaw, or a picture of four dudes holding down a naked woman to let her bleed out from a slit throat over a steel grate, or maybe just a naked toddler splattered with sperm.
(These are all things i've come across within the last month, so that poo poo is still out there)

It's not worth it for the few funny pictures you might come across.

:shepicide:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



stop talking about gore poo poo wtf


the least funny picture in the world according to bing image search:

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1484536850001846273?s=20

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
So much k-pop and Russian GTA

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

credburn posted:

What is this game that keeps popping up, it looks like Grand Theft Auto 3 but is mostly in Russian and seems to be largely about doing actual jobs like driving taxis and then paying electric bills?
Those aren't screenshots, that's just what life in Russia looks like

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


My main takeaway from a few spins of that imgur roulette is that more memes than i expected have the n-word in them

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



credburn posted:

I spend way too much time refreshing Imgur Roulette. What is this game that keeps popping up, it looks like Grand Theft Auto 3 but is mostly in Russian and seems to be largely about doing actual jobs like driving taxis and then paying electric bills?

is it one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhna7nYJZno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l68NxIZda10

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