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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Aidan_702 posted:

This is not UKMT but I did have to post it.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2022/0121/1275143-dead-mans-pension/

Please read because within eight seconds it turns from generic fraud into :wtc:

I really shouldn't laugh at this, and yet

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Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Are Irish pensions millions of Euros or something? How long did they think they could keep that scheme going?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

ThomasPaine posted:

I shouldn't have laughed as hard at this poo poo as I did lmao

Banking at Bernie's

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Wasn't there a film with some sort of Irish scam like that about 20-30 years ago?
Now I shall have to google instead of getting on with the housework.
:bahgawd:


Ed: Waking Ned - he won the lottery but they found him dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waking_Ned

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 21, 2022

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Wasn't there a film with some sort of Irish scam like that about 20-30 years ago?
Now I shall have to google instead of getting on with the housework.
:bahgawd:


Ed: Waking Ned - he won the lottery but they found him dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waking_Ned
Jfc I remember that

Remembering that feels weird. Apparently I was a child once.

hosed up if true

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

feedmegin posted:

What, like 'rubric'? ;)

(I've only ever seen it on exam papers)

Rubric makes me assume you like warhams.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Calm down Ahriman.

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK


(Is that a diaeresis or an umlaut) should it not be on the second vowel?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Bobstar posted:

Reminds me of when I learned that our Irish installers pronounce "earthed" with 2 syllables, to rhyme with "flirted". I love the many Englishes that there are and not just because it makes the gammons apoplectic
My partner's Irish and "film" is always a two-syllable word, it's great

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


There's an extremely nice gaming YouTuber called Micky D with a thick Irish accent and he also pronounces film with two syllables. He's played a lot of licensed movie games, so it comes up a lot. I recommend him.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also very good for morrowind memes.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

OwlFancier posted:

Also very good for morrowind memes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILAzFQODFBo still the best

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


https://youtu.be/l83vT2svg3g

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

Everything this person puts out is unironically a jam.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

Everything this person puts out is unironically a jam.

Back when the Elder Scrolls digital CCG was still a thing, this got played on some streamer's channels multiple times a day.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They genuinely are really musically talented, like the instrumentals would make actual really solid songs and then they just decide to make elder scrolls shitposts with them instead, it's great. Except the lyrics are also really funny and well written.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Church Ladyboy posted:

(Is that a diaeresis or an umlaut) should it not be on the second vowel?

Yeah i hosed up, but I only do it to annoy people anyway so maybe that adds an extra layer of annoyance?

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
I’m half English half Irish and had a mother who would never allow me to pronounce Film with two syllables. I’m generally of the Irish side of things but I will never accept “yo-gurt”. It is “yog-urt”

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


A few years ago some American family friends came to visit, after having travelled around a bunch of the UK already. They kept referring to Bath, as in the town, with what they considered the correct pronunciation, being as they’d heard, “baahth”, but in an extremely tortured American accent. I had to explain to them that the town is named after the baths there, and they should just pronounce it however they would say “bath”.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Nobody should pronounce it baaarth on the principle that that is a terrible way to say bath.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jamiesmart/status/1484574028459384833

TBF this is how I think people should react to anyone wearing a top hat now. At best they're a magician (or, as Sam Delaney calls them, a hand-liar), and at worst they're an Etonian.

(It's possible there might be an Etonian magician out there and if so I hope to plummet from a cliff while locked in battle with them)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What is the charge, wearing a hat? A silken cylindrical hat?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Btw if anyone is still denying Trump is demented, go look up any of his call-in guest spots on that one American talk show. Was it Letterman? He used to be able to sound coherent and intelligent. Man's brain is melting out of his ears.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

OwlFancier posted:

What is the charge, wearing a hat? A silken cylindrical hat?

Gentlemen, this is haberdashery manifest.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

What is the charge, wearing a hat? A silken cylindrical hat?

Clearly making women faint is breach of the peace, surprised they didn't deport this scallywag to Australia.

1970s punks wish they could've gotten half the reaction of this guys dumb hat

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Rory Stewart is on the brink of going full Joker

quote:

Boris Johnson is a terrible prime minister and a worse human being[...] Yet, knowing this, the majority of Conservative MPs, and party members, still voted for him to be prime minister. He is not, therefore, an aberration, but a product of a system that will continue to produce terrible politicians long after he is gone.

So what shall we do Rory?

https://www.ft.com/content/dec2e1ed-d827-41de-a827-b9d7fbf06fd0

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah i hosed up, but I only do it to annoy people anyway so maybe that adds an extra layer of annoyance?

It irked me enough to post about it, so great success!

Crayfish
May 7, 2009

jiggerypokery posted:

Rory Stewart is on the brink of going full Joker

So what shall we do Rory?

https://www.ft.com/content/dec2e1ed-d827-41de-a827-b9d7fbf06fd0

Suicide

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Rory's a strange one: he's smart enough to see that our system is flawed and he has this sense of honour that means he feels like he should be doing something about it, but at the same time he's always been part of that system and can't quite bring himself to let go of it.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiesmart/status/1484574028459384833

TBF this is how I think people should react to anyone wearing a top hat now. At best they're a magician (or, as Sam Delaney calls them, a hand-liar), and at worst they're an Etonian.

(It's possible there might be an Etonian magician out there and if so I hope to plummet from a cliff while locked in battle with them)
Not to ruin it, but that article's probably a Victorian era joke/fabrication.

The modern day point still stands though.

1965917
Oct 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/EveryCountry/status/1484086964303417346

Lol. Lmao.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009


I think that's 6km longer than last week. :sickos:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pistol_Pete posted:

Rory's a strange one: he's smart enough to see that our system is flawed and he has this sense of honour that means he feels like he should be doing something about it, but at the same time he's always been part of that system and can't quite bring himself to let go of it.

That's a lot of words to say "he's a liberal" & then post the causes are very good tweet

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Why is Terry Christian the first tag?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I don't think the government have the specific power to go around turning off traffic cameras :rolleyes:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
^^^ doesnt mean they arent doing it

Failed Imagineer posted:

Why is Terry Christian the first tag?



Sorry dunno how to put the actual tweet here, when I tried it said I was blocked from somethingawful

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

forkboy84 posted:

That's a lot of words to say "he's a liberal" & then post the causes are very good tweet

Wonder if this spy who’s had training on how to deal with and exploit fracturing power bases in volatile regions is somehow being honest in his assessments

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Trying to apply for a UK passport for my newborn and lmao this is some bullshit they make you jump through. Apart from the usual documents and photos they require somebody (not family) to verify the child's identity. That person must be a UK national and live in the UK - somewhat tricky for us, as many of our friends are EU nationals, but fair enough. But they also must be employed in an approved profession, and the list looks like it was last updated in the 1960s:

https://www.gov.uk/confirm-identity-online-for-passport-application

Might as well just put up a sign saying 'no poors and foreigners please'

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Total Meatlove posted:

Wonder if this spy who’s had training on how to deal with and exploit fracturing power bases in volatile regions is somehow being honest in his assessments

How do you know so much about forkboy84?

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