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fermun posted:in addition, jimmy carter, is 5'10" tall, look at the comparison of biden's height vs. jimmy carter's height still the funniest political photo from the post-trump era why are they so fukken small????
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fermun posted:this is definitely true because the new york times ran a story about biden and hamburgers today and used this image: I read this prediction but it was about Obama not Biden.
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They were saying Build Back Bigger the whole time. We weren't listening.
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But is Jesus rated נVC or better?
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Is he making out with the tiny Jesus or blowing him?
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gandlethorpe posted:Is he making out with the tiny Jesus or blowing him? It's just a little Jesus head
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I'm traumatized by you pointing this out. Do better.
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I lose it every time I see this picture lmao
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What is the energy of this photo? Lynch? Harmony Korine? John Waters?
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porfiria posted:What is the energy of this photo? Lynch? Harmony Korine? John Waters? Ames room
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porfiria posted:What is the energy of this photo? Lynch? Harmony Korine? John Waters? Joe Dante
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12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to? There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm. Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world. Aeroplanes don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere.. One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven. Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar pa,nel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire. I’m starting to wish the Muslims were back. We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their guns,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our guns away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife! It’s long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb…
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PMC ghouls could travel to the midwest to write NYT thinkpieces about trump voters until the heat death of the universe and still never reach the level of political insight of this meme Adjectivist Philosophy has issued a correction as of 14:34 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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Hello from the gas chamber!
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Paladinus posted:It's right here, in this ornate chest. Remember to check the chain orientation. A strong 2-hand attack is a perfect opener
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/Nautivic/status/1484951200084627457?t=rG83iw9wLyeVS6GNSSY5ag&s=19 There’s something that’s just really fascinating about that photo. It looks like she’s wearing a Halloween mask. What was going through her head when she looked at that and thought yes this is the perfect angle. I love it
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/Nautivic/status/1484951200084627457?t=rG83iw9wLyeVS6GNSSY5ag&s=19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ
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who the gently caress is that Richard d James looking lady
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I absolutely do not remember this lol https://twitter.com/feedbaguser/status/1485299793404612608
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500 good dogs posted:I absolutely do not remember this lol Faceboo Korea
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