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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't want furniture that's annoying to move around, and I've never understood the purpose of fancy dinnerware, it wasn't a thing in our house as far as I recall. I have a deep-seated hatred for fancy pottery dishes because my mother both loved good (and very expensive) pottery, insisted on eating meals out of it, *and* would act like it was the end of the world when one of the pottery dishes inevitably got chipped or broke from use and washing. She really loved eating out of the handcrafted pottery bowls, and even insisted that food tasted better out of them. Which is fine. A huge part of enjoying a meal is probably psychosomatic anyway. It was just annoying that she'd loose her poo poo whenever she'd notice a crack on one of those bowls or when one of them would dramatically break in the sink, and me and my dad would get an endless tongue-lashing about how we could have been more careful and not broken the precious and expensive pottery. Eating off fancy dishes is fine and fun, you've just got to accept that things are going to get chipped and broken from use. *Or* just buy cheep ceramic and glass stuff like I do these days.
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Piell posted:AITA for bringing up a problem with my gf’s friend? Has not yet convinced him to leave his wife.
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing my wife's requests to hurl in the toilet? What the hell is physically wrong with this guy that "cleanup is tougher" when throwing up in a toilet instead of a sink. Does it just spray out of his mouth in all directions so he needs a wider basin? Is it just pure liquid/bile so he doesn't have to worry about chunks?
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wizardofloneliness posted:What the hell is physically wrong with this guy that "cleanup is tougher" when throwing up in a toilet instead of a sink. Does it just spray out of his mouth in all directions so he needs a wider basin? Is it just pure liquid/bile so he doesn't have to worry about chunks? wonder if he just stands over the toilet and lets loose so there's splashing and spraying
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mediaphage posted:wonder if he just stands over the toilet and lets loose so there's splashing and spraying Some people briefly pass out when they vomit fully bent over. Vagus nerve or some poo poo. I think he should just vomit in the garbage.It seems like a reasonable middle ground.
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coronatae posted:What if he throws up into the fine china At one point in my life I was sitting on the toilet blasting out my rear end and leaning forward so I could simultaneously vomit into the sink.
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This is why it's important to have a little trashcan with a plastic liner (hell, just an old grocery bag) near the toilet. For the real hard times. My partner was baffled by my obsession with keeping liners in all bathroom trashcans until I got crazy loving food poisoning and spared our bathroom floor from a very bad time. Puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eye 
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The Lone Badger posted:At one point in my life I was sitting on the toilet blasting out my rear end and leaning forward so I could simultaneously vomit into the sink. This has never happened to me. I hope it doesn't at home because we only have one bathroom.
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SYSV Fanfic posted:This has never happened to me. I hope it doesn't at home because we only have one bathroom. Never eat in a restaurant that no other customers in it.
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coronatae posted:This is why it's important to have a little trashcan with a plastic liner (hell, just an old grocery bag) near the toilet. For the real hard times. My partner was baffled by my obsession with keeping liners in all bathroom trashcans until I got crazy loving food poisoning and spared our bathroom floor from a very bad time. Puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eye This is what the 12 qt stainless steel bowl is for.
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mediaphage posted:wonder if he just stands over the toilet and lets loose so there's splashing and spraying It sounded like he thought it was gross that he'd pooped in the same toilet the day before so yeah probably.
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coronatae posted:This is why it's important to have a little trashcan with a plastic liner (hell, just an old grocery bag) near the toilet. For the real hard times. My partner was baffled by my obsession with keeping liners in all bathroom trashcans until I got crazy loving food poisoning and spared our bathroom floor from a very bad time. Puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eye Also make sure it's a cheap plastic trash can. Then if the liner breaks or if you yank the liner out because it's already full, you can just hose it out after or toss it and get a new one. Or maybe just have a bucket in the bathroom.
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comforthawk posted:the yard really is the most refreshing option Usually the sasquatch is pretty understanding. If it's particularly polite, it might hold your hair or offer a forest mint. coronatae posted:This is why it's important to have a little trashcan with a plastic liner (hell, just an old grocery bag) near the toilet. For the real hard times. My partner was baffled by my obsession with keeping liners in all bathroom trashcans until I got crazy loving food poisoning and spared our bathroom floor from a very bad time. Puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eye God drat. Best I did was burst a few capillaries in my cheeks, but that was probably only because it'd been a good decade since I last threw up. les enfants Terrific! fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jan 24, 2022 |
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comforthawk posted:the yard really is the most refreshing option It's true. I was being flippant to hide my true feelings. Barf in the woods and be free
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The Lone Badger posted:Never eat in a restaurant that no other customers in it. Name and shame!
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I live in an urban area with no yard. Is the sidewalk OK, or do I need to go all the way to the street?
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I live in an urban area with no yard. Is the sidewalk OK, or do I need to go all the way to the street? listen to your heart
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I live in an urban area with no yard. Is the sidewalk OK, or do I need to go all the way to the street? How far is your nearest sewer drain? The trick is to have the route fully mapped out in your mind when the urge strikes.
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Mx. posted:listen to your heart My heart says no, no but my body says lets go... to the neighbors stoop.
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In college a guy got arrested for jumping on a cop car and spinning around while pissing onto the cops standing around it, so I recommend that but with your puke. Edit: He apparently called it "whirlybirding"
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Ensign Expendable posted:How far is your nearest sewer drain? The trick is to have the route fully mapped out in your mind when the urge strikes. It's like a half a block, thank god. Rats. If I'm going to go that far I can make it to the empty shell of the burnt down house.
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Barudak posted:In college a guy got arrested for jumping on a cop car and spinning around while pissing onto the cops standing around it, so I recommend that but with your puke. Vomit, piss and poo poo all while doing this. Power. Move.
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Barudak posted:In college a guy got arrested for jumping on a cop car and spinning around while pissing onto the cops standing around it, so I recommend that but with your puke. Mario Sunshine those pigs
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syntaxfunction posted:Vomit, piss and poo poo all while doing this. Power. Move. This police district I'd need a dentist, not a lawyer. Possibly a denturist too.
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I live in an urban area with no yard. Is the sidewalk OK, or do I need to go all the way to the street? Depends on what city you are in. In Portland it’s illegal NOT to puke on the sidewalk.
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therobit posted:This is what the 12 qt stainless steel bowl is for. Get a load of Ina Garten over here! Further context for popped-a-blood-vessel-puking: I lived in the same apartment complex as one of the nurses who contracted Ebola in 2014. This episode happened while that whole thing was going down. How thrilling for my partner, to be woken at 4am by my horrible noises and then to find me with one bloody red eye
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Of course I washed my hands mom! Here, you can smell my fingers if you'd like!quote:So my mom has this annoying habit of always asking me if I've washed my hands after I come out of the bathroom, I just turned 23 btw. She acts as if I'm 3 years old. Anyways, it does not even matter if I answer yes because she will always, without fail ask if she can smell my fingers to see if she smells the soap and catch me in a lie. A while ago I had this genius idea to make her stop this non sense for good and I'm not gonna lie I was a little disgusted with myself for doing it, but I didn't have any other ideas at the time. So I just got done pooping, didn't even bother to turn on the sink at all to make sure she will ask if she can smell my fingers, then I stick a finger up my rear end and walk straight out the door with a big poo poo eating grin on my face. I turn around to look at her and she has this look I'm way too familiar with and she asks if she can smell my hands. I say of course mom! Then she goes on and on that she didn't hear the water turn on and she knows I'm lying blablabla and I say " I swear mom I did! Smell my fingers if you want! I'm not lying I swear!" The look on her face the moment that nasty smell hit her nose was the happiest moment of my life since I had moved back in with my parents. She started gaging and ran to the kitchen sink where she kept gaging for a good few minutes. The best part is she never said a word to me about it afterwards and has never brought that moment up in conversation ever! She also has never asked to smell my fingers again when I come out the bathroom. Boy he sure got her!
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Mx. posted:AITA for ruining my brother's date night and having him come pick his 3yo son up after he dropped him off at my house right before my shift? Why does he have a key to your house?
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Haha,my dad told me a similar story like that when he was in high school. The teacher smelled weed and was smelling fingers to find out which student was smoking, so his friend shoved a finger up his own rear end before the teacher got to him. Laughed all the way to the principal's office
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Miserable Maid posted:Haha,my dad told me a similar story like that when he was in high school. The teacher smelled weed and was smelling fingers to find out which student was smoking, so his friend shoved a finger up his own rear end before the teacher got to him. Laughed all the way to the principal's office King poo poo this, unlike the redditors ultra lame story
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Miserable Maid posted:Haha,my dad told me a similar story like that when he was in high school. The teacher smelled weed and was smelling fingers to find out which student was smoking, so his friend shoved a finger up his own rear end before the teacher got to him. Laughed all the way to the principal's office loving lmao
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8one6 posted:Why does he have a key to your house? He found it under OP (because she's a doormat.)
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Invisible Clergy posted:He found it under OP (because she's a doormat.) OP's a he, and having keys to each other's houses is perfectly normal for families living in the same city.
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Invisible Clergy posted:He found it under OP (because she's a doormat.) He's a he, so that one trope isn't active in this case.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I want to thank them for bringing a derail from a month ago back, you bitch. What year do you guys think it is that Nov 2020 was a month ago?
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Midnight Voyager posted:What year do you guys think it is that Nov 2020 was a month ago? What's a "year"?
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Miserable Maid posted:Ugh.... I remember that. There's also that one loving weirdo that's been in the thread for years that kept saying any dude who couldn't get laid by the age of like 20 would inevitably become an abuser and serial rapist and likened them all to Elliott Rogers, good stuff
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I (M, 42) don't want to see tedious forums drama (?, 2mo) relitigated over and over and over again, aita?
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AITA: Am I the rear end in a top hat for kicking out dad's girlfriend at his wake and funeral?quote:TLDR: Learned dad had a very serious relationship after his death and refused to let this girlfriend and her family be at the wake/funeral. What the gently caress...
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teen witch posted:can’t wait for my progeny to inherit my moms Welches grape juice glasses. These are amazing, you need them!  I have similiar but with pokemons: Charmander, Jigglypuff, Polywhirl and Meowth. Got them in the US more than 20 years ago. They are perfect for holding tea candles, but right now mine are full of Coleus (palettblad) cuttings. e: stolen pic 
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