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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

thecluckmeme posted:

Stop loving putting cold shredded cheese on things, people.

https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1485075087304888321?s=20

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MrThomasJerome/status/1485691469633658889

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/lightintheattic/status/1482823930826002433

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


:bahgawd:

Pro follow Twitter account though

https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1485586510879633414?t=hDSS8I2zqkjPoRDgy_AGPw&s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I can't think of a worse place to be on drugs than an airplane

https://twitter.com/CTropes/status/1485703093828272129

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

I can't think of a worse place to be on drugs than an airplane

That's how I found out I'm one of those people who seem to get the opposite reaction to Xanax than the intended one.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

zoux posted:

I can't think of a worse place to be on drugs than an airplane

It's p sweet if you can handle ur poo poo.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Cocaine Bear posted:

It's p sweet if you can handle ur poo poo.

i love the way being stoned makes the trip from the airport to the accommodation feel 5x longer

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

You poor fools spend your lives putting grotesque condiments like ketchup on fries, when a fry's true potential is not unlocked until it's slathered with delicious brown gravy



This, my dear goons, is peak french fries. Not only covered in gravy, but dressing too. Not that disgusting white poo poo you put in salads, but a Newfoundland delicacy perhaps most closely related to what you'd call stuffing, in fact it's what we use it for when having roast chicken or turkey. But it also goes with fries and gravy so well as yellow on a Lamborghini. You've not had fries until you've had them like this

codo27 has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Jan 24, 2022

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
Brown gravy fries own. They'll also give you hypertension but gently caress it, nobody eats fries for the health benefits.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Just make chili cheese fries forehead

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cleretic posted:

The most terrifying part of growing up as someone who writes is aging past the characters you decided the ages of as 'yeah, this is the age of a person I would think is cool and mature'.

For some reason, as a teen I always set that age at about 23.

But nobody likes you when you're 23.

Everyone knows this.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/ElephantEating/status/1485703450490982405

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
Not really accurate sadly.

Ransomware is a major use case of cryptocurrency but it doesn't apply any particular upwards or downwards pressure.
Company gets hacked, buys 1 million dollars of bitcoins, sends them to the hacker, hacker sells 1 million dollars of bitcoins. There's no net change here, and it works just as well whether the price-per-coin is at $1 or $100,000

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1485714265675812866?s=21

Rip to Damon

zoux has a new favorite as of 22:51 on Jan 24, 2022

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius

https://twitter.com/inwardsinparis/status/1169622160404615168

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

those potatoes are pretty dire*, but growing up "thrifty", there will always be a special place in my heart for hot brown liquidy whatever and buttered bread

*I'd still happily eat the potatoes, you just gotta mix em in with the brown stuff. The brown is the flavor

Seaniqua has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Jan 24, 2022

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

What's the point of peeling and boiling the potatoes if you're not then going to mash them? Honestly.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Tenebrais posted:

What's the point of peeling and boiling the potatoes if you're not then going to mash them? Honestly.

What's even the point of peeling potatoes?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Tenebrais posted:

What's the point of peeling and boiling the potatoes if you're not then going to mash them? Honestly.

Stick em in a stew?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



I will happily defend all manner of chips with peas, gravy, curry sauce, even unmelted cheese, any and all sausage dinners and weird football pies, but I draw the line at home-cooked depressing brown mess. You're at home, cook something good ffs

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

codo27 posted:

peak french fries

*clears throat*



Thick cut chips with a layer of cheese, a layer of kebab meat and then topped off with garlic, chili and barbecue sauces. The Halal Snack Pack.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1485673757989560326

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1485707743772225544

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


poutine is great and one of the most profound tragedies of the pandemic is that i won't be able to eat it on my company's dime on business trips to montreal ever again

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Lmao loving wrecked.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

codo27 posted:

You poor fools spend your lives putting grotesque condiments like ketchup on fries, when a fry's true potential is not unlocked until it's slathered with delicious brown gravy



This, my dear goons, is peak french fries. Not only covered in gravy, but dressing too. Not that disgusting white poo poo you put in salads, but a Newfoundland delicacy perhaps most closely related to what you'd call stuffing, in fact it's what we use it for when having roast chicken or turkey. But it also goes with fries and gravy so well as yellow on a Lamborghini. You've not had fries until you've had them like this

Hell yeah

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Who is he, though? Just some random muso? Woohoo. They all blur together after a while. Probably one of those guys making NFTs out of gorrillas.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hyperlynx posted:

Who is he, though? Just some random muso? Woohoo. They all blur together after a while. Probably one of those guys making NFTs out of gorrillas.

How dare you. Do you do things like this because it feels good?

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Pages of gravy on fries and not a single mention of poutine, you people sicken me.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Can we nip this in the bud and not post several pages of super boring food opinions?

Post tweets instead

https://twitter.com/fixyourheartsor/status/1430954697003839495

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1485467700235317248

https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1484142675175559169

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1482212172210094080

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1482471940879122433

https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1483462312858202118

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Morpheus posted:

Pages of gravy on fries and not a single mention of poutine, you people sicken me.

Cheese is for things bread and eggos, not french fries

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

codo27 posted:

Cheese is for things bread and eggos, not french fries

You opinion is bad and you will be forgotten because of it

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

codo27 posted:

Cheese is for things bread and eggos, not french fries

We already laugh in the face of God and Nature by squeezing the milk out of titties not our own, then leaving that milk to rot in interesting ways before eating it.

My friend, we crossed the Rubicon long ago. We can put our unnatural creation on whatever we drat well please. There's nothing to stop us.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Morpheus posted:

Pages of gravy on fries and not a single mention of poutine, you people sicken me.

There sort of was one. I was going to bring up donair poutine, certainly a one-up to the traditional poutine when the question is "how viscerally, corpulently disgusting can we make French fries?" but someone already posted that Newfoundland insanity that's about on the same level as a donair poutine.

You can't gently caress with Canada's fry game. The UK may do deep-fried disgust better than anyone, but we're absolutely stupid good at loving you up with things on fries.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

"When we don't have weight restrictions on bridges" as a potential solution to a problem seems like a loving insane thing to me to say. I also have no idea how they come up with the weight restriction on bridges, but I assume it involves a lot of math done by people better than me at math, and maybe it could be higher, but the one time you let a truck too heavy for the bridge onto the bridge, that's a huge loving problem,

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


Wait wait wait. Part of the infrastructure bill is removing weight restrictions on bridges??? Before they repair them?!?!

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

D-Pad posted:

Wait wait wait. Part of the infrastructure bill is removing weight restrictions on bridges??? Before they repair them?!?!

No it's upgrading bridges so that their capacity is equal to the class of the road they carry, so they don't have a (separate) weight limit. Like how overpasses that are higher than 16' (or 18'?) from the roadway don't have a sign with the height restriction on them.

https://twitter.com/isosteph/status/1484226321458810881?s=21

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bennyfactor posted:

No it's upgrading bridges so that their capacity is equal to the class of the road they carry, so they don't have a (separate) weight limit. Like how overpasses that are higher than 16' (or 18'?) from the roadway don't have a sign with the height restriction on them.

Yeah, it’s an absolutely legit infrastructure priority, especially because some states just avoid overdue repairs to lovely bridges by banning trucks, but either Biden or the speechwriter mentioned it in the most confusing way.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

codo27 posted:

But it also goes with fries and gravy so well as yellow on a Lamborghini. You've not had fries until you've had them like this

This is beautiful prose.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1485802137846095872

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