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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Yes but he dies a free monkey

Or he fucks off deep into the woods, takes some other monkeys with him and teaches them to speak and use weapons. WE might be hosed here.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Depends on the kind of suit


the annoying before during and after taking a poo poo suit

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

BiggerBoat posted:

Or he fucks off deep into the woods, takes some other monkeys with him and teaches them to speak and use weapons. WE might be hosed here.

good

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

BiggerBoat posted:

Or he fucks off deep into the woods, takes some other monkeys with him and teaches them to speak and use weapons. WE might be hosed here.

Sounds like more of a Cybo-Man situation to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Cocaine Bear posted:

Montior, bro

For the love of God, Montior!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Agreed.

Hail Caesar.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Carthag Tuek posted:

the annoying before during and after taking a poo poo suit

For people that actually can handle not making GBS threads for 12 hours. What the gently caress is wrong with you people that can't go anywhere without having to budget time/effort into shiting in public?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Busket Posket posted:

For the love of God, Montior!
The casque of amonitoro

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Humphreys posted:

For people that actually can handle not making GBS threads for 12 hours. What the gently caress is wrong with you people that can't go anywhere without having to budget time/effort into shiting in public?

idk i read the copy as if youre supposed to hang out in it all day

anywy what about women needing to piss with that thing on

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You wrap the top half around you like a toga while you do your business. Honestly better that way than so called modern jumpsuit innovations like a butt flap or round-the-bend zipper

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Carthag Tuek posted:

idk i read the copy as if youre supposed to hang out in it all day

anywy what about women needing to piss with that thing on
the only thing that women need to worry about is their man, their looks, and their clothes

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Depends on the kind of suit


Looks like it is all one zipper down the front. A dude that wants to pee has to zip that thing all the way down.

:feelsgood:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Literally anyone would have to zip it all the way down, and if you wanted to sit down to do your business, it would have to be around your ankles.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Looks like it is all one zipper down the front. A dude that wants to pee has to zip that thing all the way down.

:feelsgood:

That dude isn't worrying about when he's gonna pee.

He's worrying about when he's gonna FUUUUUUCK

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Zesty posted:

Literally anyone would have to zip it all the way down, and if you wanted to sit down to do your business, it would have to be around your ankles.

So, just like peeing in a romper?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/udQLOhM.jpg:nws:
(NWS for crudely drawn tits)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

That dude isn't worrying about when he's gonna pee.

He's worrying about when he's gonna FUUUUUUCK

I don't think he is worried at all

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Peeing and pooping in the near nude in a public bathroom is a satisfying power move and the modern reluctance is unnatural. Pee pee and poo poo are coming out of your body, this isn't going to be dignified by wearing a shirt.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Megillah Gorilla posted:

So, just like peeing in a romper?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/udQLOhM.jpg:nws:
(NWS for crudely drawn tits)

Yes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

For people that actually can handle not making GBS threads for 12 hours. What the gently caress is wrong with you people that can't go anywhere without having to budget time/effort into shiting in public?

Your question implies you think something is wrong with them, medically or psychologically and in either case maybe you shouldn't be hostile and demeaning about it and just be happy you were blessed with convenient digestion

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Facebook Aunt posted:

Looks like it is all one zipper down the front. A dude that wants to pee has to zip that thing all the way down.

:feelsgood:

Coveralls/boilersuits often have two-way zippers, so you can open them from the bottom as well :heysexy:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Depends on the kind of suit


Looks like something Bond villain minions would have to wear in one of the Moore-era films.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I saw the weird dog thing, now that's all I can see

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Having to poop in public means you sit with your legs wide so your pants don't touch the floor or toilet of the public bathroom.

Jumpsuits require the roll and tuck, where the torso of the suit is rolled up and tucked into the legs so they don't touch the floor or toilet of a public bathroom.

Advanced users of course have private bathrooms away from homebase or simply hold it until home.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Extra advanced users wear jumpsuits that collect and recycle their body's fluids, including from waste, with the kinetic energy of your body's motion helping push fluids around and filtering them. Worn properly, one can survive weeks out in the open 70s.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


You have your jumpsuit fitted disco fashion!

It seemed groovy.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
That it most certainly is. Awww yeahh

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

ive never pooped

edit

Hackers film 1995 has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Jan 25, 2022

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Your question implies you think something is wrong with them, medically or psychologically and in either case maybe you shouldn't be hostile and demeaning about it and just be happy you were blessed with convenient digestion

About time SA became a safe space for frequent poopers

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

nice hussy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

About time SA became a safe space for frequent poopers

This post sponsored by IBD Crew

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

About time SA became a safe space for frequent poopers

Foopers are what we call ourselves

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

About time SA became a safe space for frequent poopers

Send word, may all pantsshitters return from their exile

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

OwlFancier posted:

nice hussy

That's my secret... I'm always moist.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Having to poop in public means you sit with your legs wide so your pants don't touch the floor or toilet of the public bathroom.

Jumpsuits require the roll and tuck, where the torso of the suit is rolled up and tucked into the legs so they don't touch the floor or toilet of a public bathroom.

Advanced users of course have private bathrooms away from homebase or simply hold it until home.
Thanks for the info, Dr. Venture

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

mercenarynuker posted:

I saw the weird dog thing, now that's all I can see

Isn't that the thing they used to offer as a prize on The Wheel of Fortune back when you had to "spend" your winning on items they'd display on a carousel stage?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Scratch Monkey posted:

Isn't that the thing they used to offer as a prize on The Wheel of Fortune back when you had to "spend" your winning on items they'd display on a carousel stage?



eesh

I'll take the rest in a gift certificate

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/2zWROLC.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/qwsJRgp.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Break-simping

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

zedprime posted:

Peeing and pooping in the near nude in a public bathroom is a satisfying power move and the modern reluctance is unnatural. Pee pee and poo poo are coming out of your body, this isn't going to be dignified by wearing a shirt.

At the urinal with the boys, romper around my ankles with drunken piss splashback from the trough soaking into my clothes: FEAR ME FOR NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL DEBASE ME

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Scratch Monkey posted:

Break-simping

Competitive simping

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