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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I need to keep my gear dry though

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Combo of oil-based gel+sea salt hairspray will get you there.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Hell yeah, that’s the good content I’m looking for.

In unrelated news:

Allie Katch

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

But make sure that it gets all frizzly and poofy after about 15 minutes like Attitude Era Kane’s hair.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Attitude Era Kane

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I wish Allie Katch would practice all her moves on me.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
thinking on changing my name to STONE COLD STEVE AUTISM

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

fair

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

coconono posted:

I wish Allie Katch would practice all her moves on me.
i took a crossbody from her

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i took a crossbody from her

She's good at that one. I want to help her get good at all the moves.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
aew needs a new 3rd-tier belt, just for all the people who we've said "i really like them and want them to win a belt one day" about

obviously, to get to everyone we will need biweekly title changes

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Yeah AEW def needs it’s own 24/7 belt

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Too many belts

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Fart Radio posted:

aew needs a new 3rd-tier belt, just for all the people who we've said "i really like them and want them to win a belt one day" about

obviously, to get to everyone we will need biweekly title changes

make FTW the hardcore belt and defend it more

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
But is that really the FTW lifestyle?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Taz kept complaining that the belt wasn't recognized enough by AEW, and I'm not about to question Taz about FTW. He'd probably suplex me a lot.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

sticklefifer posted:

make FTW the hardcore belt and defend it more

how dare you insinuate the FTW Championship is 3rd-tier

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

fte belt taz won originally at a hamburger eating contest

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

trutv openweight belt, it's won by a variety of challenges and feats of strength rather than traditional wrestling matches.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rachel Ray

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



the more belts a promotion has the better everyone hates njpw now that they have 1 less belt. its science cant argue

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
every wrestler should wear a custom highspots belt to the ring. they can show off their unique personalities and everyone gets to feel like a winner

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
ftw

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


thunder rosa

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Suplex Liberace posted:

the more belts a promotion has the better everyone hates njpw now that they have 1 less belt. its science cant argue
*looks at Stardom* Checks out!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Suplex Liberace posted:

the more belts a promotion has the better everyone hates njpw now that they have 1 less belt. its science cant argue

yep.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
The mandible claw is a dumb finisher.

Oh no, your fingers are in my mouth. It would be a shame if I bit really hard right now.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Forceholy posted:

The mandible claw is a dumb finisher.

Oh no, your fingers are in my mouth. It would be a shame if I bit really hard right now.

Putting pressure on the nerve below the tongue causes the victim to not be able to bite with any sort of force.

At least that's how the dentist who invented it and mick kayfabed it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
pull down on your jaw from inside while trying to close it, it's hard

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
In related news: I just lost two fingers.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
There are a lot of dumb finishers but it's ok because wrestling is kinda dumb sometimes

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

rikishi's stinkface would actually feel good and be comforting

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

IGgy IGsen posted:

In related news: I just lost two fingers.

they're always in the last place you look!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Eat My Fuc posted:

rikishi's stinkface would actually feel good and be comforting

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/status/1484586487232479235

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Rikishi and Matt Hardy

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This rules.

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011



Stinkface's are good I agree

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