|
ryde posted:Its funny because Seraph loves bragging about his crypto-wealth at every opportunity and looking down on critics as his lessers. Also about being a drug dealer in New York. also about his money being inherited say the line, bart
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 21:37 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:31 |
|
This is good for bitcoin https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1485831934647443459
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 21:43 |
|
numberoneposter posted:are children protected under the 13th amendment? Children are property. Not quite to the level of a stapler, but more like a pet dog.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 21:45 |
|
pet dogs cant mine your coal for 16 hours a day in the crypto-lib bitcoin satellite post-apocalypse
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 21:51 |
|
https://youtu.be/U3OprVY8gu8 A regular occurrence in Cryptoland
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 21:56 |
|
priznat posted:https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1486051087736094729 https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1486070168853831681
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:00 |
|
Yeah I’d be nervous too if my government was about to gamble my entire economy on pogs and beanie babies
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:09 |
|
Man cryptocoins are really excellent at showing who you can absolutely 100% write off as a complete idiot, huh?
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:11 |
|
part of me is surprised Snowden fell for the crypto grift, but a greater part of me recognizes he's an idealistic libertarian who really did put his money where his mouth is and would easily get taken by the ancap smoke and mirrors promised by crypto
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:19 |
|
It's already widely known Snowden is a goddamn idiot at heart. He enlisted.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:25 |
|
Zil posted:This is good for bitcoin Yes, my removal method requires emptying your wallet. If you read the smart contract you'd know that.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 22:56 |
|
I'd never actually looked at what the smart contract for an NFT does, so I grabbed a random NFT off OpenSea and its smart contract has 17 source files. I'm a software dev and even I ain't reading all that.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 23:03 |
|
i dont get how those smart 0s and 1s can be sooooo stupid.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 23:47 |
|
They're as smart as the person making them.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 23:53 |
|
Yeah, when you organise an intervention for your gambler mate, you're nervous.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2022 23:54 |
|
Halibut Barn posted:I'd never actually looked at what the smart contract for an NFT does, so I grabbed a random NFT off OpenSea and its smart contract has 17 source files. I'm a software dev and even I ain't reading all that. It is just immensely dense and obfuscated information having to look through how an NFT works. I'm sure I can figure it out if I put effort into it but that requires me to learn about a subject I immensely hate and provides no monetary value to me. Learning about coding a smart contract would put stuff into my brain that could have been better used for something else. Like how to play Rein in Overwatch. Like I love reading code like this except everytime I go to take a look at it I just wonder if they've purposely made it so annoying to read that no one actually reads it except the hackers looking for exploits in the code.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 00:04 |
|
Just watched that Foldable Human video. It's amazing. It's really good at explaining everything to a layman. To which, is still all confusing enough to scare off anyone without any technical savvy.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 00:16 |
|
The Moon Monster posted:Instead of getting a Super Nintendo you raise money for the football team Everybody did that in my school but at least the top 10 greatest sellers got to skip math class one time and ride around in a rocket mobile wearing goggles to stop the wind from making you tear up I know because I was part of the Best Seller Candy Crew with a whopping two boxes sold but still managed to be eligible to go on the rocket ride
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 00:21 |
|
My guess is that twitter just permanently caches nft avatars like it does with any other avvy image, because they're lazy and hotlinking is bad design. Since a nft is just a link, you can point to your own server and control the image returned. So someone could in principle use a single NFT and set up a website to get an unlimited number of people NFT verified just by repeatedly changing the image to their requested avatar and rerunning the same nft over and over
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:34 |
|
Where's that tweet explaining how NFT hex profile pics get stolen?
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:39 |
|
Futanari Damacy posted:Where's that tweet explaining how NFT hex profile pics get stolen? Which way? There's like 3 separate ways to do it. Edit: 3 separate ways I can think of.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:45 |
|
Paladinus posted:Yeah, when you organise an intervention for your gambler mate, you're nervous. I have a hard time not sympathizing with the idiots in this one case, because the imf is one of the shittiest institutions in a world full of scummy institutions.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:53 |
|
ikanreed posted:I have a hard time not sympathizing with the idiots in this one case, because the imf is one of the shittiest institutions in a world full of scummy institutions. Its kind of like a drug dealer staging an intervention for your gambling habit because its cutting into their profits.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 02:20 |
|
Stefan Prodan posted:It's funny thinking about Boys Life because now I'm just thinking about how insane it was that Boys Life and some other 90s kids magazines had like literal MLM for Kidz stuff on the back where you had to sell things for them, I want to say wrapping paper or something? And you got points and could redeem them for things like mountain bikes and a super nintendo Grit Magazine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grit_(newspaper) "During the first three-quarters of the 20th century, Grit was sold across the country by children and teenagers, many recruited by ads in comic books from the 1940s to the 1970s. Approximately 30,000 children collected dimes from more than 700,000 American small town homes during the 1950s when the publication still carried the subtitle, "America's Greatest Family Newspaper." A comical ad in Richie Rich comic books aimed to recruit more young salesmen, suggesting that Richie's father, Richard Rich, got his start as a businessman selling Grit'' So not so much an MLM but definitely child labor
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 02:24 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 04:38 |
|
I've been seeing more news stories offhandedly referring to cryptocurrency and NFTs as scammy, which is a refreshing contrast to all the CNBC etc stories breathlessly reporting on how some 12 year old became a multimillionaire (in fake hard to convert "currency") selling doodles without mention of all the baggage and bullshit that goes along with even participating in the scam. Someone there must have a vested interest in Ethereum or some poo poo. Anyway this caught my eye in a Verge article this morning, and I could swear I saw something similar elsewhere, also in something basically unrelated to crypto. Maybe someone on jalopnik using it as the butt of a joke or whatever. e: holy poo poo how does a phone screenshot get so huge ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 26, 2022 |
# ? Jan 26, 2022 07:42 |
|
↑↑ Greg of Doom ↑↑ That was posted within an hour of it being released.KrunkMcGrunk posted:part of me is surprised Snowden fell for the crypto grift, but a greater part of me recognizes he's an idealistic libertarian who really did put his money where his mouth is and would easily get taken by the ancap smoke and mirrors promised by crypto There is a direct correlation between factors involving someone succumbing to Crypto brainworms. 1 pt if you've seen Fight Club 1 pt if you've seen The Matrix 1 pt if you watched 9/11 happen live and heard an audible snap in the back of your brain 3 pts if you were stunned that the Gov lied about WMD's to invade Iraq 1 pt if you were deeply affected by the 2008 crash 5 pts if you thought Trump would be a positive "shock to the system" Add it all up, and if you scored more than 5 then you're a Crypto dipshit today. Scam Likely fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Jan 26, 2022 |
# ? Jan 26, 2022 08:12 |
|
Scam Likely posted:↑↑ Greg of Doom ↑↑ That was posted within an hour of it being released. Scored a 4 so I'm just a dipshit, since I did watch the second plane hit on CNBC. The snap might've just been the remote dropping to the floor.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 08:50 |
|
I was under the impression there was no more dumb money to enter bitcoin, but it seems I was sorely mistaken:
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:04 |
|
orange sky posted:I was under the impression there was no more dumb money to enter bitcoin, but it seems I was sorely mistaken: Anyone watching Dr Phil has mush in their skull already anyway
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:46 |
|
orange sky posted:I was under the impression there was no more dumb money to enter bitcoin, but it seems I was sorely mistaken: Mother I’d Love to Fleece
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:49 |
|
kirbysuperstar posted:Anyone watching Dr Phil has mush in their skull already anyway Dr Oz is gonna win PA, and he's gonna use his big Bitcoin salary to put NYC mayor Eric Adams into debt to the Keystone state, just you wait and see.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:00 |
|
Redditors reading a story about kissing a girl: “that happened” Also redditors: “Upmooning this!!!” orange sky posted:I was under the impression there was no more dumb money to enter bitcoin, but it seems I was sorely mistaken:
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:26 |
|
orange sky posted:I was under the impression there was no more dumb money to enter bitcoin, but it seems I was sorely mistaken: Roping your mom into crypto, that's super greasy.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:35 |
|
why weren't more people mad when the Canadian legion turned war dead into nfts.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:39 |
|
SRQ posted:why weren't more people mad when the Canadian legion turned war dead into nfts. because troops are solely a culture war issue now and guess which side of the culture war cryptocrats are on.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:41 |
|
Had a phone call with my mum just yesterday where we both agreed cryptocurrencies were stupid. Call your parents everyone and make sure they know not to touch cryptosporidium
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 10:58 |
|
my dad unfortunately is into it... thankfully not enough to put money in- but he is. Crypto will change everything, like games! How? [angry] It's like the NPC meme but real.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:05 |
|
I was talking to someone online today who had seen the Dan Olson video but still believed there was "promising technology behind crypto". I tried to tell him that the useful part of it was already deployed and called Git.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:12 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:31 |
|
The "bad" aspect to the Dan Olsen video is what makes it good. It's a deep dive, rather than a casual throwaway emotion driven "I regret not getting in on this early so I'm going to trash it" video. Sadly because of the length I've seen people comment on it saying that they sat through 20 minutes and decided that he was "against crypto" so switched off. Those same people will watch daily 1 hour+ cryptobro content on YouTube though without a second thought (or a first).
|
# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:19 |