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Mario.txt is just gazza.txt but without feeling bad for laughing at it
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lol i misremembered the reginald d hunter event. After it turned out he used the n words a bunch because its part of his comedy the PFA put out a statement saying they were disgusting by it so he published a ton of photos from the event mocking it https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/pho...-aftermath.html   
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Jan 19, 2022 19:13
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the scandal du jour in belgium involves two agents who have given, among other things: a belt, a car, some watches and some manure to managers and chairmen as thanks for buying one of their players. their code phrase for matchfixing was "we have ordered the kitchen"
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Jan 19, 2022 23:03
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Can't find the gif but Drogba faking a seizure (wiggling his legs about a bit) to win a free kick
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Jan 20, 2022 09:07
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Butterfly Valley posted:Leading to the incredible "why always me" celebration after he banged in the first goal in that Derby Is the one about him going to that pub in Wythenshawe bollocks, too?
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Jan 20, 2022 11:51
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Cercle keeper Bram Verbist tried to order a milkshake at a fast food place after he finished training and his manager, Glen De Boeck, saw his car at the drive thru and grabbed the microphone to tell him the only thing he could order was a water
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Jan 21, 2022 22:10
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britishbornandbread posted:Is the one about him going to that pub in Wythenshawe bollocks, too? apparently bollocks yep quote:NG: Good lord. Did you go to church on Christmas Eve? His mum sending him out for normal stuff and him coming back with stupid poo poo is true though.
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Jan 21, 2022 23:31
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Because our esteemed mod emeritus made reference to it. 
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Jan 22, 2022 01:10
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with reference to trolling in italian, the time that some serie a team (i think juve) came to stamford bridge and one of their subs started making fun of Ray Wilkins from the dugout look at this bald-o fraud-o, I bet he cooks his pasta well past al-dente, and so on and so forth they were not expecting no-nonsense Ray Wilkins (who may or may not have spent three years at Milan in the 80s) to turn around and tell him at length to go gently caress his mother in perfectly fluent italian while the other subs fell about laughing
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Jan 22, 2022 12:39
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orbix will need to fact check me in case this is complete rubbish but today I remembered rangers trying to sign ronaldo with a stipulation that he'd only play champions league and old firm games
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Jan 23, 2022 16:26
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This was in my insta feed today (https://www.instagram.com/old_school_football/) gently caress Barca forever but gently caress Chelsea too so it's still pretty funny. Absolutely terrible refereeing though, have to agree with Drogba even though his flopping and faffing was pretty disgraceful too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ox7-npBvQ Here are some match highlights if you want to relive the evening. Some nice cameos (and outfits!) by forum favourites and also crying children so worth it IMHO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmb16puZ3W8
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Jan 23, 2022 19:13
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Charles Insomnia and Yohan Kebab
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Jan 23, 2022 20:59
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He could pick up the phone and talk to any manager in Europe you know
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Jan 23, 2022 21:04
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greazeball posted:This was in my insta feed today (https://www.instagram.com/old_school_football/) The funny thing about that match on rewatch is how many gilt edged chances Chelsea squandered, not fluffing just one would have made the hilariously inept refereeing moot.
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Jan 24, 2022 01:33
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That time Van Persie got sent off for having a shot at goal v Barcelona
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Jan 25, 2022 03:36
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One of the Barcelona players was literally choking Nasri with both hands earlier in the match and it wasn't even a yellow
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Jan 25, 2022 04:43
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What was extra-strange was that Arsenal players usually choke by themselves
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Jan 25, 2022 05:41
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sticksy posted:What was extra-strange was that Arsenal players usually choke by themselves  That time Nigel De Jong karate-kicked Xabi Alonso and got away with it.
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Jan 25, 2022 21:42
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The papers doing profile pieces on how proud Howard Webb was to be the first Englishman to referee a world cup final since the last one and then his special day devolved into the Dutch booting Spain around the pitch for 90 minutes
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Jan 25, 2022 21:47
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Nige getting away with the karate kick was down to 11 Spanish boys crying wolf so much that when the Dutch figured they may as well actually get filthy Webb let it go.
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Jan 26, 2022 00:17
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That world cup final is funny football poo poo too. Imagine being the Dutch team, known for attacking free flowing football and being the original innovators of the modern tactical game, and you get to a world cup final and decide to play like a shithouse Sunday league side.
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Jan 26, 2022 11:31
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Flayer posted:That world cup final is funny football poo poo too. Imagine being the Dutch team, known for attacking free flowing football and being the original innovators of the modern tactical game, and you get to a world cup final and decide to play like a shithouse Sunday league side. and lose! 
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Jan 26, 2022 11:43
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the sex ghost posted:The papers doing profile pieces on how proud Howard Webb was to be the first Englishman to referee a world cup final since the last one and then his special day devolved into the Dutch booting Spain around the pitch for 90 minutes To be fair, the dutch booting spain around for 90 minutes was loving funny
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Jan 26, 2022 19:18
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Flayer posted:That world cup final is funny football poo poo too. Imagine being the Dutch team, known for attacking free flowing football and being the original innovators of the modern tactical game, and you get to a world cup final and decide to play like a shithouse Sunday league side. I don't remember that particular Dutch team being particularly slick.
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Jan 26, 2022 19:21
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It was Robben and Sneijder tearing teams apart for the most part
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Jan 26, 2022 19:49
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Eric Cantonese posted:I don't remember that particular Dutch team being particularly slick.
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Jan 28, 2022 10:24
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Wasn't that the tournament Van Persie did the insane header goal
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Jan 28, 2022 17:43
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TheRat posted:Wasn't that the tournament Van Persie did the insane header goal That was 2014, easy to remember because it was part of them humiliating reigning champions Spain instead of them trying to kick Spain off the pitch and losing 1-0 anyway.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:52
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TheRat posted:Wasn't that the tournament Van Persie did the insane header goal You can see the light leave Iker's eyes as the ball loops over his head, it's glorious.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:13
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Shrapnig posted:You can see the light leave Iker's eyes as the ball loops over his head, it's glorious. 
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Jan 29, 2022 17:39
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lol
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Jan 31, 2022 13:27
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https://youtu.be/IYwf2SBWa5o gently caress me 10 and a half years ago We're getting old lads
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Feb 4, 2022 19:50
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c0burn posted:https://youtu.be/IYwf2SBWa5o ten years ago but still just as funny today
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Feb 4, 2022 19:52
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Venkys currently in an automatic promotion place as well.
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Feb 4, 2022 20:17
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Forest Green rovers need to make a 10 year anniversary tribute ad but instead of chicken it's vegan dishes
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Feb 4, 2022 20:39
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man that's a great photo lol
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Feb 5, 2022 01:55
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c0burn posted:https://youtu.be/IYwf2SBWa5o Who made the m bison edit of this because that will always be the real one
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Feb 5, 2022 11:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax0irECv95s Yes, yes
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Feb 5, 2022 15:01
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Lmao I had forgotten about this
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Feb 5, 2022 15:23
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