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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Man when you guys talk about making a full run in like 40 tries I feel really lovely at this game. I’m doing ok and I’m not doing god mode or anything but I’m in the mid 40s in runs and don’t feel like I’m close to beating elysium.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

LeeMajors posted:

Man when you guys talk about making a full run in like 40 tries I feel really lovely at this game. I’m doing ok and I’m not doing god mode or anything but I’m in the mid 40s in runs and don’t feel like I’m close to beating elysium.

I'm on team go ahead and do god mode if you get tired of banging your head against stuff. It's not a win now button or anything and no one's watching you.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Grittybeard posted:

I'm on team go ahead and do god mode if you get tired of banging your head against stuff. It's not a win now button or anything and no one's watching you.

Oddly I’m enjoying banging my head against the wall so far. Those loving butterflies gently caress me up constantly.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



LeeMajors posted:

Man when you guys talk about making a full run in like 40 tries I feel really lovely at this game. I’m doing ok and I’m not doing god mode or anything but I’m in the mid 40s in runs and don’t feel like I’m close to beating elysium.

I'm at around that many and have beaten Elysium once. It involved getting all the upgrades for the gun with the mortar special and it was just sitting very far away from everything dropping 300 damage nukes in a huge area on them.

Then I got to the 4th area and the gimmick is a bunch of tiny rooms and I killed myself with my own mortars

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
My grandparents funeral is set for the 5th so hail Satan depending on who's in the super bowl and I am going to be an absolute wreck. Like once I get home I'm just going to want to get absolutely hammered. I will pick up the Seahawks painting though so I gotta choose a spot in my house for it.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Tulalip Tulips posted:

My grandparents funeral is set for the 5th so hail Satan depending on who's in the super bowl and I am going to be an absolute wreck. Like once I get home I'm just going to want to get absolutely hammered. I will pick up the Seahawks painting though so I gotta choose a spot in my house for it.

If you get a better picture of it I'll buy your av to replace that one

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

LeeMajors posted:

Oddly I’m enjoying banging my head against the wall so far. Those loving butterflies gently caress me up constantly.

Are you using dash attacks? Mixing your casts into your fights? What boons do you put on your attack for what weapons?

For chunky weapons like the sword or spear or bow you want to put +% attacks, but for stuff like the fists or rail you want something like Zeus which adds a flat damage amount to rapid attacks

Once you get to Elysium I find that splash dash is much more useful than divine dash, especially if you add razor shoals

If you have Zeus on your attack try to get the boon that adds a jolted status to enemies

Intruder fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jan 28, 2022

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Intruder posted:

Are you using dash attacks? Mixing your casts into your fights? What boons do you put on your attack for what weapons?

For chunky weapons like the sword or spear or bow you want to put +% attacks, but for stuff like the fists or rail you want something like Zeus which adds a flat damage amount to rapid attacks

Once you get to Elysium I find that splash dash is much more useful than divine dash, especially if you add razor shoals

If you have Zeus on your attack try to get the boon that adds a jolted status to enemies

I haven’t found any preferred sequence and I’ve just been playing with whichever weapon gives most darkness. Which is good because I’ve developed style with each. Deflecting dashes are big and I like the chain lightning sequences. I’m still learning.

The fists of malphon might be my favorite though.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Bird in a Blender posted:

The Bosstones are breaking up because their frontman is anti-vax and even making anti-vax videos. Wtf?

Was it them who made that George Floyd song and video?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I guess I should be upset at the increasing polarization of the country, but that so much of it is petty idiots throwing endless and insufferable tantrums over basic healthcare is really goddamn funny

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

LeeMajors posted:

I haven’t found any preferred sequence and I’ve just been playing with whichever weapon gives most darkness. Which is good because I’ve developed style with each. Deflecting dashes are big and I like the chain lightning sequences. I’m still learning.

The fists of malphon might be my favorite though.

With the fist I like to get Ares on the attack and Athena on the special, then try to get the duo called merciful end, then get Athena's dash. With that you can punch an enemy then dash through them to instantly set off the doom effect instead of having to wait a full second and there's an Ares boon that heavily increases the doom damage at the cost of increasing the time to trigger but with merciful end dashes it doesn't matter

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Bird in a Blender posted:

The Bosstones are breaking up because their frontman is anti-vax and even making anti-vax videos. Wtf?

I mean, when you've got a band with at least half a dozen guys in their 50s as members, the odds of at least one of them being a MAGA idiot have to be pretty close to 100 percent.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

LeeMajors posted:

I haven’t found any preferred sequence and I’ve just been playing with whichever weapon gives most darkness. Which is good because I’ve developed style with each. Deflecting dashes are big and I like the chain lightning sequences. I’m still learning.

The fists of malphon might be my favorite though.

This is the way

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Pron on VHS posted:

Every time I have to poo I go to the bathroom, and a few seconds later hear a knock. Every time I open the door:



This dog just wants to be with you in the most important moments of your life. Cherish

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

That’s the impression that I get.
:haw:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Start with Demeter taker her ice beam cast. Get Artemis anything, get the duo boon for tracking cast, dump everything into cast and put your feet up.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
i always liked stuff that did more damage to armor since all of Elysium seems to have it.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
A lot of the fun of Hades is that there are so many ways that boons will synergize to just roll through enemies. Poseidon dash plus razor shoals and bonus wall damage? Aphrodite call with Hermes boosts to charge speed? Dionysus cast with duo boons from Zeus and Demeter causing DPS? I recently had a run with the homing aspect of the bow with the extra special hammer, added special damage from Chaos, aphro special boost, and aphro legendary that causes charm on some weak effects. Made most of the game trivial.

Many many ways to make it work. Just keep working on avoiding damage and experimenting with combinations you enjoy.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Was it them who made that George Floyd song and video?

Yea, it was brutal. I’ve never actually been a Bosstones fan, they just loom very large over the ska scene, so they’re hard to avoid.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hell yeah

https://twitter.com/formerlyfiz/status/1487031139072192514?s=21

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
The most powerful Hades combo is the gun with the two Daedalus hammers that make it shoot rockets and shoot five projectiles instead of one. Just dashing up to folks and hitting them with all five rockets at once is great

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Biden is in Pittsburgh today to talk infrastructure

https://twitter.com/kdka/status/1487034804403154947?s=21

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

Biden is in Pittsburgh today to talk infrastructure

https://twitter.com/kdka/status/1487034804403154947?s=21

He's going to insist on removing weight limits on bridges!!!!

And not y'know, strategic beet juice and salt reserves for the Carolinas.

Which by the way, when Illinois localities run out of salt, beet juice is corrosive enough to the ice to break it down in a pinch.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


That is nightmare fuel. One of my biggest fears is being on a bridge when it collapses.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

FizFashizzle posted:

Biden is in Pittsburgh today to talk infrastructure

https://twitter.com/kdka/status/1487034804403154947?s=21
If they had any political savvy they would move their talk to this location and use it to poo poo on Republicans who continually gently caress up any attempts of infrastructure in this state. Of course the local chuds are going "Hurr Durr this is what happens when we build bike lanes"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

If they had any political savvy they would move their talk to this location and use it to poo poo on Republicans who continually gently caress up any attempts of infrastructure in this state. Of course the local chuds are going "Hurr Durr this is what happens when we build bike lanes"

Immediately following that talk they’d discover a bus load of orphans was on that bridge.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
It took me 46 years to discover I had a kink, and that kink is r/specializedtools

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
One of the best buzzer beaters I have seen, almost solely because of the reaction from the team and collective decision to do half a lap and sprint out of the arena.

https://twitter.com/CanesHoops/status/1486518608343834628?t=QVw2OPbvlLkpO4SM7zCxtA&s=19

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Good lord the booster is kicking my rear end. Didn't sleep well, chills, muscle aches, the whole nine yards.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

FizFashizzle posted:

That’s the impression that I get.

:golfclap:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My PCR test came back negative again. Feeling pretty good that I haven't caught COVID-19 despite traveling to Missouri last weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b18DjXWyWuc

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Forrest on Fire posted:

He's going to insist on removing weight limits on bridges!!!!

And not y'know, strategic beet juice and salt reserves for the Carolinas.

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not because *gestures vaguely at everything* but I’ve seen this hot take enough times to know that there are people who really think he wanted to just remove bridge weight limits because life is meaningless and capital is forever. The infrastructure plan specifically addresses bridges that have weight limits lower than the roads they are on and is meant to reinforce them to bring them up to par with those. Dude’s brains are soup at this point but it was just a poorly worded tweet, not (more) bloodlust.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

The weight limit comment was sarcastic. Beet juice is not sarcastic at all.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Read this wild rear end poo poo

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-01-28/marijuana-cash-seized-armored-car-fbi-san-bernardino-sheriff

quote:

The driver of an armored car carrying $712,000 in cash from licensed marijuana dispensaries was heading into Barstow on a Mojave Desert freeway in November when San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputies pulled him over. They interrogated him, seized the money and turned it over to the FBI.

A few weeks later, deputies stopped the same driver in Rancho Cucamonga, took an additional $350,000 belonging to legal pot stores and gave that cash to the FBI too.

Now, the FBI is trying to confiscate the nearly $1.1-million bounty, which it might share with the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department. The FBI says the money is tied to federal drug or money-laundering crimes, but has specified no unlawful conduct and charged no one with a crime.

The cash seizures — and another from the same trucking company in Kansas — raise questions about whether the Justice Department under President Biden is moving to disrupt the operations of licensed marijuana businesses in California and other states where pot is legal.

The case has also rekindled allegations that federal law enforcement agencies in Southern California have been abusing forfeiture laws by seizing cash and valuables from people when the government has no evidence that they committed crimes.

The FBI and the U.S. attorney’s office in Los Angeles have been forced to return tens of millions of dollars in cash and valuables seized by federal agents last March from hundreds of safe deposit boxes in Beverly Hills after the government failed to produce evidence to back up its allegations the money and goods were criminal proceeds. Some of that money belonged to owners of state-licensed marijuana businesses.

Now, Judge John W. Holcomb of U.S. District Court in Riverside is weighing a request by Empyreal Logistics, the company whose armored cars were emptied in California and Kansas, for an emergency order to force the FBI and the Sheriff’s Department to stop pulling over its vehicles and seizing cash without evidence of illegal activity. The company is also trying to get back the cash.

Empyreal says it follows U.S. Treasury Department guidelines on how to handle the cash of state-licensed marijuana businesses without running afoul of federal law and verifies that the dispensaries whose money it carries are in good standing with state regulators.

“This is among the more egregious forfeiture cases that we’ve ever seen,” said Dan Alban, senior attorney at the Institute for Justice, a libertarian group that fights forfeiture excesses nationwide and represents Empyreal in its lawsuit.

Alban called the cash seizures a “very cynical attempt to exploit the differences between federal and state law” on marijuana.

Possession and sale of marijuana remains illegal under federal law, but 36 states have legalized medical cannabis, and 18 of them, including California, allow recreational pot.

During the 2020 presidential campaign, Joe Biden promised to let states “continue to make their own choices regarding legalization.” He also vowed to decriminalize marijuana, but he has taken no steps to keep that pledge.

A Justice Department spokesperson did not respond to repeated questions by email on whether the Biden administration’s policies on marijuana enforcement permit seizures of cash from businesses licensed to sell cannabis.

Empyreal’s lawsuit describes the traffic stops of their trucks as “highway robberies” by government agents seeking to pad their budgets with forfeiture money.

It accuses the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department of breaking a California law that protects financial institutions serving pot dispensaries. It also alleges that the FBI and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration violated a federal law that bars spending government money to interfere with medical marijuana businesses in states where they are legal. Empyreal says seven of the eight state-permitted dispensaries whose cash was taken in San Bernardino County were licensed to sell medical marijuana.

The Sheriff’s Department and federal authorities deny wrongdoing, saying Empyreal is seeking a court injunction that would improperly impede active criminal investigations of suspected money laundering and illegal drug sales.

Federal prosecutions of marijuana crimes have been rare in California since 2013, when a memo by then-Deputy Atty. Gen. James M. Cole advised U.S. attorneys in states that have legalized the drug to bypass all but the most serious cases, such as those involving violent gangs or cartels.

The Trump administration rescinded the Cole memo, but federal prosecutors in California are still reluctant to bring marijuana cases before juries accustomed to widespread pot smoking.

Black-market marijuana — untaxed, unburdened by environmental rules and cheaper than legal cannabis — has continued to thrive in the five years since California legalized recreational pot, and San Bernardino County Sheriff Shannon Dicus has been cracking down on illegal farming in the high desert.

In the five months since he launched Operation Hammer Strike, deputies say they have seized more than 400,000 cannabis plants and arrested 527 suspects.

In response to the lawsuit over the armored cars, Dicus released a statement claiming that more than 80% of the marijuana sold in licensed dispensaries is grown illegally, but he provided no evidence that any of the eight businesses whose cash deputies seized from Empyreal’s vans were selling black-market cannabis.

“My deputies are professional, and I am confident we will prevail,” Dicus said.

The reluctance of banks to do business with marijuana dispensaries has forced many to operate entirely with cash. But since 2014, when the government’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network released guidance on how to take deposits from state-licensed dispensaries without breaking federal law, more than 700 banks and credit unions nationwide have begun accepting their money.

Empyreal, a Pennsylvania company that transports cash for dispensaries, convenience stores and other clients in 28 states, relies on banks and credit unions to do the federally mandated due diligence on marijuana outfits whose cash it carries, said Deirdra O’Gorman, Empyreal’s chief executive. The company checks state licensing records to verify compliance, she said.

The first sign of trouble for Empyreal came on May 17, when a sheriff’s deputy in Dickinson County, Kan., pulled over one of its vans’ drivers on I-70 for an alleged traffic violation and questioned her.

She told the deputy she was on her way to pick up cash at medical pot dispensaries in Kansas City, Mo., then planned to drive the money back through Kansas the next morning to deposit it at a credit union in Colorado, according to the DEA. Medical marijuana is legal in Missouri but not in Kansas.

The next morning, the DEA put the driver under surveillance as she made her stops in Kansas City. On her way back through Kansas, the same sheriff’s deputy stopped her again on I-70. This time, the deputy seized the more than $165,000 in cash that the driver had collected at five state-licensed dispensaries in Missouri.

The DEA and the U.S. attorney’s office in Kansas are trying to confiscate the cash, claiming it is tied to unspecified federal drug and money-laundering violations by unnamed people.

In the Barstow case, sheriff’s deputies say they pulled over the armored car on Nov. 16 after allegedly seeing the driver tailgating. The driver and his supervisors, who spoke to a deputy by phone during the stop, gave “inconsistent statements,” creating suspicion the van was carrying “illicit proceeds of unlawful drug sales,” Sheriff’s Sgt. Alex Naoum said in a court statement.

The deputy got a state Superior Court judge to sign a search warrant authorizing the seizure of currency, electronics and any other evidence of illegal transport of “marijuana proceeds.”

On Dec. 9, deputies pulled over the same driver in Rancho Cucamonga, this time for allegedly changing lanes without signaling and “driving too fast for conditions.” The FBI says money-laundering suspicions were raised during the stop in part because the driver was carrying a document instructing him to never say “cannabis” or “marijuana” if stopped by law enforcement officers, and to never identify Empyreal’s clients.

A drug-detection dog, “K9 Eros,” alerted deputies to the odor of narcotics near the open driver’s door, Naoum said.

Empyreal’s lawsuit says that video footage from the van shows that K9 Eros was “barely interested in the vehicle.” With mixed success, deputies tried to cover the van’s cameras, it says, but an audio recording captured them counting the $350,000 in cash and voicing disappointment it was less than half the haul in Barstow.

“That’s it?” one of them asked the deputy who had seized the money in Barstow. “You set the bar too high.”

One of the deputies said he’d expected to find “a million or two,” and another responded: “At least we got over a million.”

No traffic citations were issued to any of the Empyreal drivers.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Late to exercise equipment chat, but my wife got a Nordictrac exercise bike that has a screen to do fake bike rides through the countryside or classes with a trainer. It was significantly cheaper than a Peloton, and she would have gone with the Nordictrac if they were the same price just to avoid being associated with the cult of Peloton.

Her buying it was also when I learned Nordictrac is still a thing, and apparently they make pretty good stuff. We will likely have one of their treadmills within the next year as well. No word on whether the cross-country ski thing still exists. My parents also had one in our 90's basement for about 10 years.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



gently caress Biden

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I’m dying

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
That poo poo is gonna keep happening until marijuana is legal on the federal level, but :lol: on that happening anytime soon since it makes them :20bux:.

:ninja: edit: this is in regards to the shenanigans going on in SAN Bernardino but I guess it can also apply to that elk tattoo. :v:

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

a sexual elk posted:

Someone in the lovely tattoo thread just hooked me up with a new AV haha

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