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Pustulio posted:I once read that the Hulk converts anything eaten 100% into energy and therefore doesn't poop at all. Wish I could remember where, maybe that was Ultimates Hulk. Sounds more like something you'd ingest though the nose.
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Pustulio posted:I once read that the Hulk converts anything eaten 100% into energy and therefore doesn't poop at all. Wish I could remember where, maybe that was Ultimates Hulk. Nah Bruce Banner just has Hulk-grade poops when he reverts.
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I refuse to believe the hulk doesn't have a functional rear end in a top hat
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I'm no Hulkologist, but I seem to recall Banner saying the trick is being angry all the time? Having a giant deuce on-board that is a nightmare to pass sounds like the right mechanism.
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Cocaine Bear posted:Sounds more like something you'd ingest though the nose. That's snowflame, not hulk.
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I'm pretty sure Hulk's turds don't change mass with him, and Hulk doesn't eat, so therefore if Hulk poops it'll be like little rabbit turds to him, and if Banner has a big backdoor buster he'll get mad and then Hulk will drop that tiny deuce.
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I love the tangents this thread goes on sometimes. I now have to explain to my partner why I am laughing.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm pretty sure Hulk's turds don't change mass with him, and Hulk doesn't eat, so therefore if Hulk poops it'll be like little rabbit turds to him, and if Banner has a big backdoor buster he'll get mad and then Hulk will drop that tiny deuce. prolly just falls right out, nobody is in a position to complain
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Jan 28, 2022 01:27
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm pretty sure Hulk's turds don't change mass with him, and Hulk doesn't eat, so therefore if Hulk poops it'll be like little rabbit turds to him, and if Banner has a big backdoor buster he'll get mad and then Hulk will drop that tiny deuce. He had to have eaten at some point while fighting for the Grandmaster in Ragnarok.
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Jan 28, 2022 01:29
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm pretty sure Hulk's turds don't change mass with him, and Hulk doesn't eat, so therefore if Hulk poops it'll be like little rabbit turds to him, and if Banner has a big backdoor buster he'll get mad and then Hulk will drop that tiny deuce. Is constipation anger Hulk worthy?
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I don't know if there's a threshold that activates Banner's Hulk rage. Maybe it's constipafion. Maybe it's being stuck in the post office and watching them close one counter while you're still in line.
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The real question is if extremely spicy food on its way out will trigger the change, and does the capsaicin booty burn hurt Hulk, or would Hulk not feel it and be really relaxed and change back to Banner who once again is battling the redass and thus instigates a Hulk/Banner spicy dook revolving door until it's passed?
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Then he turns into red hulk and steam blows out his ears
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Android Apocalypse posted:I don't know if there's a threshold that activates Banner's Hulk rage. Maybe it's constipafion. Maybe it's being stuck in the post office and watching them close one counter while you're still in line. the threshold is "when the writer wants it", and we all know it. But a monster dump not turning him into Hulk would be a major oversight.
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Zil posted:I love the tangents this thread goes on sometimes. I now have to explain to my partner why I am laughing. "Hrrrg... HULK.... SMASH!" *A sound akin to a claymore going off and water gushing everywhere comes from within the bathroom*
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On the other hand Bruce relaxing and calming himself down would totally loosen his sphincter up and help him pass that log.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The real question is if extremely spicy food on its way out will trigger the change, and does the capsaicin booty burn hurt Hulk, or would Hulk not feel it and be really relaxed and change back to Banner who once again is battling the redass and thus instigates a Hulk/Banner spicy dook revolving door until it's passed? What happens if Bruce Banner gets invited to Hot Ones?
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Silly Burrito posted:What happens if Bruce Banner gets invited to Hot Ones? 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:therefore if Hulk poops it'll be like little rabbit turds to him, i fear the existence of this image
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Jan 28, 2022 03:42
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What if Banner is lactose intolerant but Hulk isn’t?
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Jan 28, 2022 03:56
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We’ve Yoshi egg’d the Hulk’s turds.
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Thaddius the Large posted:What if Banner is lactose intolerant but Hulk isn’t? Huh. I wonder what his radioactivity has done to his gut biome? Chances are it just killed everything, right? No wonder he's so angry.
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What if the pain of labour triggers a transformation in She-Hulk and as a result her gamma-enhanced musculature shoots the baby out of her like some sort of fleshy artillery cannon?
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Busket Posket posted:We’ve Yoshi egg’d the Hulk’s turds. I hate that I understood this sentence.
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Does she hulk give birth to baby hulk or a human baby? Does it depend on what form she's in? If it's a baby hulk but she gives birth while human, is she torn apart by baby hulk?
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Silly Burrito posted:What happens if Bruce Banner gets invited to Hot Ones? We know from his origin story that he'll turn into Hulk from Da Bomb.
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its all nice on rice posted:Does she hulk give birth to baby hulk or a human baby? Does it depend on what form she's in? If it's a baby hulk but she gives birth while human, is she torn apart by baby hulk? I doubt She Hulk can carry a pregnancy to term.  The transformations put too much stress on her body. I'm not educated on her backstory, but I assume she is also full of radioactive toxins in a way that probably isn't healthy for other living things.It's Loss all the way down.
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Picture Superman and the Hulk pooping back and forth. Forever. ))<>((
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Picture Superman and the Hulk pooping back and forth. Forever. while standing 5 miles from each other
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Picture Superman and the Hulk pooping back and forth. Forever. Lookin like Tank Wars over here
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She-Hulk would birth a normal looking baby that would Hulk out when slapped on the bottom. Duh.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I doubt She Hulk can carry a pregnancy to term. your verdant womb is making heaven overcrowded
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Soul Dentist posted:She-Hulk would birth a normal looking baby that would Hulk out when slapped on the bottom. Duh. Would the babies first poop be meconium green or hulk green?
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Inceltown posted:Would the babies first poop be meconium green or hulk green? Knowing babies: Yes.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I doubt She Hulk can carry a pregnancy to term. The Old Man Logan mini answered that question and it's as repulsive as the whole Banner clan turns out to be.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Picture Superman and the Hulk pooping back and forth. Forever. rear end TO rear end
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Devol_Tettran posted:rear end TO rear end
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Picture Superman and the Hulk pooping back and forth. Forever.
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Soul Dentist posted:Knowing babies: Yes. The mouseover text at the mod forum (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Milo and POTUS posted:The mouseover text at the mod forum (everything about it)
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