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Incidentally, we're all sleeping on one of the funniest news tidbits of the day. The one-eyed dipshit leader of the Oath Keepers that got arrested a few days ago? Turns out he dug a bunch of tunnels Gribble-style to escape the feds. Except they ended up being useless because he forgot to factor in his big boy body, so they weren't really escapable.  Remember, if you're going to dig secret tunnels to hide from g-men, make sure your fat rear end can fit in them.
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more falafel please posted:is that the butterfly refuge ran by the guy who wants trump to Build The Wall even though his butterfly refuge would get eminent domained by the wall Not sure about that part but the part where a congressional candidate tried to murder the child of the manager after stealing their phone was certainly something. That link is wild.
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Incidentally, we're all sleeping on one of the funniest news tidbits of the day. How did he dig them in the first place, did he do that and then gain weight?
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Based on what the ex-wife has said, he built them, shot his eye out, and then ballooned up. Honestly starting to wonder what his username is.
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So did he call for help or what? Did he get stuck in the entrance hole like a Winnie the Pooh situation?
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Incidentally, we're all sleeping on one of the funniest news tidbits of the day. also someone else on here said it's a rental, not a house he owns. not sure if thats accurate but it's extra lol if so
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Based on what the ex-wife has said, he built them, shot his eye out, and then ballooned up.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:So did he call for help or what? Did he get stuck in the entrance hole like a Winnie the Pooh situation? Didn't even bother trying to use them because he knew he wouldn't fit. Which is a shame because I would have loved a photo of Ham Crenshaw wedged underground like Saddam.
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Humans with threatening auras
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That picture with Biden and Carter and this Lori Lightfoot photo, just the 2 photos, is a david lynch movie
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Cloks posted:Lori Lightfoot is a David Lynch character 
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gadzooks, they'll pillage the granaries and set the town hall aflame!!
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In Soviet Russia, Moscow invades you!
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Based on what the ex-wife has said, he built them, shot his eye out, and then ballooned up. Hot Dog Day, one of them
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/NatButterflies/status/1486724138030940160 more falafel please posted:is that the butterfly refuge ran by the guy who wants trump to Build The Wall even though his butterfly refuge would get eminent domained by the wall
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Based on what the ex-wife has said, he built them, shot his eye out, and then ballooned up. Booster lives on!
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fermun posted:no, the national butterfly refuge has been fighting against the wall for a while, starting with border patrol contractors that started trying to build a section of the wall on their property over a weekend without any kind of eminent domain having happened, coming back on a Monday to find heavy equipment on their land and some of their wildlife preserve destroyed. they've also multiple times have had border patrol agents break onto their property, capture immigrants, then take the immigrants off the property and stage the arrest there because the butterfly refuge doesn't allow border patrol agents on their property. theyve had a lot of random poo poo happening to them for the past 5 years, like even 2 weeks ago some national guard truck crashed while trying to drive onto their property and stuff they were maga people before all that started lol
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:they were maga people before all that started lol lol, looking at old stuff it seems that they thought the border wall would be built on the mexican side of the rio grande or something?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:they were maga people before all that started lol conservatives are only capable of understanding that insane, punitive police state poo poo is bad if it effects them personally. anything that happens to other people was because they deserved it
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fermun posted:lol, looking at old stuff it seems that they thought the border wall would be built on the mexican side of the rio grande or something? If Mexico was going to pay for the wall, then of course it would be in Mexico, I mean that’s just common sense
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some plague rats posted:Okay look there's two possibilities here: shameful probe
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Inceltown posted:Not sure about that part but the part where a congressional candidate tried to murder the child of the manager after stealing their phone was certainly something. That link is wild. yeah y’all do not loving sleep on the butterfly sanctuary story, it is as hilarious and macabre as a story about a butterfly sanctuary can get
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Based on what the ex-wife has said, he built them, shot his eye out, and then ballooned up. lmao if it turns out this dude is fucken grover
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is global warming getting worse, or are the butterflies getting more organized?
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tokin opposition posted:is global warming getting worse, or are the butterflies getting more organized? literally one of the story beats is CHUDs lying each other into a frenzy over the idea of a decaying human body surrounded by trash, covered in butterflies which as we all know are ruthless carrion feeders, willing to cut down a human if they think they can get fed faster
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LonsomeSon posted:literally one of the story beats is CHUDs lying each other into a frenzy over the idea of a decaying human body surrounded by trash, covered in butterflies I've heard butterflies feast on the blood of pure Aryan women.
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Paladinus posted:When a butterfly tastes blood, it turns into a bee.  im calling congress!!!!
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