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Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
Wawa rules though

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Maed
Aug 23, 2006


the correct answer is sheetz btw

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

John Fetterman lives two miles from me and when I'd ride my bike on the Great Allegheny Passage he'd often be out walking on his phone. I'd yell "JOHNNNN" every time I rode by to annoy him and he never acknowledged me. sad.

Careful you don't get shot.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Maed posted:

the correct answer is sheetz btw

wawa was better when they were just a deli but its only just fine now.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Carolyn84905526/status/1479483043517591552

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ValArkooshPA/status/1479458394394222592

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mehmet Oz is the next senator from PA, it's all but settled, we have a significant enough proportion of wet-brained idiot seniors who just vote for whoever is on television to make that almost certain.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

it takes a special kind of big brain take to look at Fetterman and Lamb and come to that conclusion



as a resident of Montgomery County, let me say this about Val Arkoosh

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

it takes a special kind of big brain take to look at Fetterman and Lamb and come to that conclusion

as a resident of Montgomery County, let me say this about Val Arkoosh

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!

a lot of my friends used to work for the montco DA and the stories about "gifts" there just makes me assume that everyone in the montco government is just insanely corrupt but no one cares because who gives a poo poo about montco

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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Terraplane posted:

pretty sensitive about your racist shithead candidate, I see

who cares bitch

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Lamb is going to win the primary.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Terraplane posted:

pretty sensitive about your racist shithead candidate, I see

Did he kill the perp in the end? How did that story end?

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Nonsense posted:

Did he kill the perp in the end? How did that story end?

the local news showed up and interviewed the guy, still in his jogging clothes, and he was like "whew yeah, that big dude's kinda weird"

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

So is this thread about voting or some poo poo?

Terraplane
Aug 16, 2007

And when I mash down on your little starter, then your spark plug will give me fire.

Nonsense posted:

Did he kill the perp in the end? How did that story end?

yeah chasing down random black dudes because you heard a noise outside and holding them at gunpoint is no big so long as you don't actually shoot them

thanks for the real cool questions i appreciate it

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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Egg Moron posted:

So is this thread about voting or some poo poo?

this thread has a soft spot in my heart for somehow outliving most of my megathread ideas despite having comically specific subject matter

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Terraplane posted:

yeah chasing down random black dudes because you heard a noise outside and holding them at gunpoint is no big so long as you don't actually shoot them

thanks for the real cool questions i appreciate it

that guy is in jail now so John Fatterman (anyone make this joke yet?) was right. normies dont understand the concept of pre-crime

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lil poopendorfer posted:

that guy is in jail now so John Fatterman (anyone make this joke yet?) was right. normies dont understand the concept of pre-crime

Job done.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

lil poopendorfer posted:

that guy is in jail now so John Fatterman (anyone make this joke yet?) was right. normies dont understand the concept of pre-crime

fetterman is a combination of tom cruise from minority report and jacoby from bright

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Ladybellesfic/status/1480049736530939904

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Nonsense posted:

Lamb is going to win the primary.

i dont know if he will but its certainly what we deserve

even the most barely minimal good thing feels wrong and out of reach

Some Guy TT posted:

this thread has a soft spot in my heart for somehow outliving most of my megathread ideas despite having comically specific subject matter

you want comedy then get ready for a year from now when it's the senator doctor oz thread

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

It's weird that Dr Oz is running as a republican. He might win but he'd clean up as a democrat. Really wouldn't have to change too many political positions, if he has any

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

It's weird that Dr Oz is running as a republican. He might win but he'd clean up as a democrat. Really wouldn't have to change too many political positions, if he has any

The GOP has been recruiting TV and movie guys ever since Reagan won in California. He's bought and paid for.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

It's weird that Dr Oz is running as a republican. He might win but he'd clean up as a democrat. Really wouldn't have to change too many political positions, if he has any

yeah it's weird, he's clean up with all the dems who get hot and bothered for biden and toomey but as a republican he's gonna probably come in third behind the guy who has a section on his campaign site explaining that he didn't murder the dead woman that was found in his bathtub

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JonathanTamari/status/1482838748924633088

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

loving lol. we deserve senator oz

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
https://host2.adimpact.com/admo/viewer/5221725

the good doctor getting grilled for owning a company that got fined $95 million for hiring illegal immigrants

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
how does this thread not have this already:
https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1487149491643838464

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1487557557040332801

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

he was literally there

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bebop esq posted:

he was literally there

He was there because of the bridge collapse.

Fetterman lives like five minutes by car from where the collapse happened. He originally intended to snub Biden but changed his mind after the collapse. and that's fine.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


vote fetterman it’d be nice to have some ogre representation in the senate

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He was there because of the bridge collapse.

Fetterman lives like five minutes by car from where the collapse happened. He originally intended to snub Biden but changed his mind after the collapse. and that's fine.

ah okay

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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more like john fatman

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


AnimeIsTrash posted:

more like john fatman

your monitor is off

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
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https://mobile.twitter.com/burgessev/status/1489627510732169223

oh no not the candidate so boring no one can even remember her gimmick

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