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Ok for real whos your team
This poll is closed.
The Green Bay Packers 81 35.53%
The Chicago Bears 52 22.81%
The Minnesota Vikings 42 18.42%
The Detroit Lions 53 23.25%
Total: 228 votes
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


da bears

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llibja
Sep 13, 2007

Jabronie posted:

Getting ahead of the game for our upcoming losing season;

Eber flub
Ever flustered

All he ever does is lose.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/1486886651859279875

Good start if it comes through

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Bring back Dave Toub.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





He eats pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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God, I hope their focus is the lines. That'd make me happy

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Eberflus - that German?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sataere posted:

God, I hope their focus is the lines. That'd make me happy

After what feels like two decades of the Bears dumpster diving on both sides of the line, but especially the offensive line, that would be a most welcome change.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Timby posted:

After what feels like two decades of the Bears dumpster diving on both sides of the line, but especially the offensive line, that would be a most welcome change.

Eh, the Bears have had a kickass defensive line/front for most of my life lol.

We don't talk about the Mel Tucker years.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
The Bears oline with Olin Kreutz and co. was really solid for a while, I think, before they all got old and/or left

ever since, the Bears have been in the j'marcus webb cycle

shame about who they were protecting and who said protectee was throwing to

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Dexo posted:

Eh, the Bears have had a kickass defensive line/front for most of my life lol.

We don't talk about the Mel Tucker years.

God, Tucker. I believe Lovie was canned prematurely, but if there's one major, huge problem he had in Chicago, it was his overwhelming loyalty to his assistants for long after it became clear that they were badly overmatched. Tucker was one, John Shoop was another. Mike Martz, Ron Turner, Bob Babich...

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
They did kinda gently caress Tucker over, although he shouldn't have taken the job.

They made that man call Lovie's defense, despite having absolutely no history calling it, no idea about the terminology.

Tucker is an insanely good defensive coach. But he should have stood up for himself.

He was forced to go out calling someone elses defense.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Timby posted:

God, Tucker. I believe Lovie was canned prematurely, but if there's one major, huge problem he had in Chicago, it was his overwhelming loyalty to his assistants for long after it became clear that they were badly overmatched. Tucker was one, John Shoop was another. Mike Martz, Ron Turner, Bob Babich...

Shoop was big Dick Jauron's OC. Our offense sucked then, but he actually made it worse. 3rd and 8? Call a pass play 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage. I think they were goin for screen passes, but holy gently caress they did not relay the message to anyone on the field. So embarrassing.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

ZombieCrew posted:

Shoop was big Dick Jauron's OC. Our offense sucked then, but he actually made it worse. 3rd and 8? Call a pass play 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage. I think they were goin for screen passes, but holy gently caress they did not relay the message to anyone on the field. So embarrassing.

I've forgotten so much about Dick Jauron's tenure, outside of him being the second choice after the team hosed up with Dave McGinnis by scheduling a press conference to introduce him before he had agreed to terms, and him starting a season with the three-headed QB monster of Shane Matthews, Jim Miller and Cade McNown.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
They're in a 3-4 right now so linebackers are functional linemen, which means the best part of this roster, it's linebackers are about to become linemen, and I would say the D line is the only part of the team that is still serviceable.
Quinn and Mack only have a few years left in them (and that Mack couldn't stay healthy the last two should tell you he's getting close to done), and now they'll both be D-Ends in a 3-4. Akim Hicks (if he can squeeze out another year) can still plug holes.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

ZombieCrew posted:

Shoop was big Dick Jauron's OC. Our offense sucked then, but he actually made it worse. 3rd and 8? Call a pass play 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage. I think they were goin for screen passes, but holy gently caress they did not relay the message to anyone on the field. So embarrassing.

John Shoop was the worst OC in bears history and none of us should be entertaining opinions to the contrary.
In fact I will be reporting any posts to the mods as fake news.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/ESPN1000/status/1487078569763393543?t=jgFon8s4MIO0SOAlQOfOVQ&s=19

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
drat stealing Speigel's bits

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
That’s terrible even for a parody song.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1487098621208186883

lmao the Bears getting into hype videos for people walking into the building.

I cannot wait when all these dudes get fired and it's like reversed.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1487098621208186883

lmao the Bears getting into hype videos for people walking into the building.

I cannot wait when all these dudes get fired and it's like reversed.

I wish we got a Marc Trestman hype video

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Insincere, carefully photographed and glossy clip worked on by 400 social media interns

OR

Dan "The Man" Campbell, raw and live?

https://i.imgur.com/kyYOF2z.gifv

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1487098621208186883

lmao the Bears getting into hype videos for people walking into the building.

I cannot wait when all these dudes get fired and it's like reversed.

This same scene is in the most recent season of Dexter.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Shrimpy posted:

This same scene is in the most recent season of Dexter.

Because the Bears are about to MURDER THEIR COMPETITION

We will actually all go become lumberjacks after this goes horribly, horribly wrong

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://twitter.com/kt_so_it_goes/status/1487127625202085889?s=21

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Greenberg owns lmao



lmao

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1487112614245249024

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1487098621208186883

lmao the Bears getting into hype videos for people walking into the building.

I cannot wait when all these dudes get fired and it's like reversed.

Yeah, but the whoever designed that hallway with the retired numbers did a great job. Place looks great.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

Insincere, carefully photographed and glossy clip worked on by 400 social media interns

OR

Dan "The Man" Campbell, raw and live?

https://i.imgur.com/kyYOF2z.gifv

A man of real charisma

AnoHito
May 8, 2014


Lmfao

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

HootTheOwl posted:

(and that Mack couldn't stay healthy the last two should tell you he's getting close to done)

i was thinkin about this and its bums me out. obviously Mack does a bunch of awesome linebacker stuff too but I thought maybe he'd make a run at Top 10 career sacks leaders

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1487159878099644417

lmao

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


The joke works because there is actually a possibility the story could have been true.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Niwrad posted:

The joke works because there is actually a possibility the story could have been true.

It may not have literally happened but it’s definitely truthful to the spirit of the Bears.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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YOLOsubmarine posted:

It may not have literally happened but it’s definitely truthful to the spirit of the Bears.

In my head cannon, Virginia is going to call Poles Matt and Eberflus Ryan and they'll just allow it because she signs the checks

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Matt Ryan beat the Packers in the playoffs. You know what to do, Chicago.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

Matt Ryan beat the Packers in the playoffs. You know what to do, Chicago.

Sign a third overpaid backup?

E: i am so smart S-M-R-T!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Do not engage with me



I've been on the fence about whether I like Joe Buck for a while, but right now on the Score, Speigel played a voice memo Buck left of an Eberflus parody song. I think I like him now. He doesn't seem to take himself nearly as seriously as he used to.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Insincere, carefully photographed and glossy clip worked on by 400 social media interns

OR

Dan "The Man" Campbell, raw and live?

https://i.imgur.com/kyYOF2z.gifv

This looks like it's from Parks and Rec and I can't stop hearing the music playing

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/01/28/report-luke-getsy-has-offer-to-be-bears-offensive-coordinator/


Packers fans gonna need a breakdown of this dude like you would a 6th string linebacker.

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Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Dexo posted:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/01/28/report-luke-getsy-has-offer-to-be-bears-offensive-coordinator/


Packers fans gonna need a breakdown of this dude like you would a 6th string linebacker.

Hung out with Aaron Rodgers a lot. Kind of seems to be his only claim to fame.

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