how is there no Wordle thread

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Caesar Saladin posted:

here's the breakdown of results

1 = silly
2,3 = lucky
4,5 = fair enough
6 = you're dumb
fail = you're real dumb

1 - you cheated
2 - you got crazy lucky, but the right starting word might have made it a 1 in 10 shot instead of 1 in a thousand
3 - a bit lucky, but playing extremely strategically means it'll happen regularly
4 - you should have enough information by now to get the word unless something weird is going on
5 - you tripped somewhere or guess 3 narrowed it down to 2 or 3 words and you guessed wrong.
6 - you should only get to this point if the word is really sneaky ("SASSY? Why would they put a triple letter in?!") or you're playing on hard and an early guess locked in a lot of letters leaving too many possibilities.
Miss - just take this knife and cut your own throat

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:30

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# ? May 29, 2024 00:14

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

I guess it says something uncomplimentary about me, but if I know I have 6 tries, I don't feel bad about taking all of them.

Also, whichever goon suggested MEATS as a first word, you have converted me.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:31

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Wordle 223 3/6*

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The kicker is I was gonna put the answer in my second guess initially.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:32

sootikins: May 24, 2008; Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Hardawn posted:

Hey assholes in this goddamn thread, I don't need help. I'm doing just fine getting words. I'm pointing out toilet thoughts

i was just making conversation, dang

nice win rate

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:35

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Wordle 223 5/6

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# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:44

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Wordle 223 6/6

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# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:55

The Sausages: Sep 30, 2012; What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Wordle 224 4/6

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To start I just put in the first 5 letter word that pops into my head and hope for the best. After that inevitably fails is when I try being a smarty pants.

I've tried and failed to fix the issue with cookies, no streak for me

Random Stranger posted:

Miss - just take this knife and cut your own throat

Random Stranger posted:

Wordle 213 X/6

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Looks like that 2/6 you got really went to your head, maybe lighten up a little

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:55

Wangsbig: May 27, 2007

Wordle 223 3/6

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# ? Jan 28, 2022 16:18

BrideOfUglycat: Oct 30, 2000

Another day, another Wordle.

Wordle 223 4/6*

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Boychild and I take turns picking the first word, and today he did well picking the word. The ending letters stymied us for a bit as we looked at the available letters and tried to match them up with the ending, minus a common letter that was not involved.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 16:51

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Wordle 223 6/6

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By the skin of my taint on this one

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I�m better at filthy words, what a life I�ve lived

Corn Glizzy fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jan 28, 2022

# ? Jan 28, 2022 17:27

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Wordle 223 6/6*

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I have no idea how the hell this happened.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 18:15

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Wordle 223 X/6

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GOD! drat! MOTHER! FUCKER!

:fuckthis:

# ? Jan 28, 2022 19:08

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Wordle 223 5/6*

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This one took me a while.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 19:13

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

gleebster posted:

I guess it says something uncomplimentary about me, but if I know I have 6 tries, I don't feel bad about taking all of them.

Also, whichever goon suggested MEATS as a first word, you have converted me.

Wasn't me but this feels on topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3LK1UB0X9o

Mostly it is now stuck in my head so you all should enjoy / suffer too.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 19:21

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

super sweet best pal posted:

Wordle 223 6/6*

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I have no idea how the hell this happened.

I need to see your working out please

# ? Jan 28, 2022 19:26

Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

First wordle and I rocked that poo poo 2/6.

Here's my method:
1. Used the suggested starting word on the help screen.
2. Not being able to think of any other words that fit and getting lucky it was the right answer.

*Finger pistols into the air and retires forever*

# ? Jan 28, 2022 19:43

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Goddamnit Wordle, aeoli is a legitimate loving word!

# ? Jan 28, 2022 20:25

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Wordle 223 6/6

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Whew that was close.

# ? Jan 28, 2022 20:33

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

neato burrito posted:

Goddamnit Wordle, aeoli is a legitimate loving word!

Probably has it as aioli

# ? Jan 28, 2022 22:42

Visible Stink: Mar 31, 2010; Got a light, handsome?

Yeah, aioli is a word. Aeoli sounds like a third rate JRPG character.

Wordle 224 3/6

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On the topic of starting words, I start with CAUSE since it contains 3 vowels and C and S are apparently fairly common letters

# ? Jan 29, 2022 00:06

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

I always start off with BEAST, but I may try out LEAST or Early . Early is a good one.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 00:10

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

Wordle 224 3/6

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This makes me feel a bit better after the 6 tries that yesterday took!

# ? Jan 29, 2022 01:08

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I start with a different word every time because I'm a fun haver.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 01:49

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Renegret posted:

I start with a different word every time because I'm a fun haver.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 02:12

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

223 broke my winning streak. I knew it was a mistake to stop using penis as my first choice.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 02:15

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Renegret posted:

I start with a different word every time because I'm a fun haver.

More fun when you score on a random letter. Sucks getting skunked on STERN or AISLE or something

# ? Jan 29, 2022 02:39

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

BEACH and PROUD have never let me down.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 02:45

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

I like OUNCE

# ? Jan 29, 2022 03:38

Mimesweeper: Mar 11, 2009; Smellrose

fond of QUIET SOLAR, its the loud solar you need to worry about

# ? Jan 29, 2022 03:58

Butt House: Oct 17, 2002; i love you, you jerk

Wordle 223 3/6

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Uhhhhh wtf???? Time to go ponder my orb.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 04:22

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

welp im dumb

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# ? Jan 29, 2022 05:20

Mimesweeper: Mar 11, 2009; Smellrose

fucks sake it happened again

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# ? Jan 29, 2022 05:24

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Random Stranger posted:

1 - you cheated
2 - you got crazy lucky, but the right starting word might have made it a 1 in 10 shot instead of 1 in a thousand
3 - a bit lucky, but playing extremely strategically means it'll happen regularly
4 - you should have enough information by now to get the word unless something weird is going on
5 - you tripped somewhere or guess 3 narrowed it down to 2 or 3 words and you guessed wrong.
6 - you should only get to this point if the word is really sneaky ("SASSY? Why would they put a triple letter in?!") or you're playing on hard and an early guess locked in a lot of letters leaving too many possibilities.
Miss - just take this knife and cut your own throat

Wordle 224 3/6

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This is mostly column 2.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 06:29

Shemp the Stooge: Feb 23, 2001

I finally did ok

Wordle 224 3/6

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# ? Jan 29, 2022 07:22

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Slow and steady does it
Wordle 224 5/6

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# ? Jan 29, 2022 07:54

sootikins: May 24, 2008; Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Wordle 224 5/6*

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good LORD this was harder than it should have been

# ? Jan 29, 2022 08:59

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Wordle 224 5/6*

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Some better luck and this would have been done in 3

# ? Jan 29, 2022 09:05

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

Wordle 224 3/6

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I love when I'm sounding out letter possibilities and my brain just shits itself. I was picturing "could" but pronouncing it like "cool-d" and just like...bwuh?

# ? Jan 29, 2022 09:12

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Wordle 224 4/6

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:argh:

# ? Jan 29, 2022 09:24

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# ? May 29, 2024 00:14

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Martman posted:

Wordle 224 3/6

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I love when I'm sounding out letter possibilities and my brain just shits itself. I was picturing "could" but pronouncing it like "cool-d" and just like...bwuh?

I love that feeling. Repeating even simple words leads to second guessing pronunciation and its relation to other words. I'm sure there is a word for it, probably more than 5 letters though lol

Wordle 224 4/6

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# ? Jan 29, 2022 09:24

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